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Phobiazero from Sweden on 2001-10-24 13:28 [#00045033]



Here's one:

Richard D James, aka the Aphex Twin, may not be a Fatboy
Slim-sized unit-shifter, but in terms of influence there are
few dance producers to match him. Since effectively
inventing abstract techno with his Selected Ambient Works
album, he has consistently crafted mesmerising, otherworldly
electronica, dosed with off-kilter adolescent pranksterism.


In the five years since his last album, the Cornishman's
critical stock has soared further still without him having
to do much at all. He released just two startling singles,
the thrash techno Come To Daddy and twisted Miami bass
homage Windowlicker, then pretended to retire. Meanwhile,
Radiohead confirmed his standing as the acme of cerebral
innovation by releasing a pair of albums clearly indebted to
the claustrophobic electronics of 1995's I Care Because You
Do and 1996's Richard D James album. Handy. It is,
therefore, an unfortunate time for James to run out of
ideas. His recent joke that Drukqs is a collection of MP3s
posted on the internet by Aphex impersonators is not such a
rib-tickler when the album flirts so dangerously with
self-parody.

Drukqs comes in just two varieties, both of which are
well-worn: pretty Philip Glass minimalism and beat-mangling
"drill'n'bass", officially the world's least favourite dance
sub-genre. Drukqs' bloated size (over three times as long as
its predecessor) is thus self-defeating. There is so little
personality or variety that when Lornaderek turns out to be
a 30-second birthday ansaphone message from his mum and dad,
it is not a gimmick but a touching highlight.

Meanwhile, the burbling beauty of Meltphacc 6 and tender
ivory-tinkling of Avril 14th would be better served without
cacophonous cobblers like Omgyja-Switch and 54 Cyrmu Beats
(yes, the titles do get annoying) butting in. While
Radiohead and Boards Of Canada have invested the Aphex
template with songwriting and warmth respectively, James is
chasing his tail, and that raises a pertinent question. He
has always been refreshingly disdainful of dance music's
utilitarian worldview, in which music must be either for
dancing or for chilling out, but when it offers no creative
leaps forward, you have to ask what (i)is(i) this record
for? Writing a thesis about? Clearing the house at the end
of a party? Perhaps. But in simpler terms – enjoyment and
all that – the Drukqs don't work.


Reviewed by Dorian Lynskey



 

wizards teeth on 2001-10-24 13:44 [#00045036]



Hey Dorian,

Do you wanto to borrow the new Kylie Minogue CD ?


 

chicken paste man!! on 2001-10-24 14:15 [#00045044]



what was this published in?
hey wizard, i'll have your kylie cd - she rocks my world.



 

Dorian Lynskey on 2001-10-24 14:25 [#00045047]



No thanks, Wizards, I just got it last week. It's soooo
cool! But if anyone has a copy of Nicki Webster's new
single, I'd love to borrow that.

ps I suck and I have no musical sense.



 

od from perth on 2001-10-24 14:39 [#00045048]



who cares?

sticks n stones, besides i felt that i would end up saying
somehting similar after hearing it for my first time. but i
didnt. i rather like it.


 

Dorian Lynskey on 2001-10-24 14:47 [#00045050]



You can find my review in the men's toilets on the corner of
Vicent and William st, last cubicle on the left.


 


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