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offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 20:31 [#00718980]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



Just got out of the bath & sat down at the pc to check
e-bay & scratch my balls (as you do) only I think I've found
a lump on my left testicle!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, I suddenly
feel very queasy *faints backwards off chair*


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 20:33 [#00718982]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker



HURRY AND CUT THAT SHIT OFF BEFORE IT SPREADS!!!!!

ITS YOUR ONLY OPTION!!!!!


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-28 20:38 [#00718986]
Points: 189 Status: Addict



I'd recommend to start a few more topics about it, all
WRIERTEN IN THGJAT LANUGVAEG FLOERPPYUPANTZS UNSERS


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-05-28 20:41 [#00718990]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



To the doctor's ASAP, rambler...

:(


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 20:43 [#00718994]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular | Followup to Quatch: #00718986



Don't start that mumbo jumbo jive talk on my thread Quatch.
This could be my last post before my malignant testicle
takes over!!!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-28 20:44 [#00718995]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular | Followup to Quatch: #00718986



hahaHAA


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2003-05-28 20:45 [#00718997]
Points: 2084 Status: Lurker



seeing a doctor is such crap. Especially for shit like
that.

If you think you have AIDs avoid a doctor, he'll tell you
you're either HIV positive or HIV negative. If you don't go
you're just HIV maybe.


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-28 20:45 [#00718998]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to Rambling Madman: #00718994



The Moon Testicle!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 20:46 [#00718999]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



first the hemoroid thread and now this,
*releases deep breath


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 20:47 [#00719002]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular | Followup to NeoExmnist: #00718982



Don't say those things to me NeoExmnist, you have no idea
man!!!


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-28 20:47 [#00719003]
Points: 189 Status: Addict



He's got the Moon Testicle and there's no way around it, but
DANCE, DANCE man, like it's your last dancefloor night!
DANCE THE TESTICLE AWAY! YEEEEEEEEHAW!


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 20:57 [#00719011]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



If anyone can hold on to thier sanity for a second & answer
me this I'd appreciate it..........I've found lumps before &
thought it was probably fatty tissue or somethin but I'm
fucked if It is cancer cos I'm riddled with loads of small
lumps! I'm a bit flabby around the midrift & wondered
whether anyone else has lumpy (gristley) bits around the
under arm, lower back & stomach areas(especialy just above
the hips)?


 

offline Quatch from ROFLOMGOMGOMG on 2003-05-28 21:00 [#00719012]
Points: 189 Status: Addict | Followup to Rambling Madman: #00719011



It's definitely not cancer, it's that fat tissue you're
talking about. I have stuff like that too. If it's
bothersome, consult a doc, but it's nothing dangerous I can
assure ya :\


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 21:02 [#00719013]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker | Followup to Rambling Madman: #00719002



my butthole is bleedin right now. i think i understand a
little bit.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 21:08 [#00719015]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



rambling madman iv got the same kind of fatty lumps aswell,
its nothing how old are you?


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 21:08 [#00719016]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



Just need to determine whether I'm a hypochondriac before I
throw myself at the nearest doctor foaming at the mouth &
ranting about how I have cancer spawning it's evil spawn
inside me, only for the doctor to turn to me & explain that
I need to cut down on me beef pie's.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 21:12 [#00719019]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



21yo! I havn't exercised properly in years & maybe my mental
health is starting to take it's toll on my mental health, if
you know what I mean?


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 21:14 [#00719020]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker | Followup to Rambling Madman: #00719019



nope, i have no idea what that meant.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 21:15 [#00719021]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular | Followup to NeoExmnist: #00719013



I have a big vien on my ring that sometimes bleeds when I
take a number 2 so I can sympathise.


 

offline bjg from Adelaide (Australia) on 2003-05-28 21:18 [#00719025]
Points: 203 Status: Regular



Me either..

I'd probably see a doctor or start doing some regular
exercise to balance it up or something.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 21:18 [#00719026]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker | Followup to Rambling Madman: #00719021



that sux


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 21:37 [#00719030]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



Fuckinell, can I paint a great self portrait or what!?



 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-28 21:43 [#00719035]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



contact a doctor ASAP.

if it is P...


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-28 21:43 [#00719037]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



Fuckinell, can I paint a great self portrait or what!

your avitar is a painting?


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-28 21:49 [#00719038]
Points: 1385 Status: Lurker



it looks like a horse


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 22:18 [#00719060]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular



It's an interpretation of myself if I were an animal (other
than myself that is)



 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-28 22:21 [#00719063]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Dude I wouldn't worry, I'd leave it for a few weeks, see if
it gets better.

I'm a smoker and developed a lump on the roof of my mouth
and I crapped myself thining it was like pallet cancer or
sumn, but then it went away.
Was just a bruise from eating ice or a chip jabbing into the
roof of my mouth or something.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-28 22:28 [#00719067]
Points: 1492 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #00719063



"Was just a bruise from eating ice"

Your a funny little man!


 


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