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offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-01 06:26 [#00722773]
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I had to go to "THE WORST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER" last night.
I only went because it was a guy from work, and i felt as if
i should at least show face for an hour....

it was terrible. lowlights of the evening include.....

- arriving and not recognising a single person except the
birthday boy.
- people from work arriving and listening to shit R&B
music.
-a girl narrowly missing me with her projectile vomit.
-a random guy picking up a guitar and wailing like a
homeless busker.
-everyone in the living room singing along to the entire
tenacious d album..
-a girl called cheryl who wanted to listen to the spice
girls album (no shit) and succeeded.
-getting a walked home by some coked up repribate from work
who kept on snaping the number plates off cars.

thank god for ulrich schnauss on friday. and dj rupture and
ed dmx and kid606 and deftones and jazzanova and all the
other gigs in the month ahead where i can chill with some
like minded people.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-06-01 06:30 [#00722774]
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damn...I hate when shit like that happens..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-01 06:31 [#00722775]
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tsk tsk

hu-mons


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-06-01 06:36 [#00722777]
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I remember that back in the days, I always had emergency
joints or pipes with me if I had a gut feeling about a bad
party...no wait a minute...I always had those things with
me...


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-01 06:37 [#00722778]
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damn, if i got wasted i would have ended up starting a fight
or something.
so many slappable faces.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-06-01 06:40 [#00722780]
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yeah...like:
"what you say!? ...you like spice girls and your a guy?!
...you are a guy arent you? ...do you parents know your gay?
...your not gay you say? ...*SLAP-PUNCH-BAM*"


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-01 06:48 [#00722784]
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yep. lol.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-01 06:58 [#00722788]
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Gimme a shout how Schnauss is, I'll probably see him live
here. Jazzanova are ace too you lucky thing.


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-01 07:04 [#00722793]
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aww -_-

escape with your mind...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-01 07:10 [#00722801]
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oww.. i feel your pain...

sometimes ppl make me wonder how they can live with
themselves...

and schnauss is nice... if you have cash to spare you should
see him ceri


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-01 07:44 [#00722825]
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i'm gonna check him out friday. expect a full report on the
board saturday morning.
i'm gonna go to the venue really early and sit beside the
speakers, cos i fancy bootlegging it.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-01 07:45 [#00722826]
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scnauss, that is..


 

offline nanu from neverland (Switzerland) on 2003-06-01 08:05 [#00722835]
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most off all parties suck *gg*


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-06-01 09:40 [#00722875]
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I went to a 21st in Motherwell on Friday. It was in a lounge
bar. i've been to dowzens of parties like it.... Fat crappy
DJ, Warm lager, ned burds and buffet sausage rolls that give
you the runs. Motherwell is truely a shitehole ha ha


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-06-01 09:43 [#00722876]
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i havent had a birthday party for at least 15 years...i dont
know whether thats good or bad...i dont really care either


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2003-06-01 10:29 [#00722923]
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Man the whole tenacious d album!!!
That record makes me wanna' puke!!!



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-01 10:33 [#00722925]
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i went to an engagement parrty, it was about the same forr
me.


 

offline mimi on 2003-06-01 10:36 [#00722927]
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party at my house tonight -- except that it is a graduation
party, one of the worst kinds. and my birthday is tomorrow.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-01 10:53 [#00722941]
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i hate ppl who drink bacardi breezer... just to drink it and
look cool

its a disease in my country..


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-06-01 10:56 [#00722943]
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haha, oh shit yeah.....overprized lemonade


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-01 10:58 [#00722945]
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the worst thing is that you cant even taste the alcohol! why
would they look cool by drinking it, when you dont even
taste it

oh btw... i hate them apres ski partys as well


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-06-01 11:06 [#00722960]
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i've selled smirnov ice on a festival for 4.50 EURO?!!?? and
they bought it twice as much as beer.

and i think breezer are made to encourage very young people
to drink and it works.

and apres ski partys........please let's never mention it
again, mkay


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-06-01 12:04 [#00723030]
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He he, an essential ingredient in a cocktail my friends and
I call "Chemical Burn". Basically any two alcopos of
different flavours (preferably different brands too) mixed
together in a pint glass. If there's a special on, it's not
much more expensive than a pint, is incredibly easy to
drink, much stronger than normal beer and sick is always and
interesting lurid shade afterwards. I was sick in hospital
(I was with a friend who had cracked his head open) while
waiting and they thought it was blood as it was bright red.


 


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