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SURVIVAL TIP #01 - June 9, 2003
 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-06-09 12:37 [#00733353]
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NEVER eat a floating muffin. Unless, of course, you can
see the strings; in which case, refer to SURVIVAL TIP #17.
(June 25, 2003).


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-09 15:21 [#00733565]
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SURVIVAL TIP #17

if there are two strings, it is probably just a puppet
muffin. These are safe, but don't taste very good.

However stay away from floating muffins with
one string, for they are likely to be fishing lures
from aliens in outer space.

Such aliens may in fact be clever enough to use two fishing
lines on one muffin, just to fool you into thinking it's a
puppet. So on second thought please make the following
changes to your SURVIVAL TIP guidebook: 1) delete SURVIVAL
TIP #17 and change SURVIVAL TIP #01 to simply "NEVER eat a
floating muffin." Thank you.


 

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