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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-10-25 17:29 [#00045460]



and get the fuck away from my thread.

Phobia, if you catch all this, sorry...


 

threadbuster from the blue corner on 2001-10-25 21:57 [#00045517]



anyone out there ready to step in the ring and take on the
best?

i am waiting..........

chest 68 inches weight 23 stones height 6' 5
reach 114 cm
i also shit bullets.


 

DblHeLX from moon on 2001-10-25 21:58 [#00045518]



how appropriate!
i just happen to own a shit rifle! have at thee!

 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:04 [#00045526]



i will step in the ring with you. i am 6'3", about 180
pounds, slender bodied (aerodynamic), toned somewhat, and i
have a damn long arm reach. overall, from tip of the finger
to tip of the finger, it's longer than i am tall. long legs
too. i also have 8-9 years experience in martial arts. i'll
be back with don king in a few minutes.


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:14 [#00045530]



I'm like a 130 lb scrawny white kid that literally hasen't
gone outside "to play" in around 4 years. I've got shitty
dry eyes and I paint my nails...

ENGARDE!

 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:16 [#00045532]



i will truck-slap someone with my skateboard or run them
over in excess of 150 mph in my porsche.


 

threadbuster from the blue corner on 2001-10-25 22:19 [#00045535]



We got game fellas. I will have you all.

(bell sounds)

hevquip i pull off youur genitals and put them in DUBLHElXs
mouth
scrawny kid you still in yo home so you safe
your next move bollockless one.

 

goatse from chill ouit land on 2001-10-25 22:20 [#00045536]



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* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t e x *

 

re on 2001-10-25 22:21 [#00045537]




* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:25 [#00045538]



haha! you tore the genitals off my clone! i am secretly 23
ninjas and 15 toaster ovens. i, as the 23 ninjas and 15
toaster ovens, descend upon the arena from above, with
swords drawn. the only sound heard is our blades slicing
through the air and making contact with your flesh, bone,
and sinew. before you know it, you turn to your mother only
to mouth the words, "help me" before my/our handiwork takes
effect and you fall to the ground in slices. the other 15
pieces of me, the toaster oven, then place you in them for
15 min. at 400 degress then eat you like pizza after you're
done.


 

threadbuster from the blue corner on 2001-10-25 22:25 [#00045539]



honestly, you only have to mention genitals , and some
people....


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:28 [#00045540]



I won! I won! You all lose.

 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:35 [#00045547]



You may have won, but I'm still protected from pollution and
harmfull uv rays.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 22:36 [#00045551]



no. i won. i jumped out a plane skyjacked by terrorists and
fell on you all.


 

thredabuster from the blue corner on 2001-10-25 22:41 [#00045559]



well done 'O' boy, i didnt see that handbag coming. now i
will return to my ancestral occupation of crafting fine
dinner tables from larger than normal mung-beans. i am not
bitter. at least i have my hang- glider and pet locusts to
console me.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:43 [#00045563]



I am the champion, no time for losers, cuz I am the
champion. Yeh.


 

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-10-25 23:43 [#00045597]



Phobiazero told me he was homosexual.

 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 23:47 [#00045598]



that is not cool to be saying that.

 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from Ardmore on 2001-10-26 02:36 [#00045621]



Don't make me smack you with my immense penis

 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-26 02:46 [#00045622]



WHIP IT OUT MAN!

WOOOHOO!

 

thanksomuch from over there on 2001-10-26 08:04 [#00045653]



ahh, that is better.

*smashes all with large side of beef*

i win.

 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-26 11:10 [#00045685]



OW!... Damn it... All I wanted was some chips and I ended up
in a fight...


 

\/\/øøƒer_Atta¢__¤¹²³¤ from Milan on 2001-10-26 11:18 [#00045686]



*Punchhh* *Smaaash* *Hittt* *orchhh* *guuulpp* *arghh*
*crashhh* *stengggg* *porkkk* *cazzz* *ahi* *ahioooo*
*ahioioio* *stooopaahiii*... okay, white flag for me...

\/\/Æ’

 

Netlon Sentinel from yurp on 2001-10-26 20:47 [#00045843]



oh my god. the goatse.se maniacs have found this board. i
remember it from various smashing pumpkins boards. DON'T
follow any links it gives. be warned.

:)

 

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