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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:07 [#00715830]
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Shaq-Fu

*must....rip....eyes....from....head!!!*

No, seriously. Just looking at the name of that game makes
me want to kill myself.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:09 [#00715832]
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I mean seriously, what were those guys thinking?

I bet they were thinking of a way to cash in on fighting
games, and then some guy says "Hey! Let's get an athlete
like Shaquille O'Neal, and make a fighting game about him,
with smaller-than-acceptable sprites and unresponsive
controls."

And then the executives probably proceeded to kick the shit
out of him for saying that, and then stole his idea.


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-05-26 17:09 [#00715833]
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arrowflash for the megadrive = v. poor


 

offline Sanguine from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:15 [#00715843]
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Any hentai game ever = makes me want to stab kittens


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-05-26 18:30 [#00715901]
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that would be ET. or possibly White Men Can't Jump for the
atari.
"downstreet on the flipflop timepants".


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-05-26 18:40 [#00715902]
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i own shaq-fu on sega genesis - christ - it is godawful


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-26 18:41 [#00715904]
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please click


 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2003-05-26 23:18 [#00716139]
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a commodore 64 game made from the movie or tv series called
"V", ...you start off on some sort of spaceship standing
between two forcefields and that's it? I couldn't work out
how to turn them off and nearly went psyco trying to work it
out...

nice linkup pachi, I thought the review of Total Recall was
hilarious,


 

offline revpersona from Plainfield (United States) on 2003-05-26 23:28 [#00716142]
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LMAO, the first game that popped into my head when I saw
this thread was "Shaq-Fu" and sure enough, thats the game
you chose...haha gotta love coincidences....or is it just
the fact that everyone knows how shafty the game is...

Another Shaqtastic game would be Barkley's Shut up and Jam.



 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-05-26 23:49 [#00716148]
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hahaha, how is that a game even?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-05-26 23:54 [#00716151]
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ghostbusters for the nes


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 00:27 [#00716166]
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TOMB RAIDER

If they wouldnt have put funbags in the game no one would
have played it.



 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-27 00:28 [#00716168]
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postal 2


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-27 02:04 [#00716210]
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I don't know, the motion capture animation was pretty good
for the time :)

My vote goes to To the Earth on the NES. Absolutely
diabolical light gun game. So unproffessional....


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2003-05-27 05:40 [#00716350]
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That Simpson's skateboarding game for PS2 is the worst game
I've ever played.


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-05-27 06:00 [#00716394]
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ET for atari....

how the hell did you get out of the damn hole?


 

offline slint on 2003-05-27 06:02 [#00716402]
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fifa 97


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-27 06:14 [#00716423]
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Thunderbirds are GO! for ti-83

never have i seen such a slow running shitload of pixely
sprites..

made my ti crash as well


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-27 06:48 [#00716448]
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pikmin


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-05-27 07:50 [#00716500]
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Duke Nukem 3D for Megadrive (I don't think it was officially
released).

I love the PC version, though.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-27 07:59 [#00716518]
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the worst version of Doom is on N64.

nothing beats the original PC version though. i have Doom 2
on GBA and there's almost no contrast between it and the one
for PC, which is nice.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-27 08:07 [#00716529]
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I'd have to say Pedro from the ZX spectrum. In it you played
a spanish farmer who was plagued by crop destroying vermin.
He had to stamp on each of the creatures to protect his crop
and as the game went on the creatures got more and more
challenging. It was shite.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-27 08:09 [#00716533]
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winnerr


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-05-27 08:14 [#00716537]
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PaRappa the Rapper on dreamcast



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-27 08:19 [#00716540]
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Parappa is superb. Roll one up and get down to some
freestyle rapping. It's superb.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-27 08:20 [#00716543]
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bust a groove also rocks Bo)


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2003-05-27 11:00 [#00716670]
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what blows my mind is how no one can figure out ET
I beat that game when I was 11
to get out of the whole I think you just pushed up and his
neck would extend and you would float to the top
maybe if you had the manual
but it did suck
but i did win


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-05-27 11:08 [#00716686]
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oh shit yeah, those were the days. playing games on your
graph calculator during class!



 

offline MachineofGod from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-05-27 15:44 [#00717037]
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Pikmin?!!? what, are you insane p0g0, that game is
awesome...anyways, Im surprised no one mentioned Superman
64, oh my god what a horrible game.


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-27 16:06 [#00717082]
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** ET on the atari.... **

Deltoid >
you crane ET's neck for about 20 minutes, and in doing so
cause your thumbs to need amputation....
...whatever ; the little bastard falls back into the hole
regardless

I read somewhere that there's a hole in Arizona with around
16 million unsold ET cartridges buried in it ___ Lets hope
They never get back out eh :)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-27 16:58 [#00717182]
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getting out of the hole is so simple dude, you just push up

am i the only one who doesn't totally suck ass at that game?


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-05-27 21:36 [#00717393]
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Wow I played two of the games mentioned in that list: Total
recall and Hokuto No Ken

worst game ever mmmhhh...

I have no Idea...since I started to pay 50 buck per game I
only buy good ones...


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-05-27 23:20 [#00717476]
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well, as i said before, ET is the worst game ever made.
there is a game called "custers last stand" that almost
beats it. i pity those who have played these games.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 23:46 [#00717486]
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I think the petro game was released as FARMER DAN cause I
got a hard copy of it for my atari. Its actually a good game
.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 23:48 [#00717490]
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They steal your carots and shit right ?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-28 04:28 [#00717678]
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for ti-83

whaaa you have a thing like that too?
i have a ti-92plus , i had tetris on it which worked fine
now it's just lying around at home
i never use it and have never really used it now that i
think of it

those dicks at school made me buy it now i want to get rid
of it :\


 

offline zyx from Beijing (China) on 2003-05-28 05:00 [#00717695]
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Snoopy by C Cramer on the C64


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-05-28 05:07 [#00717698]
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Microsoft Train Simulator?!?? Who the hell would by that?
I'm guessing all you do it speed up, the slow down! ??!?!


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-05-28 05:10 [#00717699]
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my school uses a ti-83 too =\

I heard the 92 was hard as shit to use


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-28 05:18 [#00717706]
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well the only thing i used it for was saving useful
text-files so i could use'em during my exams :)
(look it has a real keyboard :))


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-05-28 05:31 [#00717720]
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Fighting Force.


 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2003-05-28 07:11 [#00717837]
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"jack the nipper" for commodore 64, -couldn't work out what
I had to do, to finish the first stage :P


 


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