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COME ON YOU C**NTS, LET's HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!!!
 

Stanford univ. music appreciation society on 2001-10-25 14:56 [#00045358]



My colleagues and I have entered into a lengthy discourse
regarding the merits of mr jame's latest compositions on the
pianoforte and other electro-galvanic instumentations. Mr
reid stated that he liked 'he drill n bass'bits, but i said
they were rather tiresome, and expressed a contrary
preference for the slower movements. There then commenced a
general fracas in which several cups of tea were spilled and
one of my colleague's heads was cloven in twain with a
malaysian kris sword. After that, we resumed our discourses,
and were eventually able to reach concensus on one small
point: we all like the bit where he goes 'Come on you
C**NTS, &tc, &tc.' my colleagues prposed that Imount an
expedition in order to procure some of the 'aphex acid' in
question.Overcoming my natural disdain for such ungodly
vices, i agreed to seek out this admirable elixir.so, having
ventured into an unreputable establishement, i approached a
likely denizen, at which point my naievity regarding such
matters, and sustained interrogations -insisting upon the
existence of such a panacea in the face of flat denial - led
to a manifestation of violent tendancies in the other party
involved in this somewhat unsuccessful transaction. &tc,
&tc...


 

Dr. Fassbaender on 2001-10-25 15:08 [#00045360]



Interesting point. I wouldn't say it in this complicated
way, but I am not Dr. in music theory anyway. But it is nice
to have someone from University here, but sadly it's not
Brandeis University.


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-25 15:12 [#00045362]



cunt is spelt with a 'u' and not a '**'.
bloody americans.


 

Dr. Chomsky on 2001-10-25 15:14 [#00045363]



Umm, pardon me, I also want to comment certain aspects,
ahem, uh, yes... there are several points where I absolutely
cannot agree. Hello?


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 15:25 [#00045369]



I prefer the drills and basses part. Yeh. But it's all good,
innit?


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-25 15:49 [#00045398]



the faster tunes on the album are hardly 'drill and bass' -
has similar tempo and pattern to that of drum'n'bass -
yes...but it aint drill'n'bass.


 

anti establishmentarian on 2001-10-25 16:08 [#00045402]



fuck that fucken classification shit - and that fucken
psychological bullshit jargon. all psychology does is remove
the emotion involved with the music, only to then comment
on it with fucken pansy arse wankful, supposed
'sophisticated' bullshit terminology sprayed throughout the
whole 'description' (if that - more like a display of anal
retention) like someone just blew their load, unable to
contain their exitement at telling the whole world this.
Fucken sad.

Plus - the supposed university dude -> what a crock of shit
> it aint even a coherrent rambling.

Music should involve emotion, how else can it be
appreciated! By getting all hot and flustered at some
'intellectual' terminology? I think not


 

Stanford University Music Appreciation Society on 2001-10-25 16:15 [#00045403]



I would like to retract my former commentaries which were
tenuous in conception, flawed in execution, unsound in
logic, untutored in grammar, ungainly in meter, lacking in
clarity and generally unworthy of this message board. I
would furthermore like to state that my appreciation of Mr
Jame's work has been enhanced by the passage of time, which
has enabled my Liliputian intellect to gradually scale the
mountainous peaks of his sublime creations. The spiritual
paucity of my existence has certainly been mitigated by
such melancholy gems as 'wet tip hen ax' and all the tracks
on 'drukqs'. I would consider this artist to be amongst the
greatest talents of his age, if not the greatest, for the
beauty which his music conveys is not that of this mere
terrestrial globe but that of unearthly realms - the astral
heavens and hells in which his pure spirit is able to wander
at will through the vehicle of lucid dreaming. As rare as
musical genius and studio virtuosity may be, that man who
can be self-aware in dreams at will, hear strange music in
the inhuman realms and channel it to us, the earth-shackled
spirits, and also compress a drum to within an inch of it's
life without it clipping, is surely a force to be reckoned
with. &tc, &tc.


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-25 16:22 [#00045405]



oi you cunt - yes you anti establishmentarian, i think
you'll find that you missed out the hyphen in your name.
you see... if you're gonna attempt to choose a name that you
think will make you look a bit intelligent, or even a
little bit 'cool', you should at least get it right.
Also, you fucknose bastard of a little girl, if you're gonna
'have a go' about people being 'anally retentive' it would
probably be best to not use an 'anally retentive' approach
to your argument.
one question...brains.......do you have any?


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-25 16:35 [#00045415]



i didn't think so.


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-10-25 16:36 [#00045417]



um... I fail to understand the meaning behind this whole
entire thread.

Aphex Acid is referring to his music... some dumb bloke
talking about acid house or whatevers was my
interpretation.. if it is even worthy of interpretation


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-25 16:42 [#00045420]



no.


 

Dr. Ned Rorem on 2001-10-25 17:54 [#00045475]



No no no. He is not a composer. Mr. James is simply not a
composer. You can only enjoy his music when you are on
drugs. Look at his newest work - it is even called drukqs!
This is the humanity's downfall! I can't believe that even
well-respected professors from Stanford University are
blinded by this person Aphex Twin. I vehemently dissagree!


 

DblHeLX from moon on 2001-10-25 17:58 [#00045476]



dr. ned.
let me guess.......you do drugs.
am i right


 

Dr. Ned Rorem on 2001-10-25 18:02 [#00045477]



Uh, ahem, umm... no.


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:32 [#00045543]



Well, I think RDJ is AOK.


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 22:49 [#00045573]



Spermanology.
hur hur hur


 

Ophecks on 2001-10-25 22:50 [#00045575]



What are you on about now, you stupid cunt?


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 23:10 [#00045586]



dr. ned norem: the album title "drukqs" means nothing. rdj
said it himself. by the way, i will be suing you for
malpractice, unless you want to give me my liver back.


 

SaturdaySaviour from British Columbia, Canada on 2001-10-25 23:29 [#00045590]



Sorry, this is unrelated to your topic of discussion guys
but I just wanted to know if it is true, if richard is
actually going to collaborate with LinKin Park. I pray that
it is not so. But please let me know the truth.
Thanx


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 23:31 [#00045591]



i hate you for asking that question. aphex twin would never
do something like that anyway. he tried to do a
collaboration with madonna, but only in a manner that would
poke fun at her.


 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-10-25 23:34 [#00045592]



I think he colaborated his monster penis with her aged used
vagina.

I know for a fact.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-25 23:36 [#00045593]



ehehehhh...so nasty


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-10-26 08:07 [#00045654]



why the hell does that fellah from stanford uni make out
like hes the monicle wearing monopoly guy??


 

somnicide on 2001-10-26 11:56 [#00045690]



i know alot of boring nerds like that guy...i think they all
masturbate to the dictionary...


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-26 12:05 [#00045697]



Can I also say that he got it wrong. It's cunt not cunts.
thanks


 

duck paste man on 2001-10-26 14:58 [#00045763]



yo chicken dude - everyone posting on this board (perhaps a
few exceptions) is anally retentive - think about it, who
can be fucked like making any point on some fucken internet
message board. and YES i realise that this includes me -
just that i don't really give a fuck - not like you do n e
way => ha quite amusing how such an absurd like thing can
get people like so worked up .

And just for the record. your reply was REALLY cool. No i'm
quite serious. everyone on this board will regard you as
like this cool person and shit - and people will think i'm a
fucken cunt and shit. Cause like i try hard and like put
fucken cussing words all over the fucken place and shit? And
so like you have won. Well .. i'm really happy for you .. :)


WOnderful. Like cool boss. Your a legend. You have made
yourself a legend ary statu s on a mb board.

fuck man take a walk in the park or some shit - get some air
in t-/


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-26 15:26 [#00045773]



Is this the fabeled junction of Duck and Chicken Paste?


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-26 15:33 [#00045776]



what?


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-26 15:35 [#00045777]



what?


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-26 15:36 [#00045778]



Poultry Paste Men


 


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