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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-10 13:16 [#00003041]



I laughed at a Ninja,
I laughed at some bread.
I drank four owl tears,
I once ate my bed.

My legs are made of gravy,
My hands are made of ice.
My lungs are two melons,
My eyes are made of rice.

I am a fan of Beef,
I am a fan of rope.
I like to stroke horses,
Horses made of soap.

A helicopter and a fax machine,
Challenged me for a fight.
I was unable to enter combat,
So I painted my thorax white.

Dairy products scare me,
Cheese and meat and margarine.
If I encountered some butter,
I would cry and probably scream.

A hat stand recently proposed,
To a cake owned by Elvis.
I was not happy about this event,
Hence the removal of my Pelvis.

My eyes were recently stolen
I was unhappy with the scenario.
After hours of investigation,
I realised the thief was "Ramario".



 

od on 2001-04-10 15:16 [#00003047]



lolooooololololololol


 

Ross from Can. on 2001-04-11 01:55 [#00003102]



oh, you're brilliant


 

Wizard MaC from your chest or something on 2001-04-11 12:17 [#00003141]



Great stuff mate!
Why don't you make a track with these lyrics?



 

Wizard MaC from cookie drum my cookie on 2001-04-11 12:27 [#00003144]



BTW, I've made a site with stuff like that, written by me
and some other guys.

BUT, the site is in Dutch and I don't update it much and
it's got some errors, but I don't give a $(^#Y( about that.

People still interested? The adress is
ZININONZIN.CJB.NET



 

hexane from Melbourne on 2001-04-11 12:40 [#00003147]



yes, i think this has beeen talked about before - teeth, you
and a speech generator could go a long way...


 

wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-11 13:02 [#00003153]



Hexane I have started to make some tunes with such words
incorporated, I will send you a cd whence complete.

Wizard M – I will check out you site now, my Dutch is not
great but I will try. You might like to check out my site

http://www.geocities.com/wizards_teeth/

Wizards T


 

Wizard MaC from Donkey CAlx on 2001-04-11 13:27 [#00003155]



Hands up for Wizards Teeth.
Your site roks!
I've just read some of the stories and they were very
funny!

And now, in this tiny tiny inspirative moment, I try to
express myself in english, right here, right now:

The pinguins were flying over the
hills, carrying strawberries and melons.
The Fruity Man asks for a cup of tea,
but I disagree.
Because he remembered me
that his son is a flee

What about creating a topic, just to let people on this site
express themselves
in words? Could be very funny!


 

hexane from inside a leopard's right ventricle on 2001-04-11 17:49 [#00003182]



thanks teeth - i look forward to it


 

hevquip from horse's foot on 2001-04-11 20:07 [#00003191]



yes, random thoughts are fun and entertaining indeed and
someone should start a topic for them. i have a collection
of some of my own at www.geocities.com/inspector_43/ as well
as a few pictures. a collaborative website might prove to be
interesting...


 

wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-12 08:34 [#00003263]



Hevquip - I like the style of the site.

Lets make a web site.



 

od from australia on 2001-04-12 15:12 [#00003297]



wivs teef
you rock man
werent you gonna add links to your site or something?
i used to write loads of bits and pieces about corn tilt and
face falling off and sand is pouring out of my ears etc
etc.... im too old now, at a mere 18.
rawk on bruv!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-07-04 09:24 [#01265546]
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fav+


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-07-04 09:27 [#01265547]
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i dont know why but your name made me smile wizard :)


 


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