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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-09 11:40 [#00733225]
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1) the body you inhabit desires a "glass of milk" and your method of interacting with this object is by controlling an "arm" and "fingers" outward to it using the most fucked up creation in the universe, a "brain".
2) your fellow life forms get large sums of "money" (this concept is so rediculous, don't even try to understand) by being skilled at putting a "ball" in a "hoop" (there's other rediculous themes on this "game", but don't bother learning about them) or by making "music".
3) you communicate with "language" on a "messageboard" on the "internet"
4) htalkadtto
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-06-09 11:41 [#00733230]
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i'd hate to live therre
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-09 11:42 [#00733233]
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I must say.. nice perspective..
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nacmat
on 2003-06-09 11:42 [#00733234]
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"life is a mistery"
madonna
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-06-09 11:44 [#00733238]
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5. rababadabadindongalaypalapparoooparingrangzingyzingziong!
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Sido Dyas
from a computer on 2003-06-09 11:45 [#00733244]
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6. when people qoutes Maddona.
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-09 11:47 [#00733251]
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you're right about the brain being the most fukd up creation in the universe..
I sooo agree..
It's a cooked noodle that can project images, feelings, thoughts, memories and a shitload of other fukd up stuff
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-09 11:55 [#00733272]
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"..using the most fucked up creation in the universe, a "brain"."
I don't think you actually use your brain, as I think you more or less are your brain.
saying you use it implies that you yourself are something outside of your body, for example, ha ha, a soul..
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-06-09 11:58 [#00733277]
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life is a movie so dont bother
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uzim
on 2003-06-09 11:59 [#00733279]
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5) you don't even know if you ARE or if you HAVE your body (some aren't even sure it's theirs)
6) you can wish, for example that your favorite color would be red whereas your favorite color is aquamarine.
7) you're not even sure what controls you beyond yourself... you're not even sure of WHO you are...
8) ...in fact, you cannot be sure of ANYTHING.
9) some people in this universe actually like patrick fiori. (if you don't know what it is, you're not missing anything!!!)
10) you have to wake up every morning and follow the same routine everyday. and though no day is like the other, it still sounds the same to you.
11) "boredom", "uncomfort", "pain" exist.
12) people can be mean and cruel to each other.
13) "death" exists, too, and some people even wish for their own!
14) "love", "drugs"... brings you to great heights of "happiness", just to let you fall down from higher afterwards.
15) you cannot fly nor breathe underwater nor move through walls. you cannot do all the things you want.
16) you can dislike yourself and wish you were somebody else, or even wish you were dead.
17) some of your dreams HAVE to stay dreams, because reality would rape/destroy them.
18) all living beings are driven by instincts they cannot control.
19) everything in this universe could be material, spiritual could be just an illusion and you're not even sure of it!
20) everything and everyone decays, falls apart, goes senile or berserk, dies, etc. you cannot rely on anything, not even yourself.
21) you need "watches" or "clocks" or other "instruments" to tell the time. in fact, you need "tools" for a lot of things.
22) every pleasure has its price.
23) you may need to make yourself believe things, and to alter your own mind, consciously or unconsciously, to bear reality. you cannot have an objective view of things. you cannot bear reality, you need artificial paradises or escapes from your mind, be it drugs, dreams, art, love, or anything.
24) you like
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uzim
on 2003-06-09 12:01 [#00733286]
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some things and some people, and dislike other things and other people.
25) you cannot even be sure of what or who has a soul or not...
26) you want to escape from it all.
27) you can even come to deny reality, to think that it is all a bad dream...
i could go on for this for a long time i guess. everything is wrong in this universe!! -_-
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-09 12:19 [#00733323]
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28) cats
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