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how would you treat your clone? i'd treat mine like a twin brother. we'd probably get along quite well too. |
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Do you mean REAL cloning or just getting a COPY of yourself, including your mental image etc.? Well in both cases, we'd do crazy stuff and blame it on each other... Or try to get some homosexual experience from each other... heheheh. |
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real cloning but you're entitled interpret it either way |
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Like the product he is of course. Hell, I'd sell his organs to people who would pay big $ for transplants. Or maybe it would be more profitable to put him to work somehow... I'd have to work out the economic costs. |
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i'd deforrm mine. |
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mr. w M w is definitely onto something. |
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i'd pity him... poor guy, looking the same as me! i hope he wouldn't get my shyness as well!! (i don't think it is genetic at all, but who knows...?) =/ |
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so you wish to attain profit by either selling your clone's organs or "selling" him as a unit of labor. you odds are better by just selling him in one piece in that case, so the consumers can either use him as a labor unit or select their organs of choice from his body for the desired transplant. |
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IMHO i'd treat my clone quite literally as my equal. my clone deserves the same fair and humane treatment as anyone else. |
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Thanks for the wisdom. I just made 100 copies and will sell them wholesale in groups of 10. *suddenly realizes the true me is tying me up to 9 other me's |
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my friend, you have just paved the frontier for mass organ transplant services. your production possibilites are en route to expansion. |
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You could: -thumb wrestle your clone -play strip poker with your clone -punch your clone in the face What if you had to go to the bathroom... really would you care if you left the door open and the clone watched you? Or would you watch your clone go to the bathroom if HE left the door open?? You are such a weird pervert. You could play mean tricks on your clone. Hmmm... |
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i'd try to make him succesful, hehe :) sort of second chance |
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how borring |
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it's a wise thing that you're using base 10 numbers as the optimal quantity for your supplies too. that'll make logarithmic computations a snap. ;) |
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Two morton's teamed up?? Your combined ineptitude would decrease your success even MORE! |
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unless you're an economist |
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how can you decrease succes if you have none |
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Lots of gay sex. |
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I'd probably look at him and say "Wow, why didn't anyone tell me I look this stupid?" And then I'd punch his penis. |
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Me and my clone would take turns boosting the other up in order to view the gay sex taking place in the opheck clone's window. |
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Of course, being your clone, he'd do the same thing so you'd only succeed in punching eachother knuckles... actually, as soon as you both started to say "Wow, why didn....." at the same time, you'd both then say "Hey, stop saying what I'm saying", "you did it again", "no I didn't, you did", "stop it, I mean it, seriously", "you're annoying", "no I'm not you are"... which would probably sidetrack you in your intent to punch his penis. |
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No, it wouldn't happen like that. However, it |
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if i met my double(not just a genetic clone but my exact double with all the same pschological motivations, chemical make-up, etc. as me) I would first have sex with my self(because this is no different that masturbation) then i would fight myself but that probably wouldn't last long because I/We are pussies...so then i push myself into a moving train...THE END |
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if i could clone myself with my mental image, i would want to be a woman then... aw that would be cool. she would want the same things like me... hehe that would be a mess... |
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i meant that you would just trreat him as a twin |
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i have a twin, my aphex twin |
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We'd tag-team people and stuff.. |
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I'd have to buy a new toothbrush. Tedious. |
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cloning is evil... If cloning works, you have to treat every clone like any person alive... If someone cloned me I'd just make sure that he (the clone) gets a home and some caring parents, so he can grow up just like anybody. But really, it's not my problem; it's the persons who created the clone. I hope nobody [ever] gets into the idea that cloning is cool, and actually succeeds... |
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I would hope that my clone would be totally evil - the opposite of me!! :P |
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I'd kill him. Two such assholes on our lil planet? Too much :] |
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clone's don't won't go to to heaven or hell (maybe hell for being clones). there's no hope for them, they will be forced to live in depression all of their lives knowing life didn't create them, but rather technology created by men. |
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So you're deluded in believing that YOU will go to heaven or hell? |
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is my clone me |
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I'd alter the DNA slightly so it was a girl, then I'd shag her. Err, assuming we can rapidly grow our "twins" to our age? |
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GOD HELP YOU ALL!!! HA AHA HA HA HAHA AHHA AH H AHA.... ahhh ah ahha ha......ha..... ha. |
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you'd probably need to incorporate some mayfly genes to achieve the desired growth rate. |
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Get back to the lab, primate.........who let you out of your cage? |
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Id so have sex being cock-fucked by yourself would be madness |
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I'd probably get on really well with my clone but I'd have to draw the line at sharing my girlfriend. |
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I'd dahmer him (pour acid into his head to eliminate the brain) then freeze him over so i have lots of replacement parts..and before you say "well you can just clone parts..."............well i don't want to hear it, i'd rather have me in a block of ice. |
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if i were to be cloned, it would have to involve some genetic modifications - namely, a bigger dong (i'm talking elephant size here!), bigger muscles (arnold-like would do just fine), a smaller brain and a significantly lower IQ! ... maybe then i'd finally be accepted among the ranks of fratboys and be bangin' sorority sluts senseless every day of my waking life. not to mention guzzling down copious amounts of booze! =) but seriously, i think i'd make a mini-me and force him to hustle his arse off while i sit back, chill and enjoy the financial benefits. |
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I'd give him a haircut!!! <------------------------- |
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I'd clone three more of me and start a band. Maybe alter one so they could play drums. |
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total smokage of some bowls together, but then I'd use his brain to manipulate melody, my brain for the beats! |
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but ophecks :( rotflmfao! |
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