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offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 07:43 [#00711185]
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okay, that's stupid like hell, but i found this
link in another thread and i was very intersted.
so, is this a fake ? i mean i hope nobody tells me he's done
it, but i'm just curiouus, if that's bullshit or it's
real....



 

offline uzim on 2003-05-23 08:07 [#00711192]
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erm, well... there all kinds of perverts!

but about dolphin sex, someone once told me that dolphins
were the only animals with humans to rape females...
=(


 

offline diablo on 2003-05-23 08:07 [#00711193]
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I'd do a dolphin.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-23 08:27 [#00711205]
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Dolphins are soo darn cute.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 08:34 [#00711210]
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erm, i too. i'm just vurious if this is possible


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 08:36 [#00711217]
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.. if they dont swim away, of course its possible

its gonna be tough finding one tho


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 08:37 [#00711218]
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"dolphins
were the only animals with humans to rape females...
=("

Sadly not true... there's some species of coastal seabird
that does. Basically, whilst the big healthy males show off
doing acrobatics to attract a mate, the weaker ones rape the
females... pretty bad from a genetic point of view... the
whole (males of the) species will eventually be rapists :/


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 08:42 [#00711225]
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ceri you now everything


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-23 08:46 [#00711229]
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Ceri JC > thanks... i also had doubt about this (only 2
species being rapists).


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-05-23 08:58 [#00711263]
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i think the people behind dolphinsex are the same fucking
sickoes behind goatse.cx and urinalpoop


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:06 [#00711281]
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nobody tried ?? what about seals... i don't have any
dolphins near but a few seals


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 09:20 [#00711317]
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He he, not at all. Things I find interesting stick in my
memory very easily :)

That and dating a biologist for 3 years...


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:23 [#00711328]
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you know about seals ? i mean i know that with the size of a
dolfin's clit it would be o.k. how about seals


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:24 [#00711330]
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mm... there are sheep 10 metres from my house

... now i only have to wait till its dark hjhheehehw


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:32 [#00711342]
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a sheep ? good idea


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:35 [#00711346]
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... shall i pick the small ones or the more mature ones

... if only i had no neighbours


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:39 [#00711354]
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try out... i would start with a small one


 

offline diablo on 2003-05-23 09:40 [#00711355]
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that site is so funny!

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER
let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The
Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very
muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A
male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious
internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible
death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a
hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the
emergency ward....



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:41 [#00711358]
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this has to be a joke...



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 09:41 [#00711360]
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Nope, I know nothing about seals (apart from that they
sometimes attack people!) and I'm not checking that site in
work :)


 

offline diablo on 2003-05-23 09:52 [#00711370]
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Cue Penguin at mechanics shop joke...

"Looks like you've blown a seal"

"No no, it's just ice cream!"


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:55 [#00711376]
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man

anyone read those links on the bottom?

sick...


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:58 [#00711386]
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o.k. :)


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 10:06 [#00711397]
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any other animal suggestions ?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 10:07 [#00711400]
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.. dogs could work out ;)



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-23 10:08 [#00711401]
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Fipper the "friendly" dolphin.....



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 10:09 [#00711404]
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the fact file on geese was fun

the file on dead people made me sick


 

offline Flipered from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-23 10:09 [#00711405]
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FHM once had a really weird picture collection and for some
reason I can still remember that walrus wanking


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 10:22 [#00711423]
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oh my god !


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-23 11:33 [#00711547]
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my friends witnessed a duck gang raping.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-05-23 11:34 [#00711550]
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actually iguanas rape their females.. the whole iguana
mating thing is sooooo odd


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-23 11:35 [#00711552]
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that reminds me of bowling for columbine "do you think the
dog knew what he was doing?"
"i couldnt say, but the photo was pretty neat"
[policeman talking about hunters who put a gun on the back
of a dog for a photo, but it went off and shot someone]


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-05-23 11:37 [#00711556]
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haha! A walrus wanking! I laughed so hard just reading that!
:D


 

offline rzezniq from gorzow (Poland) on 2003-05-23 12:26 [#00711673]
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yo fucking pervert:) goddam! you must be bored to search the
net for things like that!!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-23 12:48 [#00711706]
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hahahahahahahahaha that link rrocks, but i think its a piss
take, corrrrection i hope its a piss take.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-23 13:12 [#00711734]
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another interesting fact:
dolphins sleep half a brain at a time with one eye open.
they swim around in a circle with the open eye toward the
center of the circle so they can see eachother and not get
seperated.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 15:41 [#00711886]
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nobody answered my question if it' possible or not
(i'm drunk now)


 


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