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whenever someone tries to put erotic content in a game, it usually sucks. then again, maybe they're just sick. For instance, take the korean video game made for japanese game entertainment centers called "Boong Ga Boong Ga" You choose from one of several faces that is displayed onscreen, including "child molestor" and "serial killer" and then you take a giant plastic finger and jam it into a small plastic hole and your score is determined by the facial expression you invoke on the face. now, i don't know why anyone would consider this erotic in any way... but rate the eroticism by the probability of you saying the following words: "I just went to an arcade and jammed a giant plastic finger into a gaint plastic ass all day. boy, am i horny." |
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or better yet, bubble babes for NES. It was a Tetris-knock off where you used bubbles instead of blocks, and every puzzle completed earned you a picture of a girl saying ennuendos such as: "Bubbling Bunny Wants You To Burst Her Bubble Now! I Bet I Can Burst Yours Bigger!" Now if that doesn't put you in the mood for sex and tetris at the same time, you're either a robot or a gay robot. |
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erotic games SUCK if you want erotic stuff just buy a dildo that fits in your console's control port |
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is it meant to be errotic? |
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i don't know. i just read about these games in EGM, and i thought it'd make a funny post. |
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therre is this game wherre you play casion games and the betterr you do the morre a strripperr barres. and also BMXXX, but i don't know what happens in that |
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casino* |
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there's the yakyuen special, a japanese game for sega saturn. you pick from a stable of six girls, ranging from cute to homely, and play five rounds of rock-paper-scissors with them. they do a little "dance" everytime you win a round, but not an erotic dance. it's like they dance like a ten-year old in a cookie commercial.... but then again, this is a game from japan. we're lucky some giant octopus demon doesn't slither in the room and take a dump on the girl's forehead. |
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lol! |
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it's funny because it's true. |
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ms pac-man gives me a raging horn |
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who could forget for the 2600? damn, that shit gets me hot! |
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you can still download a couple old skool games.... like epohs has shown.... some are sooo lame, the rest are even lamer. |
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stop it, all this is making me horny again. |
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Leisure Suit Larry was good and had some naughtyness in it. |
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this is lame, you haven't even experienced these games, you're just reading from a magazine. not even from the fucking seanbaby.com version there's quite a few "adult" games on the old atari systems, like a knight on the town, cathouse blues, gigolo, beat em and eat em, custards revenge, burning desire thats all i can think of right now |
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i remember playing a text based dirty game on my dad's old computer... probably in the 80's. 'leather goddess of phobos', no pics at all... not even ASCII art. |
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you barely even had any original thought: ""I am so horny after being at the arcade pretending to jam my finger up a child molester's asshole all day!"" "Then there's a video of her dancing. But not a sexy, stripper dance. All the girls dance like adorable bouncing princesses. And that's fine when they're dressed in a little tennis outfit, but when a grown woman is stripped down to tiny panties, there's something fucking wrong about her dancing like a ten year old in a cookie commercial. Of course, this is a game from Japan. We should just be happy that that country of deviants showed the restraint of not having an octopus demon slither into the room and take a crap on her forehead." (taken from seanbaby.com) |
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sigh: "And if that doesn't put you in the mood for sex and Tetris at the same time, you're either a robot or a gay robot." i mean it's really not that hard to make fun of these games on your own, is it? |
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i had said i read the EGM article, did I not? if i offended anyone, i apologize. now if you'll excuse me, i have a lawsuit to attend to. :-) |
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gah.... please kill this thread! |
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BOSCH! |
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oh shit, leather goddesses of phobos was hillarious. we used to play it on the comodore 64 ages ago. did you ever play piccolo mouso? that one was pretty funny, not really erotic though. i just remember some little dude masturbating in it. |
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Does anyone know what exactly is in Dead of alive beach volley ball and bmxxx? Both boxes say they have nudity in it. Im curious |
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nah, i never heard of piccolo mouso. LGoP was the only dirty game i ever really played. i remember playing some other old text game called 'rogue' though. good stuff. |
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I used to own Jenny Jamesons porn game,it was hardcore. My mate says he "lost it",yeah under his bed. |
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lol @ this thread... i had a funny beat em up once on pc, called Battle Raper. after you won you could let her give you head and do her, which was nicely done with a invisible jones. all together all products i had so far were shit and not worth the download. |
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view at your own risk |
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Johnson & Johnson the computer game? I suppose that could be erotic to some people |
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this link is great... I really like the LSL-series... One of the past years most interesting (sex)releases that I've played is Lula: Sexy empire for PC. It even includes a lot of "real porn" (pics/movies) and the gfx was done by some quite famous artist to. Anyway you start out as an independent producer (or maybe as just a person who gets girls for the movies), and work your way to the top. You get to do everything in the production, hire people, buy props and "toys" and work on the storyboard... CDV is even working on Lula 3D now (and there has probably been some sequels after the game I talked about above)... check for info below: |
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Here's some naughtyness - |
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ah the old sword in the crotch routine... |
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all together all products i had so far were shit and not worth the download. Many of them also come with viruses attached as well...definitely NOT worth the effort... :P |
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