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offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-21 14:34 [#00708848]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



Let's take our message board intimacy to a new level..
I've got a pretty good helping of curly masculinity - Hair
on both my legs with a sexy spattering on my rump and a
thick line up my stomach that settles in a fertile valley
between my buldging pectorals. I look like a Greek satyr
minus(unfortunately) the hooves and horns.

Please feel free to sHARE.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-05-21 14:35 [#00708849]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



I have my pubic hair shaved in an aphex logo shape


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-21 14:37 [#00708851]
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top half bare, below waist becomes monkey status


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-05-21 14:43 [#00708856]
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arms=average
legs=average
facial hair=way below average (im27)
armpits=try to shave often
back=none
front=very little
head=1/4" most of the time
feet=very little


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-21 14:54 [#00708867]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to earthleakage: #00708851



ah yes.

as if you're wearing a pair of pants made of hair, yes?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-21 14:55 [#00708869]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



anyway.

I'm hairless.

I get a virgin to pull out each individual hair on my body
with her teeth.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-05-21 15:20 [#00708902]
Points: 1056 Status: Regular



i dislike bodily hair....

i think evolution should've have gotten rid of it by
now..its taking too long..


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-21 15:22 [#00708907]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker



I have little body hair, and I'm very happy about it (as is
my girlfriend). My pubic area is a jungle, but other than
that, it's pretty low. I only really have to shave once a
week.


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-05-21 15:26 [#00708917]
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i used to shave (beard) everyday, but recently I just ignore
it for a few days and when it starts getting too much i
shave it..saves time and razor blades and doesn't look too
bad with a lil bit of hair


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-21 15:28 [#00708923]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



i have to shave the south regions, or else I have trouble
finding my penis


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-21 15:30 [#00708926]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



I dont really care about other people's body hair or what
they do with it, but I personally dislike it on me. So I
shave...


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-05-21 15:30 [#00708927]
Points: 4404 Status: Lurker | Followup to Junktion: #00708923



must be pretty small then, huh?

j/k (you asked for it buddy!)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-21 15:34 [#00708935]
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Legs- smooth like a lady. Almost.

Arms- same. Most girls have hairier arms than me.

Arse- like a baby. Sculpted and waxed, or so it appears.

Back- God no. No. God.

Chest- body, ah, here's where it gets interesting! Awesome
happy trail and tummy, not very hairy but just enough, I
can't stand looking at it cuz I get excited. Chest is
similar, fantastic helping of it, but not too much.

Facial hair- it happens, but I can't grow a REAL beard yet,
or even a goatee. But I don't shave often.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-21 15:34 [#00708936]
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no it's ok...it is ;)


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-21 16:02 [#00709012]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to Salma Hayek: #00708902



What's with all these people against hair? I think it's
from listening to too much electronic music.. Synthesizers
are follicly impaired.


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-05-21 16:17 [#00709041]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



Where would the modern sex object be without Robert Plant's
glistening chest of tangled manliness? Jim Morrison's
famous 'young lion' photo? Come now.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-05-21 16:25 [#00709052]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



ahh well.....seems like I should join the game to prove my
manliness :P

face: I can grow a decent beard and goatee (I already have a
goatee), but no good mustache yet

chest: very little

stomach: virtually nothing

legs: good hair growth there

arms: not very much, but visible enough

back: nothing

Th rest is none of thy fucking business ;)


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-21 16:36 [#00709073]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



dunno... i guess i'm somewhere between porcelain-skin and
monkey-like. i don't care much for it.

*remembers that Goldfinger song*

singing:
"i have too much body hair
i look like a bear..."



 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-05-21 16:56 [#00709105]
Points: 8249 Status: Lurker



ewwwwwwww

T
M
I !!!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-21 16:58 [#00709112]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



i'm basically hairless except for "down there"

i shave my armpits about once every 2 or 3 months cuz they
can get pretty shaggy and then stinky.


 

offline Loogie from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-21 20:10 [#00709376]
Points: 1371 Status: Lurker



quite hairy on legs, arms, chest

very hairy on buttocks :( god knows why


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-21 20:13 [#00709384]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



well, I have lots of hair on my ass, and especially in
between the two cheeks... it's a real pain in the ass,
pardon the pun, and it usually gets very sweaty!!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-05-21 21:58 [#00709458]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular



i trimmed my pubes to a very low level - i find it makes
life very interesting - especially when you wear silk boxers
:D


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-21 22:05 [#00709459]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



hair everywhere.


 

offline bjg from Adelaide (Australia) on 2003-05-21 22:42 [#00709475]
Points: 203 Status: Regular



I don't like body hair much either, on girls, couldn't give
a fuck about guys. Pubes that is.

I have hardly any hair except for pubes and the usual on
arms and legs. None on my chest or back or arse even.


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2003-05-21 23:02 [#00709495]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



slow day on the ol' board eh?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-21 23:03 [#00709496]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



I have a goatee and spiky hair at the front. It tickles me
when people say I look liek Astroboy.

I have a healthy dosage of body hair everywhere else, which
can be irritating but no one's complained so I don't mind.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-22 00:06 [#00709535]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Hello manly sirs.
I don't have any hair on my chest to speak of, nor on my
stomach and I'm 18. When does it reach maximum potential?
Will I have chest hair someday?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-22 00:18 [#00709537]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Get a doormat and staple it to your chest.


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2003-05-22 00:28 [#00709542]
Points: 519 Status: Regular



ehehe.. . good one ODie.. . I reckon that body hair is a
fashion thing these days.. . some times its fashionable to
have it.. . some times its fashionable to not have it. ..

this girl I knew once said that it was "hairless from the
neck down" and I couldnt agree more for the ladies.. . for
the men its a matter of choice.. . but I guess if its good
enough for the women its good enough for the guys.. . except
theres no point shaving legs and arms.. . wouldnt even worry
about the chest unless it was really mad. ..


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-22 00:30 [#00709544]
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But, do you get any hairier after age 18? C'mon, I just
gotta know.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-22 00:38 [#00709550]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



Um I did. But not a lot.
Just a little on my chest and that.



 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2003-05-22 02:58 [#00709647]
Points: 519 Status: Regular



your only 20 ODie.. . still aways to go. ..


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-22 03:26 [#00709652]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



i wouldnt say i had a *lot* of hair, but if i was bitten by
a werewolf i dont think anyone would notice the
difference...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-22 03:29 [#00709654]
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Yep, a lot... most mens beards don't grow fully till they're
in their early to mid 20s... that's why you see so many
skater kids in their late teens with awful patchy wispy
beards...

Your body hair gets more and more as you get older too :(


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-22 07:51 [#00709896]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



i was hairry when i was youngerr forr my age now i'm just
rregularr


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-05-22 07:58 [#00709902]
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oh yeah that's gross.....you know those furry, fuzzy
mustaches? horrible :\


 

offline alnuit on 2003-07-08 22:01 [#00771559]
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How does anyone get to be 'younger for their age'...or
"youungerr for their age" even ? :P


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-07-08 22:22 [#00771573]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



i don't know why the hell i'm doing this but, here goes:

face- all patchy, fuzzy, dark brown/black and white colored
and very white-trashy looking.

legs - average male

arms - about girl level of hairiness

chest/stomach - some on the chest, a little adorning my
glorious paunch.

head - long dark, stringy, wavy, curly and straight at the
same time, and caveman like. shorter in some parts from
being singed with a lighter when smoking a bowl.

the rest i don't feel like going into, i'll just say average
male.


 


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