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haha sorry love, I don't think there are any Tractern-style photos of me online that I could link you to! I think if that happened id probably call the police :D |
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he looked kind of like you and posted pictures of himself like that. what is your position on jean shorts? |
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hahaha- yeah, send me them and I'll do it! I'll show SValx that there is more than one sexy individual on XL! I might buy some jeans from a charity shop and cut them short, actually. No, wait. That would be messed up. |
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I just made a pic in GIMP of me in daisy dukes. should I post? |
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a GIMP picture? Of course you should. |
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lol- it doesn't mean gimp like sex slave, atwood. :) GIMP as in photo-editing software. |
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Ah...and there was me thinking about you with a ball gag and getting a bit of a pasting. (I know what GIMP is really, tractern)) |
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k, so you wanna see? |
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Do I wanna see a mocked up picture of you in daisy dukes? Hmm tough call mate,Id have to say ,no. You feel free though.Youre a grown man. |
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are daisy dukes generally hemmed or can they be cut off? cut offs are cooler, imo. especially if you have frayed edges and can see the pockets (just pockets thanks) out the bottom. then you need a couple wear holes, and a gold hem like wrangler or something on the back. you know the kind, like real effeminate cowboy or something. a few rhinestones or a folded bandana in one pocket would be the icing on the cake. |
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then roll up a pack of cigarettes in your sleeve. ok nevermind everything about this sucks really bad. |
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I think you were just going for the really short cut-offs and white vest look,tanned legs and scruffy cowboy boots. The bandanna and rhinestones was a bit 'Blue Oyster Bar '. :) |
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yea i started to feel like i needed a shower and had to check myself |
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hrm saying it made me want to get in the shower might not be that good either. Tractern can i borrow that shovel? not sure if i want to dig or hit myself repeatedly in the face. |
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hahahaha! XD That was a hearty, hearty laugh I just did. Thank you. :) *hands Glasse shovel* Do what you will, sir! |
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K, is everyone ready for the pic? |
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Will xlters please note that eye bleach is located here----> <-----------and here,and the emergency exits are at the rear. |
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Sorry for being weird, SValx. I'm not actually like that really. :) I just looked over the stuff I said to you and if that's all I said to you, that's all you have to go on and you must think I am a bit of a douche. You'll see in the future that I am not that bad, I hope. x |
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XD Silly Atty.... :) |
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I be hott huhuhuhuhu! |
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...You look like a five dollar hooker in twenty dollar shoes. |
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YES! Then the illusion is complete. :) |
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With hydrocephalus. |
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How can someone LOOK like they have hydrocephalus? The symptoms aren't exactly visible with the naked eye... |
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Progressive enlargement of the skull caused by cerebrospinal fluid in the cavities of the brain? |
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I think PJ Harvey has a head that big. |
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Now you know that the Stars headline tomorrow will be PJ Harvey In Hydro-headgrow Shocker!!! |
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you have this amazing knack of ruining a boner |
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Why did you have a boner whilst on XL? |
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Evenin' RussellDust, you like my pic? did you have a fun-ass Christmas? |
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haha! :D Why are you crying and did you actually draw that specially for that post? |
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haha dont worry matey, the only reason I come here is cos i like the weirdness :) |
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Hi. Anything that has your face on it is jewels to me. I had the best christmas ever had by man. |
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haha, that's a great story! Almost as good as that one about the guy who shaved his ass. It could be fake, but even if it is, it is truly hilarious. I'd feel sorry for the guy if it was true story, though. Thanks for chuckles. :) |
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aw! ^^ What made it so good? |
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hahahahahahhaha that is AMAZING :D :D |
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Do you not think it could be fake, though? The guy who posted it got banned... then again, I don't care if it was fake- it was a great story! :D |
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goodo, that's all I needed to hear. :) |
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:D maybe.. but as you say, I don't care its amazing. Its exactly the kind of situation id manage to get myself into! |
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Its exactly the kind of situation id manage to get myself into! Really? :O Cept u don't have a cock, right... cos that was the main problem. I found it ace how he talked about regretting not having his pee bottles! XD fucking brilliant, surely you couldn't make it up! hahahaha! how was your christmas, btw? |
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smelling vagina juice from the tips of my hair, which I absorbed from the gutter. |
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haha! :) |
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jnasato you-re sexy |
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Thank you for your support! |
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Y'all are crazy, I cant handle it |
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It was supposed to be formal dress. |
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so you wore formal jeans? |
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