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offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 13:54 [#00745006]
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so anyways, my former friend rich (his name isn't rich, but
rich can be abbreviated to dick, and he's a huge dick) got
pissed off over some stupid thing and blocked me off aim

so i sent him an email telling him i was sorry, he didn't
recognize my email address and inquired as to who, what, and
why i was sorry- so i responded to it honestly, or as
honestly as i could seeing as i still don't know what i did
to piss him off

after this he responds to tell me there's a reason he
blocked me on aim, he didn't specify what it was but it must
have been big for him to have ended the communication
telling me never to contact him again-
so i responded w/ a message w/ just the subject filled in w/
'just as you say'
that was supposed to be the end

instead he responded to THAT even more vindictively with
some crap about how i couldn't be trusted, 'cause i'd tell
everyone his supersecret moron-identity or whatever, anyways
he went on to tell me he blocked me off of his email now

so i responded to that in a wrather pissed off email about
how, if he didn't want to talk to me he could stop
responding to my emails, not to mention a couple segues
about boybands and gay sex (which i feel are appropriate in
regards to the way i've been treated by rich)

he resonded to this with one email about reporting me to my
isp, it might have said more than that, i could care less, i
deleted it along with the 42 other emails i got all of them
verifications for forms i'd apparently filled out on the
internet in my sleep last night

now with the hard evidence i've collected it would seem like
a good idea to go to HIS isp- but i'm not an asshole, even
when dealing with one... or i try not to be

anyways, based on what i've said here...
who's the dick? did i err? am i at fault? i'd really like
someones oppinion
'cause i've always felt that if you break up with someone,
they get the last word in
that's the whole concept- one person makes the choice, the
other picks the last words- one picks sides the other


 

offline Tommib from Canterbury (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 14:03 [#00745015]
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so what has this got to do with jesus?


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:06 [#00745020]
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jesus is in all of us, so is george bush
that's what it has to do with jesus


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-17 14:20 [#00745027]
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Well I'm sure Jesus wouldn't post the same thing twice.


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:43 [#00745054]
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yeah, but he COULD


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 14:44 [#00745056]
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The next time you see him in person, confront him about it.
If he acts in the same manner face-to-face as he did via
email... chin him. That's what I'd do anyway. Can't have
people getting all irrate and vindictive on my ass!


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:46 [#00745062]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



sorry i didn't mean he was ever my 'real' friend- he's just
some moron from the internet, used to post here actually
most of you who've been on here 3 months + would probly
remember him


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-06-17 14:49 [#00745070]
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Just curious: Who was it?


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 14:49 [#00745071]
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Then just ignore him.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-17 14:51 [#00745073]
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who was he? amonbrune


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:51 [#00745074]
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A lot depends on what you actuallly did. Do you have any
idea at all? That would be a good first step. I'm not sure
how boy bands and gay sex was appropriate but if you flung
some insults at each other in the heat of the moment than
that is what it is. I see no reason to go to his isp or
pursue it any further unless you see him commiting further
acts of spite or revenge and it becomes an issue. I don't
know how important reconciliation is to either of you, but
let time pass if it is.

What would Jesus do? Jesus would turn the other cheek
rather than participate in a fight that wasn't really worth
it, but at the same time He would be bold and stand up for
truth regardless of the consequences. Jesus used every
situation or opportunity as a way of bringing others to the
knowledge and growth in the truth. Jesus did not, however,
entertain petty games that had no real worth for either
anyone involved.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 14:56 [#00745084]
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Jesus would've sent Barabas over to beat the living crap
outta him.


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:58 [#00745091]
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i was just informed by an african american friend of mine
that jesus was in fact black (or an african american as my
idiot friend termed it (lol))
so in fact we all have
a WHOLE LOT of jesus in us
and just a little george bush


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 14:59 [#00745097]
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how uplifting, thanks for that soul searching monologue- i
already decided not to pursue the matter further, i was just
trying to figure out whether or not i was wrong to keep
responding to his emails,
whether or not i had the right to have the last word


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:01 [#00745100]
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i don't think jesus can help you in this matter


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 15:04 [#00745105]
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If Jesus is in me he could at least give me a reach-around.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-17 15:06 [#00745107]
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WHO WAS IT?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-06-17 15:08 [#00745110]
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why does everyone give a fuck what jesus would do?
Obviously, he isnt going to do SHIT. When was the last time
you saw J.C. walking down the street takin care of business?


Diemax, it seems to me that whoever this person is, they are
totally not worth your time at all. I wouldn't let said
asshole bother you too much.


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-17 15:10 [#00745118]
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I am having problems with rich too... He sees things in a
conversation that aren't really there and accuses me of
being a twat while I'm trying to find out what really
happened. He tears things out of context.

I never block people. I think it's quite a shitty thing to
do... Leaving a person no chances to say a word in return.

And as for rich, I think he just has to get over his
paranoia and start trusting people if he wants them to trust
him in return.

He is a good man. But he has monster issues :(


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-17 15:11 [#00745122]
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Shut up, we'd tell you if we were going to, no?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-17 15:14 [#00745131]
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o shut up will you. i'm sick of stupid cunts like you on
this MB who feel the need to instrruct people on what to do.

i was asking diemax


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:30 [#00745153]
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he doesn't have the 'goddamned common courtesy' to do that

(just to finish up that full metal jacket quote)


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:31 [#00745155]
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it was you, just admit it anus.


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-17 15:32 [#00745160]
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You're just trying to cause trouble aren't you


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-06-17 15:33 [#00745161]
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idmaaaaaxe ´kill your rap friends`

or sum swedes


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:33 [#00745162]
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you should kick his ass, shatter, that's your department and
everyone around here should know that by now


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:35 [#00745166]
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wtf u cunt, y aren't you on aim? i need someone who's arms i
can cry on, someone who'll let me do evil things to their
lower digestive tract with a severed bovine cock tied off at
the end and filled with pigs blood
but aron funk isn't here
so get on aim


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-06-17 15:36 [#00745169]
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what man, im on msn as usual... manipulay-ashtray - and no
ill not support aol.


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 15:43 [#00745182]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



what about your gastropop identity? c'mon it was such a cool
name
like as in
gastro intestinal
and POP
such a funny name...
oh well, see you in bill gates's universe


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-17 16:07 [#00745236]
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the Jesus from The Big Lebowski? he's a pedophile. 'nuff
said..


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-17 16:15 [#00745247]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



no no
jee sauce
not
hey seus



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-17 16:17 [#00745252]
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got a recipe?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-17 16:43 [#00745290]
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I'm sure Jesus delivers my post....looks similar!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-06-17 16:44 [#00745292]
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Mr. Christ would fly like Superman.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-17 16:46 [#00745293]
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Jesus would whip his dick out and bitch slap your
'friend'...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-17 17:09 [#00745340]
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lol


 

offline jingle from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 18:26 [#00745412]
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jesus would fuck him up:get two goons to hold him by his
arms and legs and shatter his testicles, teeth and spine
with a diamond encrusted knuckle-duster and drop him off a
roof top. we are talkin about jesus the pimp from the south
bronx, right?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-17 18:28 [#00745415]
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oh wow.

a little punch-line.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-17 18:29 [#00745418]
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Or get three goons, two to hold him and one to sit there and
play him every single mithranix remix that has been
submitted to the competition 10 times each. :P


 

offline jingle from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-17 18:34 [#00745420]
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was that sarcasm qrter?
if it is i will turn the other cheak, for you are weak in
spirit, like a seed which hast fallen on stoney ground. amen


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-06-17 18:46 [#00745429]
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my kung fu


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-18 06:30 [#00745953]
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You're all sick.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-18 06:33 [#00745959]
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i think you arre buddy, keep a civil tongue.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-18 06:38 [#00745968]
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Nobody fuck with the Jesus.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-06-18 07:05 [#00746011]
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jesus probably wouldent give a fuck about this and tell you
to worry about something worth worrying about

sorry if you feel bad about this but there's no point.


 

offline lizardfister from rainy manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-18 07:13 [#00746021]
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getting back to the topic....

jesus would wear this


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-18 07:24 [#00746036]
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Sorry for that, but now diemax seriously thinks I'm "rich"
and cuntychuck too. While I don't give a spit about what
cuntychuck thinks, since I'll never know his actual opinion,
it upsets me that diemax prefers his illusions to simple
trust. Go away everyone. It's sad.


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-18 14:26 [#00746513]
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sad huh? u admitted it on aim- so don't bother telling me
you're not, just be glad i'm not assinine to get you banned
from here for the umpteenth time


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-18 14:26 [#00746514]
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obviously you've never hung out w/ jesus and smoked a bowl
and asked whether he could light a crack pipe for so long
that even HE couldn't smoke out of it
pffffffft


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-18 14:40 [#00746519]
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he sounds like a prrick to be honest mate, you arre betterr
of rrid.


 


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