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are you santa claus? |
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no no, no way. no fetish! you weirdo. i like it cause it shows a lot of good things even though it's such a horrible situation. |
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and yes, i am satan claus. why must you ask, you fool. |
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and stop jerking off to my av you guys!!! hehe |
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ow *makes a relieved sound (don't ask me what it sounds like)* i for a moment thought you were mentally disturbed :D |
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that's funny. |
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o well santa claus is not good to the children of the world.why don't you bring a present to the children of iraq.that's because you're bad.coca cola invented santa claus.BABBO NATALE IN ITALIAN. sorry guys i'm not feeling very well. |
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maybe you should do some research on santa claus. why aren't you feeling good? no presents today? |
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it's not funny, i almost cried y'know! ..man i'm going nuts here; "vsnares-higgins..." cd is spinning here drives me insane .. err.. well, i like it though :D |
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o sorry because the dialogue here with SANTA CLAUS was very good but i gotta call my girl. only 5 minutes.i'm pretty stoned. |
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almost cried? hm.. |
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goes from jerking off to crying.. *passes the tissues* |
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what are you favourite musicians, nr from 1-5? |
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what's jerking off? |
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'jerking off' is when you have nothing better to do with your time, so you expolit yourself |
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that's giving yourself a hand ;-) |
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could someone give me a hand..? |
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exploiting yourself? hahahaa... god forbid. |
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How much will you pay for it ;-) |
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not you fool!!! ;P |
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well i like a lot of different musicians.. to narrow it down to five is hard but ill try. boards of canada aphex twin dose one , cLOUDDEAD soso autechre, squarepusher, recyclone buck65 portishead radiohead, sole oups |
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do you want me to give youy a hand? |
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err... well.. eheh boy it's hot in here ain't it..? *gets a head like a fresh tomato* you..? well.. ..i dunno really.. it's kind of.. you know.. embarrasing for me i mean.. everyone's watching :\ it's not that i don't like you really .. ..but.. well.. err.. *runs away* |
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don;t be a slut, or i'll fight yer! *bitch fight* (jus joking girl...) |
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Morton's a prude.. a frigid prude! hehe I was kiddin' , I ain't no slut... you a girl too diastole 1? I hear we're rare around here... :) |
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ooh catfight CATFIGHT! |
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nah, ima love not a fighter . |
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jerking off=jacking off? |
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im a lover.. err |
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:o) yeah, i used to spend a lot of my time on this internet thingy....oh, those were the days...had a few boyfreinds from the phobiazero escort agenices, but they were all shitheads...well, one was... *blows raspberry and truns into one* |
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you can say jerking off too. |
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lol@diastole |
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i am the one one and only...1984...hmm, that makes you 19...hey, i'm 25 on easter monday...i want cards, lots of nice funny cards please...and get afx to come over to my house in his birthday suit so i can squirt him with cream and get the neighbours cat to lick it off...oh go'on, ill let the next doors dog lick it off too... |
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oh dear... im actually 18. |
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well, that'll do...who cares appart from me? it's only coz it's my birthday coming up and i feel like it is just everyone making a habbit out of making it a big thing....i hate b/days... i want to put a couple of glacie cherries on afx's arse after i have put the cream on....lol...what fun that would be, and have funny little man playing in the back gorund...picture, go'on, it's not a sin...(i think) i am being kicked out very shortly (out of the library, so) ... |
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*screams from far away* hey!! i ain't no prude! i am.. .. ..well.. i'm like ..just like.. er.. no prude! got it?! or do you want me to get really angry?! :) :P |
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library, what are you doing there? you really have some weird thing going on with afx hey? sounds intriging. |
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i want you to get REAL angry!! oh please please please! it'll be so much fun. you prude-boy! he he |
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i'm 21 for a day now :) |
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what? what the devil are you on about man!!! anyone would think you wanted to attract some sort of attention! oh, fekk, i am bored shiteless 5hite .F3ck ar5e going for a dribble in a pint with a bunch of over aged PHd undergrads...(it's not exciting) i want boring, boring old people who are actually quite interesting...maybe they are, but need a screen to be interesting, i think all you are fab, and that... love you, AND DON;T FORGET JESUS LOVES YOU, AND HIS GOD IS HIM... get your head around that! |
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congratulations, morton *has his popcorn now, still waiting for morton to get angry..* |
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Morton have you been passing around the little blue pills again? |
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*swallows one of Morton's blue pills and waits for him to get angry aswell* |
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you girls frighten me :\ *giggles* |
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*makes diastole throw up and puts duckt tape on ehr mouth (she had too many)* |
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i demand you put on track 2 OF kid a by radio head...DO IT!!! DO IT NOW.... THINK OF ME, AND SAY A LITTLE PRAYER..... JUST SAY, "please lord, help jojo(diastole1) to have a good life in your name and JESUS christ..amen good night, god bless you all *squishy hugs and bright sparkley eyes* |
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seems like I was dead on... |
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*imagining a girl not capable of screaming for a minute* pass me that tape corrupted-girl! |
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uhh.. oh i should get angry now ey? err, well ok then let's get this over with: there we go: DAMNIT ALL OF YOU! I AM REALLY MAD! I AM FUCKIN' PISSED NOW AND... ..sorry.. sorry i can't do this, i'm not good at this 'damn where are my blue pills?' |
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diastole ate them all |
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