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offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-07 07:20 [#00687766]
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aint seen you in ages, where have you been???


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 07:32 [#00687781]
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oh hello uncle bob !!

I've been all across the icy wastes of siberia , through
sars infested china and dropeed out the bottom end into
tropical Vietnam some five weeks back ...

I'm (as creditrs announce) in Ho Chi Minh City as i write.
its kinda hot here brother,,, like the cute lil' ladies they
have here.. sawry but this heat makes me go all hormonal
y'understand :D

its a great country, you should come over and see the truth
of what evil old uncle Sam did here.

or just lie on the beach getting massaged (legit, like ).


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-07 07:37 [#00687789]
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massages? cute lil ladies? wheres me passport?


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2003-05-07 07:38 [#00687793]
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tell us the truth about uncle sam and vietnam

i hate my country - hate it rotten


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 08:00 [#00687834]
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hey bob thanks for noticing me old pal.. its cause i got
some kind of local fever that i'm spending all day on the
net or in bed. how the devil are you old thing ? in needs of
massage services it seems.

well just to give you an idea i've been seeing a girl here
who is 20 years old and more petite than kyli. actually saw
her passport and she's really only 18, as vietnamese are
born one, and become two at new year.... so its possible to
be 2 years old here before you've been born 2 days... if you
are born on new years eve. complicated shit this age game
but last time i looked i hadn't broken any laws, which is
good cos' i aint ready to pay uncle nam $200 to forego a
months stay at the saigon hilton.

come on over and teach engl8ish for $20 an hour, then party
til dawn for 60p a pint... whilst you really can't go wrong



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-05-07 08:04 [#00687840]
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i guess english is required for that...are there any
slovenian language openings?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-07 08:10 [#00687853]
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whoa crap i just realised your a man! i always thought u
were a girl! heh heh oh dear...

ah well hope you get over your fever...im stuck in 'great'
britain doing diddely-squat...no masssages for me :(


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 08:22 [#00687874]
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what did uncle sam do ?
58 vietnamese were killed to every one US servicemen.
(58,000 compared to roughly 3 million). the us killed kids
at close range just on the basis that they 'might' be armed.
it was the NVA that were sick, they said, for encouraging
kids to fight .

no wonder the locals call it "THE AMERICAN WAR"

US used ground-clearing bombs which are over two metres tall
and over a metre diameter . they dropped into the ground
like a dart and wiped out EVERYTHING within a 100 metre
radius, and caused damage to people, vegetation and
structures up to 3 km away. mini hiroshimas on a daily
basis. no precision strikes here.

the chemical weapons used were the sickest most repulsive
thing you could imagine inflicting on any living thing. I
would even shirk at seeing that stuff going into the sea.
But the US sprayed it all over thr rural peasant villages ,
just like evil saddam did to the kurds.

the pictures are saddening. yes, i cried, and i thought i'd
seen it all already. kids with genitals shaped like hands,
women without eyelids and faces without skin. all mindfully
created and delivered by uncle sam.

and the photos of us servicemen posing with the heads of
vietcong landmine victims they wanted to fuck up some more.
and the messages daubed on the bomb-casings "Greetings from
uncle sam" "eat this if you're hungry , M*F* geeks".

OK OK , these sick things are born not out of US people
being inherently evil, but out of war itself screwing with
peoples minds, creating torturous beasts out of so called
valiant fighters.

'war is stupid and people are stupid'
i don't like boy george but i'd rather he ruled the world
than johnson, reagan, nixon, or either bush.

and why did the US enter vietnam ? not to defend
democrasy... Ho Chi Minh had grown tired of the two-tier
system in the country (Northern communism and laissez-faire
capitalist south) and wanted to satbilise the nation under
one common programme. The south tried to split under an
unelected 'puppet' ruler.

Ho Ch


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 08:26 [#00687884]
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shit... although i'm full of conviction writing this , i
know no-one really gives a crap anymore so i'll shut up for
now.

this country is looking to the future anyway, and doing a
great job of it too.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-07 08:35 [#00687908]
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no u got my attention....its gone now, but u had it for a
minute there...


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-05-07 08:39 [#00687918]
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smokehammer, your mail address has same name of another user
here... bill hicks. i like you, i don't like him.



 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 08:40 [#00687927]
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OBOY ...where's that other witty bastard, earthleakage ?
AND if u see marlowe tell him he's a pussy. and tell him it
is fighting talk. but don't tell him I said it, ok ?


 

offline smokehammer from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-07 08:43 [#00687932]
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yeah woofer ; bill hicks was a punchy stand-up comedian,
but that doesn't mean you wouldn't want to punch people who
stand up and claim his name.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-07 09:38 [#00688022]
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anywhere is better than leicester


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-05-07 09:41 [#00688026]
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oh i beg to differ


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-05-08 01:41 [#00688989]
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i didn't knew who bill_hicks was comedian... how many things
i learn on xltronic :)


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-05-08 01:46 [#00688990]
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it's great to see people from allover coming here to talk
about their travels and vacations. I love you guys! :)


 


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