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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:07 [#00673542]
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last night. well. this morning. i think it was like 11:30
am.

basically in my dream i was pissing in a field, and then i
felt warm, and while i was still in the dream i thought "OH
CRAP THIS IS A DREAM AND I HAVE PISSED MYSELF"

the worst part was when i had to tell my mom just now, cause
i needed to wash the sheets, and i figured i couldn't sneak
it.

this is basically how i felt


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-27 21:09 [#00673547]
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Already in your second childhood I see...

;)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:11 [#00673553]
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i wasn't even drunk or anything, thats what pissed me off

no pun intended


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:11 [#00673555]
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Hehehe...I'm glad i don't do that anymore and i'm glad i
have never had a wet dream


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-27 21:12 [#00673558]
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At least your mood matches your bodily function...


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:13 [#00673560]
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at least you weren't taking a dump in the field...


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:13 [#00673561]
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Talk to pomme for support and guidance.



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:19 [#00673576]
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a wet dream is something different buddy

yeah i was just thinking of telling my mom tomorrow morning
that i shit the bed :D


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:20 [#00673577]
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after i had gotten out of the shower i thought it was funny


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:20 [#00673579]
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hahahaha


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:21 [#00673581]
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I know, I know, but i'm still glad i never had one. that
shit would suck.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-27 21:21 [#00673582]
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well, I'm glad you went and told us...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:21 [#00673584]
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yeah i don't think i've had one

if i did it must've been some bad sexin


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:22 [#00673586]
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would you rather i started a "my parents are gone, lets
party!" thread?

:P


 

offline Frag from New Jersey (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:23 [#00673589]
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"My parents are gone, I pissed their bed" would be= better.


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:24 [#00673592]
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I've had a few wet dreams, you're missing out if ya haven't
:P


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:24 [#00673593]
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i snot the bed when i have a cold


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-04-27 21:25 [#00673594]
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I did that same exact thing not too long ago. I haven't
pissed my bed since I was like 7, then 2 weeks ago sure
enough I had a dream I was pissin in a field ( crazy eh?)
and when i woke up it was there. Damn


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:26 [#00673598]
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i havent peed during my sleep since i was 12. maybe if you
leave your hand in a bucket of warm water at night that'll
do the trick too.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:27 [#00673600]
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we're practically married


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:28 [#00673604]
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i wonder if anyone pooped their bed before?


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:29 [#00673608]
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I vomited my bed a few times yo.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-27 21:31 [#00673609]
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"would you rather i started a "my parents are gone, lets
party!" thread? "

Those are the best man!!! ;)


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:33 [#00673614]
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pachi: ever seen trainspotting?
funkmastah: i'll bring the soiled sheets!


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:34 [#00673617]
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Nigel: i haven't yet, but i heard some pretty good things
about it. it seems interesting.

The_Funkmaster: you inadvertently created a light bulb above
me head!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:35 [#00673618]
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also pachi:

my surprise is a song

you can maybe figure out what it is if you type "hype" into
the search , but you will have to look a little


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:35 [#00673619]
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Anyone bleeded their bed?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:35 [#00673620]
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<- nose bled all over my pillow once

it sucked


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:38 [#00673622]
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Nigel: this hype?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:40 [#00673630]
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could be :D


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:41 [#00673632]
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omg so did i in my sleep once Nige, It was really hot and i
got heat stroke and when i woke up blood was everwhere, all
over my hands, pillow etc. I wiped my nose during the night
cos I thought I had a runny nose :/


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:47 [#00673640]
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Nigel: is it somewhere at this site?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:49 [#00673642]
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no i just started it today and i'm probably going to have to
start over


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-27 21:51 [#00673643]
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basically, i'm making a song

it's for you

because of something you said


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-27 21:51 [#00673644]
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aaawwwww

=)


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-27 21:55 [#00673648]
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Please make a song for me about bleeding in bed, and call it
'arterial spray 2003'.

;)


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-04-27 23:21 [#00673707]
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I wet the bed once in my life, I was probably about 5 or 6
and yes, I remember pissing in my dream, then I woke up and
"shit!" It sucked ass.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-04-28 00:06 [#00673733]
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yeah, though no field

happened twice in my life, i dream about pissing, and there
we go.

sucks ass, I feel stupid for sharing.

I've bled all over my current sheets too, really. No idea
where it came from, but there are a plethora of bloody dots
all over :(


 

offline Donutman from Perth (Australia) on 2003-04-28 00:14 [#00673739]
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I had that problem a lot when I was a kid, and it always
involved a dream where you stop what you're doing to take a
piss.

I recently had the dream where I was urinating. I suddenly
woke up and thought; "Oh no, it's happening again!" I
quickly checked the bed, and it was still dry. Phew!

I also feel silly for sharing.


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-04-28 00:20 [#00673744]
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i once threw up and bled in the bed in the same night..

had a bit much to drink, so i woke up, threw up in my bed
went back to sleep, trying to avoid lying on the trow up
spot(too drunk to be arsed with cleaning up). then when i
woke up in the morning i had a nosebleed, but my head hurt
so much i just grabbed a sock off the floor, held it to my
face and went back to sleep for a little while.
yea, it was gross and messy and un fun


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-04-28 00:22 [#00673745]
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sounds like hell. i hate hangovers and i get them really
really easily.


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2003-04-28 01:14 [#00673770]
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those comics are really good hehe
did you make them?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-04-28 01:31 [#00673771]
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I can't remember pissing the bed ever but I probably did
when I was way young.

I've thrown from in my bed into a bin fucking tons of
times.

I hate throwing up when drunk. Always feel so shitty.


 

offline AE_King from Australia on 2003-04-28 01:42 [#00673778]
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I hate vomiting on peoples heads unintentionally...


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-28 01:45 [#00673780]
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It's not a second childhood, it's the early onset of ald age
;)


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-28 05:35 [#00673949]
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hehe

it's ACHEWOOD, silly :)


 

offline diablo on 2003-04-28 05:52 [#00673964]
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I always thought IDM fans were a load of bedwetters.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-28 10:30 [#00674250]
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i'm sick today, something with my stomache

almost crapped my pants while i was taking a piss

i mean damn!



 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-04-28 10:33 [#00674255]
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I peed the bed over Jar's house when I first started going
out with him =os

I had a nightmare, and I didn;t even notice, but we woke up
in the morning and the bed was wet. I've never been so
embarraced in my life !

It happens though....... or is that shit?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-04-28 10:33 [#00674257]
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Be glad you weren't dreaming of having a nice wet race shit
in a field......:\


 


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