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As some of you may know... I live in Boston. Additionally, you may also know that Natalie Portman goes to Harvard. Further more you may know Harvard is in Boston. Well, me and my boss where driving through the harvard area... and who do I see walking her dog? Natalie Portman. I was like holy shit! But yeah, shes damn short. Im am completly high, so just ignore me. |
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OK I'll ignore you! By the way....did you know you live in Boston, and Boston is in the US, and furthermore the US is on planet Earth! :P |
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lol |
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You lucky fucking whore.....next time ask her to sign a card for me with her own personal lipstick smooch and lotsa kisses! :D |
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also this "earth" is in a solar system |
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This should be like Letterman's "Brush with Greatness" sketch: *writer's embellishment* Unfortunately my boss had a lead foot from too much crystal meth and ran the red light, crushing the dog like a pomeranian pancake - I jumped out and offered my man-services to the devastated ms. Portman but she was too stunned to take advantage of my manliness so I tucked the dog carcass in my mouth and walked away humming "Rainbow Connection". |
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and our solar system is in a galaxy, our galaxy is in a universe and the universe is in existence |
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psssha ill just lay a fat ole kiss on her. sure ill probably get arrested and a restraining order and all that... but I will be able to say "I, I kissed queen amadala" And thats a wrap. |
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i saw a guy once. just some guy. nobody you know. |
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I saw the actor of the fly... that tall one... in madrid... I was a waiter and he came into the restaurant... I served him all dinner... he was kind of strange but funny... he changed to a table with some women interested in him... he was very good with the tip |
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That is Jeff Goldblum right? |
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couldnt have been him, he's a tightwad. |
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Did you ever see that shitty PBS documentary series he did about "The Future"? And he kept saying stuff like "but what is this nanotechnology all about" while they played bad primitive computer animations... bleh! dobbin is that a whiff of antisemitism I detect? :-) |
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anybody throw anything at her? |
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just roses and kisses me thinks |
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exactly.. that one... i didnt remember the name |
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" As some of you may know... I live in Boston. Additionally, you may also know that Natalie Portman goes to Harvard. Further more you may know Harvard is in Boston. " Ok, I'm a little slow... can you please spell this out, I can't figure out the puzzle!! ;) |
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I saw natalie portman once also.. . she was naked.. . on my computer screen. .. |
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Well, once I talked to huge mega star Thore Woodman (Thore Skogman in swedish). He was asking me to get out of the way so he could sing one of his songs "Ã…lefeskarns vals" from a lorry. I kid you not...iy was him and I havent dreamt it! For yuo who dont know who Thore Woodman is I can say its like Swedens Frank Sinatra. Almost as big as Harry Brandelius. |
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She just as cute as she is in real life? |
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i saw this guy evolume once. i wasn't impressed. |
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who? |
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WOOHOO!!!!!! ;) |
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congratulations! She's eyecandy to me... woha. eyecandy... haven't seen that in a while... |
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I saw her like 6 months ago? maybe, I don't remember. In the local movie theatre, I heard she has family here or something. |
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For fuck's sake, what kind of dog was it!? |
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who is she? is it the girrl frrom Star Wars? |
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..and the girl from The Professional |
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it was like this small white dog... not a poddle... its hair was straight... im not good with dog names |
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..damn you.. die evil maggot turd! Hey, I noticed there's going to be a screening of Koyanisquatsi here in September, so I figured I'd hold off on watching it and see it for the first time on the big screen! I'm excited. |
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lucky bastard! I wanna see it on the big screen. but what id REALLY like to see... is it on big screen with a live orchestra playing for the vido. (Yes it has been done!) |
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next time you see her Zeus tell her to tell george lucas to not make Episode three.......suck. thanks |
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next time i see her, alls im gonna be thinking about how I want HER to suck! HAR HAR HAR *silence* *cough* Uh, yes. Ill go now... |
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Wow, good for you,N.P. is a true beauty, just stunning. |
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Nice writer's embellishment, fleety. |
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