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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-21 18:10 [#00044114]



When is more available to download?!!
I NEED MORE!!!
please give me more M, i love you!
I really need some more artificial selection!


 

M on 2001-10-21 20:29 [#00044155]



I uploaded a picture. Where there any tunes in particular
that interested you? My favorite are "asexual spore
releasing hyper bloomer" and "decomposition of fraggle"
probably (they have a similar construction). I uploaded a
new one called "the texture of tree bark" and it should be
up soon. Plus I've uploaded brief little pieces that aren't
really finished "()(())()" and "lullaby of insomnia"
"tweedeldee" and "a brief history of polygon village".
They're definately not my best in my opinion. It's fun
having a stalker, until of course you announce you've been
being sarcastic the whole time :).
Have you heard www.mp3.com/imaginary www.mp3.com/orangedust
www.mp3.com/tom7? You'd probably like those.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 16:15 [#00044396]



i am not sarcastic, but i am definatly stalking you... i am
actually under your bed right now.
anyways, i will check out that link- i am sure they will be
great.
and i cant pick a favorite track, they are all amazing! i
love your music more than any other!!!
i am a fan! if i could remember html i would make a fan
site!!
i love you!


 

DblHeLX from moon on 2001-10-22 16:17 [#00044399]



can i have some robot porn, please!
id love to see the robot from lost in space screwing a
toaster! oh baby mmm


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-22 16:58 [#00044412]



damn you M. your page is very bright. that's all.


 

M on 2001-10-22 18:22 [#00044428]



Ok, ok, I suppose I should finally confess... I've been
posting as mutant death penguin to shamelessly plug
myself("mutant death penguin starts with m, get it?). I
apologise... I really am stalking myself though. I plan to
kill me when I'm not looking. I chose purple because it's my
least favorite color and therefore is my favorite.

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs,
sincerely,
stinkey whistleteets: connoisseur of robot porn


 

Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-10-22 18:25 [#00044429]



i wouldn't doubt if this board was made up of a total of 5
people, all posting under different names. Everyone here has
multiple personality disorder


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-22 18:26 [#00044431]



it wasn't really that hard to figure out that you were
mutant death pengwin and M. the comments were similar and
also the email address was the same for both, or at least
similar. i was about to accuse you of being both, but i was
wondering how long you were going to get away with it.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 18:27 [#00044434]



m, will you marry me? i am a virgin


 

M on 2001-10-22 18:36 [#00044435]



Well how come I saw you warming an egg on the top of your
feet then?? Oh that wasn't YOUR egg... you're just a nice
pengwin who warms other penguins' eggs... sure, sure.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 18:39 [#00044436]



i downloaded all the mp3s in that link you gave me, i like
orange dust the most. that is some good music! not as good
as yours though... speaking of which i have to download the
stuff you uploaded


 

Mutant death pengwin on 2001-10-22 18:48 [#00044438]



I, M, am doing a pretty good job making us seem like
seperate identities IMO, (hope I don't accidently post text
of one identity with the name of the other...)


 

M on 2001-10-22 18:50 [#00044439]



*notice the nice subtle touch, one capitalizes the last 2
words and the "other" doesn't. That'll keep'um guessing.*


 

M from Uranus on 2001-10-22 18:50 [#00044440]



Quibble hop! i am happy! multi-threaded bi-temperal
quasi-warped proton things and such, mmmkay?


 

Mutant Death Pengwin on 2001-10-22 18:53 [#00044441]



M, I hate you, your music sucks!


 

M from Venus on 2001-10-22 18:55 [#00044442]



mutant death penwin, you are so sexy! yes i will marry you!
kiss kiss! oh! your hairy back turns me on! kiss kiss!
whats that? livestock! i love live stock! help me take off
my pants!
oh yeah, i am the god of music. bow before me


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 18:56 [#00044443]



i bow


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 19:04 [#00044445]



oh yeah, m you need to have more songs available to
download! stuff just don't stream on computer for some
reason. the only one i got was ()()...)()(...()() and it is
wicked! i love it!!!! i need more!!!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin on 2001-10-22 19:32 [#00044448]



Okay I made them all downloadable except a few ones I forgot
which aren't very good anyway. Of these, I personally like
best: plight of inchworm, blue crayons made from melted
smurfs, accumulating energy of flowing water, decomposition
of fraggle.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 19:33 [#00044449]



i love you so much!!!!!!!


 

redivid e r on 2001-10-22 19:35 [#00044451]



check yer email m


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 19:38 [#00044453]



mine?


 

r e divider on 2001-10-22 19:39 [#00044454]



no.

mmMmmwwWwwmmMmm.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin on 2001-10-22 19:41 [#00044455]



Oooh, I hope it's a letter bomb!


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-22 19:52 [#00044456]



probably anthrax


 

r edivide r on 2001-10-22 20:38 [#00044461]



check it again


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-22 21:06 [#00044465]



you're smouse too, aren't you M and mutant death pengwin?


 

wayout from a plastic bubble on 2001-10-23 05:16 [#00044585]



heheh m...at least youre creative in your spamming
techniques...especially since you use mutant death penguin
for other posts...

eh...while im on the subject of spam...
go here for free midget porn!...
http://www.ampcast.com/wayout
yes! they have midget porn at ampcast now!!

...and dont try to act like you dont like midget porn...


 

mWm on 2001-10-23 08:13 [#00044620]



Just kidding, I'm not Mutant Death Pengwin. I'm only M and
hevquip. Sometimes I change into smouse, I'm a wearsmouse.
it's controlled by the allignment of jupiter's moons. It's
like the incredible hulk but instead I decrease in size and
intelligence. I havn't forgotten about your stuff wayout,
it's very good IMO. I went there a few days ago, ... but I
didn't see any midget porn. Mutant Death Pengwin is so a
short little so pengwin so is sort of like a midget,... so
he'd probably like it so.
so.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-23 21:00 [#00044784]



what is this? you say you are m and HEVQUIP?!?!?!? you are
not hevquip, i and only i am hevquip.


 

wayout from a plastic bubble on 2001-10-24 05:59 [#00044952]



so then you do have a real stalker? hmm thats more
frightening than impersonating a stalker...especially if
youre being stalked by a mutant death penquin...

oh, and ampcast made me take down all the midget porn
...they were getting complaints from the online midget
community....its ok though, as i have since replaced the
midget porn with something even better....sock puppet porn!


 

Sock Puppet on 2001-10-24 06:27 [#00044954]



You do NOT want the wrath of the online sock puppet
community. Take it down immediately!


 

m on 2001-10-24 06:45 [#00044955]



It's to my advantage in making "us" seem like seperate
identities to have my character "hevquip" deny that we are.
I sometimes think about urinating on my porsche... behind my
back when I'm not looking (but don't tell me).
Don't worry, penguins belong to a helpless hopeless species
that has no chance for long term evolutionary survival. This
is because they lack arms and hands. He therefore is not
very dangerous as he can carry no weapons unless he carries
a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger with his tongue. I
doubt 500 birds could screw in a single light bulb, the poor
hilarious musical creatures.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-10-24 11:57 [#00045018]



for your information, i am MUTANT death pengwin! i have
already attacked brazil! ragnarok will kill you all!
muhahahaaa!


 

Kardnal Sin from e on 2001-10-24 11:58 [#00045019]



Source of power, Cyberfetus!!


 

Black and Huge from e on 2001-10-24 12:01 [#00045024]



you know i am totally flacid, a limp mega prick, you know
what i am looking for? a stupid white chick. because i am a
black and HUGE!!


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-24 16:48 [#00045088]



m, you need to stop saying that me and you are the same
person. i'll have to take action if you don't knock it off.
as for urinating on the porsche, well...you shouldn't do
that. you probably couldn't tell me any of the
specifications of it anyway, when i could go on and on about
it.


 

M on 2001-10-24 17:22 [#00045091]



Ha, I could go on and on with the specifications of
urinating on your/my porsche, the color of the urin, the
course of the stream through the air as deflected by the
wind, the way it splashed on my shoes. Naturally when I'm
acting as the character M, I wouldn't pretend to know any of
the specifications about the car itself. I only pretend to
know that when I post as hevquip because this character
doesn't (supposedly) own it, hevquip does.

All right, just kidding I'm not hevquip, no one believed it
anyway... if anyone else is even reading this lunacy. So
please don't run me over with my porsche?? I'm sorry, here I
bought you a christmas tree review mirror
scentama-thingamabob.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-24 18:08 [#00045097]



ohhh. thank you for the christmas tree that's smells oddly
of detergent, rather than a christmas tree. perhaps my
detergent smells of christmas trees? i will send you a box
of crayons and a ham sandwich, or a turkey sandwich; i don't
know which you like.


 

re di vide r on 2001-10-24 18:08 [#00045098]



haha u gonna make sumbuddy angwy


 

M on 2001-10-24 19:14 [#00045117]



He's right, you made me very, VERY angry. I want tuna!! Not
ham or turkey!!!! Now you've really done it...


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-24 21:10 [#00045138]



i have no tuna, only sea bass.


 

re d ivider on 2001-10-24 21:13 [#00045139]



i want vegemite with maple syrup and anchovies


 


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