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I know what you mean really, they are freaky! |
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i meant inanimate instead of intimate... damn auto spellcheck thing.. |
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"best sex of my life" I think the best part of sex is the intimacy of another human being. That's soo wacky. |
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i would consider humping an inanimate object masturbation way before i would consider it sex.. |
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Well boys, off to sleep with my rubber man. buh bye! |
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It feels... full. It only hurts if you're not relaxed. I know, I know, Too Much Information. |
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ah HA |
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yeah! Intimacy rules! The feeling of presence... wooha =) |
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(im pretty sure this is what Key_Secret REALLY means) no... I mean 'it' can be anything... |
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spaghetti? i don't see that at all. maybe you need a man with more girth |
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that just about explains everything. none of my 'admirers' are going to do that to me, no way. |
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nice song anyway |
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I like that Madonna song....!! Iam listening to it right now....oh yeha...the lead synth is a Prophet 5 ?! Or is it.. |
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Noo nothing to do with that. Spaghetti.. big or small. Always spaghetti. |
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ohh i could say something real bad here. |
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so if i were to stick my fingers in a bowl of spaghetti that will give me an idea of what it feels like for a girl? 8| |
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No.. cause it's not sticking anything. It's a different sensation.. like spaghetti inside you. |
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teh spaghetti is the penis not much spaghetti is hard tho. |
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oh i get it now corrupted girl, very funny :) |
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not like one strand of noodle inside you.. god you guys just dont udnersatdn. |
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hah good. funny? haha.. that's seriously the first thing I thought of when I first had sex. Spaghetti.. weird hey.. i dunno.maybe im messed up.. |
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:) god we're hopeless aren't we |
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i am no spaghetti man |
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noo it's not a bad thing!!!! trust me... i love sex if im in-love and it's intimate and close... spaghetti is mushy and squishy.. it's not bad!!! |
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ok youve lost me again :) |
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lol ahhh forget it then. i dunno what it feels like for a girl. we'll leave it at that. |
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do you know what it feels like for a boy? |
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nope. no clue. do you? let me guess... jell-o? |
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well its all variable.. i dunno im actually pretty scared of it you dont really feel anything with ah.. contraceptive measures. otherwise.. damn i had almost forgotten! :] |
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now Thats not very rod stewart. |
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no, not at all. hahaha.. oh man.. that's way too funny! |
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eww i hate condoms au naturale is where it's at. 100% |
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I agree. |
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yeah - my gf is now on the pill!! im so fucking happy!!! we get to go without condoms!! ...i just have to go a week without sex until they kick in.... |
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that's a myth, you can go absoloutly mental now. All those 'rules' are just for fun. |
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its still better to play it safe |
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As Alan Partridge would say 'Rubber up', if safety is the goal, keep sheathed. |
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But Johnny, having your prostate stimulated feels really really good. It's kind of like the male G-spot. |
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three cheers for the pill oh and the other pill |
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What are your tales of the prostrate Gany? |
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I won't go into specifics, I'll just say that it sort of feels like someone jacking you off from inside. Really impossible to describe though. A finger does almost as well as a cock. |
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oh im sure its real nice |
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yeah... condoms rock... Pills aren't that trusty, and also they don't just have 'one effect'... Natural is of course the best, but that's only useful for the breeding in order to have kids... Kids... that won't happen for a while I hope. |
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condoms rock?! i consider them a necessary evil. to deny the contact of skin... *shudder* |
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well as I said, natural is the way to go. But condoms are a good protection for pregnancy and diseases... Necesseary evil... not sure about that, there are other ways to go, like pills. But I (as in I as a part of the sex ;) prefer condoms, yeah. |
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...penis | spaghetti? can't help thinking of tomato sauce and then find the reason why guys freak out with menstrual blood... |
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it sux |
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I hate condoms, they are never wide enough. <----- |
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really? =( nature is unfair (if "nature" ever means anything...)! ...now "what it feels like for a girl" is silly, no one can really compare both, how could we know whether it is better for females or for males if we're either one or the other but (almost?) never both? |
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(PS: that last message, was a follow-up to pOgO...) |
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