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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 05:32 [#00699067]
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Today I was in the super market.

I watched a few ladies pick up cucumbers from the cucumber
section (this is not a fetish by the way).

How many of these ladies actually use these for salads?

My estimation is 46%, if you know what I mean.



 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-05-15 05:34 [#00699069]
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99,5%


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-15 05:41 [#00699073]
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i read the title to this post and contemplated whether or
not to click it, i guess i made the wrong decision


 

offline nacmat on 2003-05-15 05:44 [#00699074]
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they use them for salad as second use... what gives the
salad an extra flavour

if you get me


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-15 05:45 [#00699075]
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reminds me of that film, 'adventures of the door-to-door
cucumbr salesman'


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-15 05:50 [#00699077]
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where did the term getting your salad tossed come from?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 05:56 [#00699080]
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I dont want to lower the tone.

But my mate watched a film in which a man ejaculated on a
lettuce leaf.

By the way that john peel set was very excellent the other
night.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-05-15 05:58 [#00699082]
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i have it if you want it



 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-05-15 06:07 [#00699092]
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other uses for cucumbers

if you dare


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 06:16 [#00699097]
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Why would someone want to look at cucumber disks as close as
that?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 06:26 [#00699106]
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Seriously, EVERYTIME I go to buy groceries, and pick out
cucumbers... feeling them to see if they're good, I ALWAYS
feel weird like the men are watching me... so I quickly just
pick one.. it's soo awkward. I hate it.

Oh and YES I use them for salads and nothin' else.


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-15 06:26 [#00699107]
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haha very funny


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-05-15 06:34 [#00699114]
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I'm betting they use their cucumbers for BOTH purposes.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 06:36 [#00699122]
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Do you know how BIG cucumbers are???


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-15 06:39 [#00699124]
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that's right
seeing the size of that thing is not good for my ego...


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-15 06:39 [#00699126]
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well i know how big my cucumbers are and i always seem to
get the perfect fit...for my food processor.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 06:41 [#00699128]
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lol

i dunno.. they're just damn big for me. it'd hurt like a
bitch... damn.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 06:41 [#00699129]
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Corrupted Girl,

I could never imagine the Pope allowing cucumbers to be on
sale in the Vatican City.

Do you have to buy them out of town, and sneak them back
customs?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-15 06:42 [#00699131]
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hahaha


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 06:42 [#00699132]
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I may set up a mail order cucumber service for all those
ladies who are embarrased to purchase in shops.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-15 06:44 [#00699136]
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you see, the thing is we don't need to use cucumbers cause
theres these things called vibrators that are MUCH better
;o,


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-15 06:44 [#00699138]
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would a man with parkinson also do?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 06:48 [#00699141]
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or silvite's dance?

or any other of the "wobbly" inflictions



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-15 06:52 [#00699146]
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that's sick....................... but yeah he'll do


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-15 07:00 [#00699152]
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i always feel awkward testing cucumbers in supermarkets
too....but that could be because i test them by biting off
the end and sucking out the cucumber juice...


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 07:00 [#00699155]
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Yes. I sneak out every Sunday and go to the nearest little
town ...



 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-15 07:52 [#00699234]
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I'm notoriously sick but I've always wanted to see a woman
use an n64 control pad for it's intended purpose.

I asked my ex gf about it and she laughed and said it's a
nice size/shape but refused to do it (seriously i asked her
in january)....then, at least.

as for cucumbers - man that's just too big, i'd never try
fucking a girl who's had one of those motherfuckers in her.



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-15 08:11 [#00699266]
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yeah you couldnt compete with a cucumber...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-15 08:16 [#00699269]
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jesus, what kind of gigantic cucumbers do you ppl talk
about?


 

offline NeoExmnist from United States on 2003-05-15 08:18 [#00699272]
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this is a question for the ladies...

do the bumps on the cucumbers add extra pleasure? im
debating on whether or not i should treat my ghoneria.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-15 08:23 [#00699279]
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Jesus christ I thought it was only 14 year olds who are all
"Huhuhuhu YEAH MAN MY DICK IS AS BIG AS A CUCUMBER"

I happen to be pretty well off so I don't feel the need to
crap on in that fashion.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-15 08:33 [#00699287]
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oh no wait, unless you mean no one could.

Listen just forget about me, I'm going mad.

Seriusly though.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-15 08:37 [#00699290]
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that will be the ghoneria


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 08:44 [#00699295]
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erm, i thought this topic would be about the thoughts of a
cucumber... do you all think of cucumbers as
vegetable dildos?!! ;P

... i wonder what can a cucumber think of with its green
matter, if it could.. o_O

except the concombre masqué?


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-15 08:49 [#00699296]
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what the f*ck is that site

there is a gallery of small ninjas using cucumber disks to
check out the enemy.

with a loveyl little tune to boot

http://www.leconcombre.com/masque/gallery-01.html


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2003-05-15 09:33 [#00699339]
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i thought ye were on about
this


i used one of those plastic SAXA salt packets on a girl
once........ thinking of it now, it was bit big



 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-15 10:07 [#00699358]
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carrots would be much more appropriate if you ask me.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 12:20 [#00699538]
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heh

veggies just don't turn me on.. now why would I stick
something that doesn't turn me on inside of me..?

That's the greatness of dicks...


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 12:20 [#00699539]
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Oh and that story WASN'T true!


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-15 12:26 [#00699552]
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"the greatness of dicks"?! o_O

...which story were you mentioning?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-05-15 12:37 [#00699574]
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hah!


 


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