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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-09 11:40 [#00733225]
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1) the body you inhabit desires a "glass of milk" and your
method of interacting with this object is by controlling an
"arm" and "fingers" outward to it using the most fucked up
creation in the universe, a "brain".

2) your fellow life forms get large sums of "money" (this
concept is so rediculous, don't even try to understand) by
being skilled at putting a "ball" in a "hoop" (there's other
rediculous themes on this "game", but don't bother learning
about them) or by making "music".

3) you communicate with "language" on a "messageboard" on
the "internet"

4) htalkadtto


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-09 11:41 [#00733230]
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i'd hate to live therre


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-09 11:42 [#00733233]
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I must say..
nice perspective..


 

offline nacmat on 2003-06-09 11:42 [#00733234]
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"life is a mistery"

madonna


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-09 11:44 [#00733238]
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5. rababadabadindongalaypalapparoooparingrangzingyzingziong!


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-06-09 11:45 [#00733244]
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6. when people qoutes Maddona.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-09 11:47 [#00733251]
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you're right about the brain being the most fukd up creation
in the universe..
I sooo agree..

It's a cooked noodle that can project images, feelings,
thoughts, memories and a shitload of other fukd up stuff


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-09 11:55 [#00733272]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



"..using the most fucked up
creation in the universe, a "brain"."


I don't think you actually use your brain, as I think
you more or less are your brain.

saying you use it implies that you yourself are something
outside of your body, for example, ha ha, a soul..


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-09 11:58 [#00733277]
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life is a movie so dont bother


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-09 11:59 [#00733279]
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5) you don't even know if you ARE or if you HAVE your body
(some aren't even sure it's theirs)

6) you can wish, for example that your favorite color would
be red whereas your favorite color is aquamarine.

7) you're not even sure what controls you beyond yourself...
you're not even sure of WHO you are...

8) ...in fact, you cannot be sure of ANYTHING.

9) some people in this universe actually like patrick fiori.
(if you don't know what it is, you're not missing
anything!!!)

10) you have to wake up every morning and follow the same
routine everyday. and though no day is like the other, it
still sounds the same to you.

11) "boredom", "uncomfort", "pain" exist.

12) people can be mean and cruel to each other.

13) "death" exists, too, and some people even wish for their
own!

14) "love", "drugs"... brings you to great heights of
"happiness", just to let you fall down from higher
afterwards.

15) you cannot fly nor breathe underwater nor move through
walls. you cannot do all the things you want.

16) you can dislike yourself and wish you were somebody
else, or even wish you were dead.

17) some of your dreams HAVE to stay dreams, because reality
would rape/destroy them.

18) all living beings are driven by instincts they cannot
control.

19) everything in this universe could be material, spiritual
could be just an illusion and you're not even sure of it!

20) everything and everyone decays, falls apart, goes senile
or berserk, dies, etc. you cannot rely on anything, not even
yourself.

21) you need "watches" or "clocks" or other "instruments" to
tell the time. in fact, you need "tools" for a lot of
things.

22) every pleasure has its price.

23) you may need to make yourself believe things, and to
alter your own mind, consciously or unconsciously, to bear
reality. you cannot have an objective view of things. you
cannot bear reality, you need artificial paradises or
escapes from your mind, be it drugs, dreams, art, love, or
anything.

24) you like


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-09 12:01 [#00733286]
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some things and some people, and dislike other things and
other people.

25) you cannot even be sure of what or who has a soul or
not...

26) you want to escape from it all.

27) you can even come to deny reality, to think that it is
all a bad dream...

i could go on for this for a long time i guess.
everything is wrong in this universe!! -_-


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-09 12:19 [#00733323]
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28) cats


 


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