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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-10 13:13 [#00003040] | |||||||||
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This is my new reporting style. I have recently discovered the wonderful world of the percentile. My daily reports shall now be displayed in the following format : 1.Smelling Phil Collin's breath 26 % of day 2.Painting Kettles Green 11.5 % of day 3.Making Lee Bowyer masks 10.26 % of day 4.Proposing to Lead 13.65 % of day 5. Knitting gloves for Oasis 8.36 % of day 6. Slam dunking 15.79 % of day 7. Inventing Cludo 10 % of day 8. Inventing Judo 4 % of day 9. Baking cakes for Johna Lomu 0.44 % of day |
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od on 2001-04-10 15:11 [#00003045] | |||||||||
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so now mexico is 7 and 50% stephen hawking heads? |
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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-10 15:34 [#00003049] | |||||||||
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correct sir od |
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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-10 15:34 [#00003050] | |||||||||
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correct sir od |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-04-10 19:05 [#00003056] | |||||||||
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Damage Report: Inital assesment indicated massive hemoraging in the left hemisphere of the brain belonging to Wizzards Teeth; Taking all appropriate procausions I insisted on a dangerous but nescessary opperation which involves hi-tech alien technology to repair damaged brain matter; It was my hope that the regenerating matter would also open up previously dormant areas of the subject in question; While I must say I over estimated the effects of alien implement, I am still proud of the radical change in brain functioning, It appeared that a creative part of the brain that was in the hemoraged region was repaired and now opened up a gift on word play. And thusly we have given back to the world a healed poet in Wizzards Teeth |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-04-11 09:59 [#00003129] | |||||||||
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the moral of the storie is eat your vegetables to avoid brain hemoraging |
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wizards teeth from Inside a Kangaroo on 2001-04-11 10:16 [#00003131] | |||||||||
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That is were I have been going wrong. I have not been eating vegatables, I hiring people to climb up ladders and drop vegatables on my head. I have seen the error of my ways and this shall now stop. My cortex will improve. See ya |
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Glitch from New Zealand on 2001-04-11 12:37 [#00003145] | |||||||||
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may I recommend Carrots, good for what ails ya, full of vitamin C and Karitine, which makes you go orange if you get to much : ) |
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Tori Spellng on 2001-11-05 15:00 [#00048698] | |||||||||
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I like carrots. |
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