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THE EASTER BUNNY IS HERE !!! HE'S GIVING OUT CHOCOLATE EGGS !!! I LOVE YOU EASTER BUNNY ! |
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... don't start shit threads |
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at least he doesnt give real eggs, it would be insane |
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don't do your own sabers, they look shite |
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you're short changing jesus, he's not even had his last supper |
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I got a cadbury's cream egg and a pat on the head =oD |
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isn't easter on sunday? easter bunny was early for you... : ) yummy chocolate ^^ too bad i have my left wisdom teeth hurting still... Y_Y |
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does the easter bunny actually lay the chocolate eggs then? |
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do you know the Easter Bunny is a horribly disfigured woman dressed in a costume made from hares' hides and her disfigurement is so unacceptable that she is forced to wear it through all life and lay eggs? |
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poor woman. how did she get disfigured? |
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I think her daddy was a bun.. EEEEEEEWWWW! |
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She is born by a woman who was supposed to be a half-chicken half-female half-cyborg, but whose chromosomes got seriously messed up when Taliban attacked the research laboratory. Other two offsprings died the very same moment their mother's womb was blasted by a grenade, spilling fragile embryos all over the lab floor. Lucky for Easter, she was covered with a chitinous scale-like skin, and that saved her, though her disfigurement progressed even worse. If you look close enough, you can distinguish little pieces of bulletproof glass sticking out of her face and a trace from a removed umbilical cord on her neck. Sad, sad. |
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supreme > a bun?! you mean, a brötchen, little bread,...? ' _ - LuxExTenebris > wicked! : D (i think i would be quite strange too, if my mother was made of three halves : )) |
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oh, I should have typed face like "face", because it's really hard to call something stretched over a half of the torso a face. |
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would you eat them if she did? |
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hell yeah ! It's chocolate ! |
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eggs are a rip-off, they're hollow! what a con! |
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I want a cadburys cream egg the size of an easter egg ! |
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yeah that would be nice :) have you seen the egg boxes of cream eggs this year? i haven't |
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i don't even know what cadbury's cream eggs are... °_° milk chocolate praliné-filled eggs are my favorite : ) |
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eggs with cream in |
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It's not quite cream though is it? What is it? |
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sugary sludge mmmmmmm......... :) |
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Sugary gypo-praline chemical shite. |
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I know and spheres (I know they're not spherical, but they're close) have the most volume in relation to material for the "skin"= tiniest chocolate for largest size. Swines. UK members top tip: Hypervalue usually do these mint flavoured cream egg rip offs that are lush and are discounted to 3 in a box for 50p. Not seeing your family/gf/bf/colleagues till after easter? Buy them all eggs at hypervalue the day after. I got all the eggs for my family that way last year (oh and a till error at tescos that meant eggs were scanned for £00.00 :D) I ended up spending about £2.00 in total. Sweet as. |
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i like chocolate women |
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