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!!!Time for shitty jokes!!! How do yu call a dog with no legs? Don't give a f**k, it's will never come anyway... Get it? huh? get it? huh? get it? huh? get it? Is there someone here? |
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why dogs keep sucking their dick all day along? because they can. HAaaaaarr har ahr ahrharhahrharhahrhrr kofff koffff kfofffff rhheuuuu koff koff raarraaghh!! .... ourf. |
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what the hell do you have against dogs!?? this isnt funny!!! |
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-What is the meaning of life ? -There is no meaning, life is pointless. No matter who you are, no matter what you do, you'll die. There is no hope. |
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har har!!! i luv them. jokes on dogs are my favourits... yu know the story about Bump the dog? it's a dog that cross a street, and a car comes, and suddenly, Bump! the dog. |
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I do think it's funny, to a certain extent... |
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i so wish that was true...it would make me feel much better |
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vive la joie. |
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hahaha, thats a good one :) |
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do yu know how to help baby stop peeing in bed? with an electric blanket. |
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a girl in a perfume shop to the seller. - hello, i need a deodorant for men. - a BALL stick? - one for armpit will be perfect. Get it? huh? Get it? huh? Get it? huh? Get it? huh? |
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what beast have 4 legs 2 head and 2 arms and a half in the mouth? a pitbull in a nursery school. |
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whats the differrence between sprrouts and snot? kids won't eat sprrouts :| and i swearr thats the only joke i know. |
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What's brown and sticky? A stick :S |
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What's green but at the flick of a switch red? Kermit the Frog in a blender!! Hehhehe |
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a binary joke: - 1000010000111 011110001 100011011001? - 1100001000 1100011100 1010111111 010111001! lol. |
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- what is little, green, and square? - a little green square. |
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i actually think this is the best joke ever: a man walks into a bar with an orange instead of a head, and asks for a pint of guiness and some pork scratchings. the bartender, baffled, begins to serve the man, but in a state of bewilderment has to ask the man why he has an orange instead of a head. the man with an orange instead of a head: that's a long story bartender: don't worry, i have all night the man with an orange instead of a head: alright, i was taking a walk in a forest once, i had been there quite some time.. it suddenly dawned on me that i was lost, i had no idea how i would get out the man with an orange instead of a head: after a few hours of stumbling around i came across a lamp on the floor bartender: wow, what happened next the man with an orange instead of a head: well, i picked the lamp up, and a huge puff off smoke appeared before me. the smoke then formed into a genie and said that he had been trapped inside the lamp for 12 years; for freeing him he would grant me 3 wishes. bartender: wow that's good, i didnt think those things were real the man with an orange instead of a head: yeh, well i was quite dubious. but i didnt have anything to lose.. so i had a long think, and decided to go ahead and make the wishes bartender: good idea buddy the man with an orange instead of a head: yeah, well considering the fact that i was lost, i decided that for my first wish i would ask for a giant mansion. i said "i wish for a giant mansion" and lo and behold, the most incredible mansion appeared before me bartender: thats amazing! the man with an orange instead of a head: i know. i was quite excited at this point but i managed to keep cool and decide upon my next wish. at this time i didnt have much money, so it was quite obvious what to wish for, i uttered the words "i wish to be a billionaire"; the genie assured me that the next time i checked my bank balance, i would see that my wish had truly been granted. bartender: that's great the man with an orange instead of a head: y |
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the man with an orange instead of a head: yeah i know i- bartender: wait a second, what about the orange instead of a head? how did you get that? the man with an orange instead of a head: that was the third wish: "i wish for an orange instead of a head" |
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i feel like joe carrtoon |
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