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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 07:59 [#00692846]
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My mom is in town for a visit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Why is it that the words of moms are like sharp fingers
poking you in the chest? How do they know exactly what
buttons to push to send you into a seething rage and make
you feel ashamed of your reaction? (Uh I guess the answer to
that would be they've known you since you were born... and
that they are hormonally driven to Acts of Great Evil)

My pet peeve #1 is that my mom HATES to see me doing
something productive in my spare time. I'm supposed to
either be working, or sitting around chatting and watching
TV. If I'm writing or playing music she is compelled to nag
me. Peeve 2 is she gets into everything. Nosy nosy nosy.

Only 2 more weeks.

:: retains composure with some effort ::


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:01 [#00692849]
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Maybe we should swap mums.

I always wanted to watch tv and my mum was always moaning at
me to do something more productive.

Plus my mum is "pro-weed" wich is always a bonus


 

offline diablo on 2003-05-10 08:03 [#00692850]
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good luck!

get her stoned?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 08:14 [#00692852]
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All right, I'll consider a trade. Is she nosy? Like, with
the excuse of cleaning up, does she like to go through all
your stuff? My mom gets her nose all up in your shit.

I dunno about the weed thing though. I don't care for the
stuff myself and I have a terrible bad habit of playing with
the minds of stoned people.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:23 [#00692855]
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She's not nosey but she does fuss allot


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 08:27 [#00692859]
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Aha, mine loves a good fuss too. If there is no satisfying
daily fuss she has to shake up a can of fuss and pop the top
and spray it all over the place. I think that is a common
trait of motherhood.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 08:48 [#00692869]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



you can all have my mother, everyone else has


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:54 [#00692875]
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Including you? ;o,


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-10 08:56 [#00692878]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



i see my parents like 5 tp 10 times per year...so we have
quite an healthy relationship

(i talk to them on the phone more often tho...like once per
week or 10 days...)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 08:57 [#00692879]
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she's from essex


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-05-10 09:31 [#00692907]
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my mums cool. she does not mind my shady lifestyle.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-10 09:34 [#00692911]
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my parents give me a lot of freedom, so i generally have no
problems living w/ them.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 09:35 [#00692915]
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aaahhh ! I see


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-10 09:57 [#00692941]
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i wish we could live without that hierarchic familial
system... breeding another way, learning another way or why
not not have to learn anything at all... i wish i was
independant...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-05-10 10:27 [#00692993]
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my mam grrinds me down sometimes, but rreally shes prretty
grreat


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-10 10:29 [#00692998]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



I love me mom... she's great... :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-10 10:30 [#00693001]
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"you can all have my mother, everyone else has"

yeah, she was pretty good I must say!! ;)


 

offline french_knight from the movie (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-10 11:38 [#00693073]
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fuck you clement, our breeding system is perfect, but it
bares our vices and stuff


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 11:41 [#00693076]
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I see you're still being a total cock hole, but I gotta say
that is one great avatar.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-10 11:59 [#00693092]
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i hate being called by my real-life name, alexander!! -_-


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:06 [#00693103]
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How about we call you Big Al? You have to grow a fat hairy
belly and open a pizza parlor now.


 

offline Verkrampte from Renton (United States) on 2003-05-10 12:08 [#00693106]
Points: 1182 Status: Regular



ahh pizza sounds good right now..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:15 [#00693111]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I like a big drippy vegetarian pizza with eggplant and
zucchini and black olives and onions... and extra
bacon.


You hearin me Big Al???


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-10 12:18 [#00693114]
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I love my mommy!

On a totally unrelated note, I'm a fan of MILFs too.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:21 [#00693118]
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Do you like hot pregnant chicks?


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-10 13:44 [#00693198]
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fleetmouse > why don't you go and talk to your mommy instead
of trolling like that?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 13:50 [#00693205]
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Because I don't like my mommy.

:: bursts into tears ::


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 13:50 [#00693206]
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ok alexander


 

offline dan7250 from Osaka (Japan) on 2003-05-10 18:19 [#00693516]
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uzim said:

"i wish we could live without that hierarchic familial
system... "

if you want to break from the 'patriarchal' family (in which
the fatherfigure controls, acting as the "dead hand of the
past') you could always try out Lewis' proposed 'paternal'
family. wherby friends come together as brothers to overide
the father. Husbands and wives come together on an equal
level. though i must admit this system has had its problems
in the past.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-10 18:21 [#00693517]
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i'm totally into preggo porn! mmm yeah baby, show me that
pot-belly


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 18:29 [#00693519]
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DENT THE BABY


 


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