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offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 10:07 [#00659885]
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i'm at my cousins house and i'm bored like hell... so had
you ever had sex (had sex ?? with a THING ??) with i don't
know... some of these real dolls or something ??

(wanking doesn't count)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:10 [#00659901]
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I bet I'm the only person here who will admit to having done
it with a blow-up doll once.

Without wishing to blow my own trumpet (so to speak), the
holes are far too small.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 10:12 [#00659905]
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Serves you right for using the Macauley Culkin model.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-20 10:12 [#00659906]
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I havent no, but I would.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:12 [#00659908]
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LOL!!


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-20 10:12 [#00659910]
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ahahah oh shit!



 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-04-20 10:13 [#00659911]
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"Palm Sunday takes its name from Jesus' triumphal entry into
Jerusalem where the crowds laid palms at his feet."


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:13 [#00659914]
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Anus, you rock.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 10:13 [#00659916]
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.... no comment... i will not ask how it was...


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:14 [#00659917]
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Maybe I should have been more specific when asking for a
'cute blonde'.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-20 10:14 [#00659918]
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mike the cool person, always with a solution in times of
trouble



 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:14 [#00659919]
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I won't tell you it was painful.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-20 10:20 [#00659926]
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rright back at ya Dan.
So this doll, was it any good?


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-20 10:20 [#00659927]
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I refuse to answer this topic on the count of protecting my
rumor.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:21 [#00659930]
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I would imagine it would be possible to have sex with a
small sports car.

Imagine having sex with Kit from Knight Rider. I suppose it
would be possible to have a gay relationship with this car
as it talked. He was rather handsome as cars go, more so
than Herbie, who was unable to talk therefore would be
difficult to be a long term romance partner. As most
relationships require quality communication supplemented by
a bit of bedroom gymnastics. However Herbie may have been a
mute, hence sign language could have been used to express
your love.Imagine walking down the street taking Kit on a
date. You could open the door and wind the window down and
feed one arm through the hole, thus replicating the position
a man and woman's arms are in when they link arms whilst in
love.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:24 [#00659936]
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. . .


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:26 [#00659941]
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do animals count too?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:26 [#00659942]
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If they have a proper education! ;)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:28 [#00659946]
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i want to fuck.... your avatar!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:29 [#00659949]
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You must control these urges......


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 10:31 [#00659953]
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i like to boil an orange and poke out a hole in the middle..
nice and juicy, and warm


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 10:31 [#00659954]
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Not really, no. That said, I've been with women who have
shown less interest.

Maybe I just met the wrong doll ;)


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 11:41 [#00660032]
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hey... i tried that too

(sucks)


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 11:48 [#00660044]
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a clone of myself but in a woman form


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 11:49 [#00660047]
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that would be nasty...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 11:51 [#00660049]
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no it would be perfect...

esp. if the clone has an on/off switch and comes in a bag
for convenient storage


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 11:52 [#00660050]
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anyone tried stuffed animals?

(ohhhh im so bored & tired)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-04-20 11:52 [#00660051]
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Just buy a realdoll and save yourself the trouble of
buying a Macauley Culkin where the holes are too small.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 11:59 [#00660066]
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kit.... get the hyper sucker ready !!

go !!


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 12:03 [#00660070]
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has one of you ever tried to... erm... build a pussy ?? like
the orange thing ??



 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 12:04 [#00660072]
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"realdolls cannot stand unasisted"

that's crap... you can't fuck them standing... but you can
do it with the maccauly culkin one


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 12:05 [#00660074]
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and charlie has a small cock !!
hihi i got a bigger one

(shut the fuck up cunt !!)
((ok))


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-20 12:19 [#00660085]
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only with my bed sheets...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 12:29 [#00660099]
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made me cum, and that's the whole point, innit?


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-20 12:34 [#00660101]
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sure


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 17:58 [#00660656]
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same as uzim


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-04-20 18:07 [#00660668]
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the obvious...what
about a nice apple pie??

You have seen american pie haven't you?


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-04-20 18:29 [#00660678]
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Making love to this?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-04-20 18:34 [#00660684]
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this topic is NOT awesome

but I think I'm humped my bed while dreaming, otherwise,
I've not mated with any objects :D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 19:01 [#00660711]
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And for those who cannot decide: link


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-20 19:02 [#00660713]
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ahh i dont even know what to think.. his skin look sso
soft..


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-20 19:05 [#00660716]
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I used to fuck this yogy bear doll I had... best sex I ever
had... hmm, only sex I ever had actually, besides my hand!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 19:06 [#00660717]
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I just had a horrible thought: women must be prevented from
owning stock in that company, because there's only one way
to increase the sales... :-/


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-20 19:06 [#00660718]
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if that thing didnt have a dick and had a nicer face and was
REAL , she'd have a real nice body.. and skin :)


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-04-20 19:09 [#00660721]
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I think it's easier for females to have sex with inanimate
things. am I misled?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-20 19:10 [#00660723]
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Probably , but depends if you're in the produce section in
your grocery store or in a plubming store.


 

offline mojogigolo from Vic (Australia) on 2003-04-21 01:15 [#00660894]
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i had sex with a robot, but it had the brain of a human so
its ok.


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-04-21 01:42 [#00660902]
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wow... that is something I never even considered... the
produce section is definitely full of potential love


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-21 02:28 [#00660939]
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Is this a confession? : )


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-04-21 02:48 [#00660965]
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LOL, I imagine the guy in your avatar fucking a yogi bear
doll......hmmmm


 


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