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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 07:43 [#00711185]
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okay, that's stupid like hell, but i found this link in another thread and i was very intersted. so, is this a fake ? i mean i hope nobody tells me he's done it, but i'm just curiouus, if that's bullshit or it's real....
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uzim
on 2003-05-23 08:07 [#00711192]
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erm, well... there all kinds of perverts!
but about dolphin sex, someone once told me that dolphins were the only animals with humans to rape females... =(
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diablo
on 2003-05-23 08:07 [#00711193]
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I'd do a dolphin.
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corrupted-girl
on 2003-05-23 08:27 [#00711205]
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Dolphins are soo darn cute.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 08:34 [#00711210]
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erm, i too. i'm just vurious if this is possible
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 08:36 [#00711217]
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.. if they dont swim away, of course its possible
its gonna be tough finding one tho
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 08:37 [#00711218]
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"dolphins were the only animals with humans to rape females... =("
Sadly not true... there's some species of coastal seabird that does. Basically, whilst the big healthy males show off doing acrobatics to attract a mate, the weaker ones rape the females... pretty bad from a genetic point of view... the whole (males of the) species will eventually be rapists :/
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 08:42 [#00711225]
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ceri you now everything
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uzim
on 2003-05-23 08:46 [#00711229]
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Ceri JC > thanks... i also had doubt about this (only 2 species being rapists).
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-05-23 08:58 [#00711263]
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i think the people behind dolphinsex are the same fucking sickoes behind goatse.cx and urinalpoop
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:06 [#00711281]
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nobody tried ?? what about seals... i don't have any dolphins near but a few seals
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 09:20 [#00711317]
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He he, not at all. Things I find interesting stick in my memory very easily :)
That and dating a biologist for 3 years...
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:23 [#00711328]
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you know about seals ? i mean i know that with the size of a dolfin's clit it would be o.k. how about seals
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:24 [#00711330]
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mm... there are sheep 10 metres from my house
... now i only have to wait till its dark hjhheehehw
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:32 [#00711342]
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a sheep ? good idea
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:35 [#00711346]
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... shall i pick the small ones or the more mature ones
... if only i had no neighbours
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:39 [#00711354]
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try out... i would start with a small one
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diablo
on 2003-05-23 09:40 [#00711355]
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that site is so funny!
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:41 [#00711358]
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this has to be a joke...
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-23 09:41 [#00711360]
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Nope, I know nothing about seals (apart from that they sometimes attack people!) and I'm not checking that site in work :)
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diablo
on 2003-05-23 09:52 [#00711370]
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Cue Penguin at mechanics shop joke...
"Looks like you've blown a seal"
"No no, it's just ice cream!"
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 09:55 [#00711376]
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man
anyone read those links on the bottom?
sick...
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 09:58 [#00711386]
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o.k. :)
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 10:06 [#00711397]
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any other animal suggestions ?
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 10:07 [#00711400]
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.. dogs could work out ;)
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-23 10:08 [#00711401]
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Fipper the "friendly" dolphin.....
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-23 10:09 [#00711404]
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the fact file on geese was fun
the file on dead people made me sick
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Flipered
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-23 10:09 [#00711405]
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FHM once had a really weird picture collection and for some reason I can still remember that walrus wanking
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 10:22 [#00711423]
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oh my god !
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-23 11:33 [#00711547]
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my friends witnessed a duck gang raping.
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neetta
from Finland on 2003-05-23 11:34 [#00711550]
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actually iguanas rape their females.. the whole iguana mating thing is sooooo odd
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-23 11:35 [#00711552]
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that reminds me of bowling for columbine "do you think the dog knew what he was doing?"
"i couldnt say, but the photo was pretty neat" [policeman talking about hunters who put a gun on the back of a dog for a photo, but it went off and shot someone]
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2003-05-23 11:37 [#00711556]
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haha! A walrus wanking! I laughed so hard just reading that! :D
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rzezniq
from gorzow (Poland) on 2003-05-23 12:26 [#00711673]
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yo fucking pervert:) goddam! you must be bored to search the net for things like that!!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-23 12:48 [#00711706]
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hahahahahahahahaha that link rrocks, but i think its a piss take, corrrrection i hope its a piss take.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-23 13:12 [#00711734]
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another interesting fact: dolphins sleep half a brain at a time with one eye open. they swim around in a circle with the open eye toward the center of the circle so they can see eachother and not get seperated.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-23 15:41 [#00711886]
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nobody answered my question if it' possible or not (i'm drunk now)
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