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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 07:59 [#00692846]
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My mom is in town for a visit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why is it that the words of moms are like sharp fingers poking you in the chest? How do they know exactly what buttons to push to send you into a seething rage and make you feel ashamed of your reaction? (Uh I guess the answer to that would be they've known you since you were born... and that they are hormonally driven to Acts of Great Evil)
My pet peeve #1 is that my mom HATES to see me doing something productive in my spare time. I'm supposed to either be working, or sitting around chatting and watching TV. If I'm writing or playing music she is compelled to nag me. Peeve 2 is she gets into everything. Nosy nosy nosy.
Only 2 more weeks.
:: retains composure with some effort ::
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:01 [#00692849]
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Maybe we should swap mums.
I always wanted to watch tv and my mum was always moaning at me to do something more productive.
Plus my mum is "pro-weed" wich is always a bonus
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diablo
on 2003-05-10 08:03 [#00692850]
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good luck!
get her stoned?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 08:14 [#00692852]
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All right, I'll consider a trade. Is she nosy? Like, with the excuse of cleaning up, does she like to go through all your stuff? My mom gets her nose all up in your shit.
I dunno about the weed thing though. I don't care for the stuff myself and I have a terrible bad habit of playing with the minds of stoned people.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:23 [#00692855]
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She's not nosey but she does fuss allot
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 08:27 [#00692859]
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Aha, mine loves a good fuss too. If there is no satisfying daily fuss she has to shake up a can of fuss and pop the top and spray it all over the place. I think that is a common trait of motherhood.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 08:48 [#00692869]
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you can all have my mother, everyone else has
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 08:54 [#00692875]
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Including you? ;o,
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2003-05-10 08:56 [#00692878]
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i see my parents like 5 tp 10 times per year...so we have quite an healthy relationship
(i talk to them on the phone more often tho...like once per week or 10 days...)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 08:57 [#00692879]
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she's from essex
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neetta
from Finland on 2003-05-10 09:31 [#00692907]
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my mums cool. she does not mind my shady lifestyle.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-10 09:34 [#00692911]
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my parents give me a lot of freedom, so i generally have no problems living w/ them.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-10 09:35 [#00692915]
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aaahhh ! I see
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uzim
on 2003-05-10 09:57 [#00692941]
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i wish we could live without that hierarchic familial system... breeding another way, learning another way or why not not have to learn anything at all... i wish i was independant...
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-10 10:27 [#00692993]
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my mam grrinds me down sometimes, but rreally shes prretty grreat
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-10 10:29 [#00692998]
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I love me mom... she's great... :)
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-10 10:30 [#00693001]
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"you can all have my mother, everyone else has"
yeah, she was pretty good I must say!! ;)
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french_knight
from the movie (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-10 11:38 [#00693073]
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fuck you clement, our breeding system is perfect, but it bares our vices and stuff
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 11:41 [#00693076]
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I see you're still being a total cock hole, but I gotta say that is one great avatar.
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uzim
on 2003-05-10 11:59 [#00693092]
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i hate being called by my real-life name, alexander!! -_-
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:06 [#00693103]
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How about we call you Big Al? You have to grow a fat hairy belly and open a pizza parlor now.
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Verkrampte
from Renton (United States) on 2003-05-10 12:08 [#00693106]
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ahh pizza sounds good right now..
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:15 [#00693111]
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I like a big drippy vegetarian pizza with eggplant and zucchini and black olives and onions... and extra bacon.
You hearin me Big Al???
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-10 12:18 [#00693114]
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I love my mommy!
On a totally unrelated note, I'm a fan of MILFs too.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 12:21 [#00693118]
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Do you like hot pregnant chicks?
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uzim
on 2003-05-10 13:44 [#00693198]
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fleetmouse > why don't you go and talk to your mommy instead of trolling like that?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 13:50 [#00693205]
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Because I don't like my mommy.
:: bursts into tears ::
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-10 13:50 [#00693206]
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ok alexander
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dan7250
from Osaka (Japan) on 2003-05-10 18:19 [#00693516]
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uzim said:
"i wish we could live without that hierarchic familial system... "
if you want to break from the 'patriarchal' family (in which the fatherfigure controls, acting as the "dead hand of the past') you could always try out Lewis' proposed 'paternal' family. wherby friends come together as brothers to overide the father. Husbands and wives come together on an equal level. though i must admit this system has had its problems in the past.
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-05-10 18:21 [#00693517]
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i'm totally into preggo porn! mmm yeah baby, show me that pot-belly
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-05-10 18:29 [#00693519]
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DENT THE BABY
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