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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. > >Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of > them are > >hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're > a man. > >That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's > >nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we > should > >meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our > days". > >Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" > "This > >must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at > this,here's > >another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of > wine > >didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate > our good > >fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head > in > >agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back > to > >the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap > back on, > >and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" > The > >woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." > > > >MORAL OF THE STORY: > > > >Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with us. |
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true. true evil |
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hahahaha evil indeed |
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