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Earliest childhood memory.
 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-09 11:17 [#00039634]



Time to delve deep into the long term memory of the Aphex
Twin Commnity!

Whats your earliest childhood memory? *First thing you
remember*

This could be good or just a pile of boring sentances about
babys toys!

:D


 

dead baby on 2001-10-09 11:45 [#00039643]



dying.


 

phiz from Amsterdam on 2001-10-09 11:47 [#00039646]



getting bit by a fuckoff big rat when i was 3, walking into
the front room with it hanging off my finger and my grandad
twatting it with a spade.


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-09 11:49 [#00039647]



*very tastful*

Mine was Sitting in my front garden and this massive Afgan
hound came up to me, pushed me over, then started sniffing
me. I think I found it funny. I was about 2.

{I'm also glad some posted something! I knew you would say
something |REFLEX|! Good man!}


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-09 11:59 [#00039653]



I remember being lost in hampton court maze when I was 5.
That was fairly scary coz at that age... I hadn't learnt to
stay still and you can hear everyone throught the hedges. I
think I heard my mum at one point but there was no way she
would be able to get to me. I got out of the maze and
wandered round outside while my family were still in it.
They came out late but thats all I remember. I dont even
remember what they did when they saw me.


 

|REFLEX| Edmonton, Alberta, Canada from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-10-09 15:15 [#00039713]



the oddest childhood memory i have was when i was five years
old and i was gang raped by four men who were supposed to be
my mothers friends. five hours of having my rectum ripped to
bits.



 

Trafe on 2001-10-09 15:32 [#00039716]



I thought there was some reason why you are such a cunt! Ha
Ha!


 

Bruce LaBruce on 2001-10-09 15:47 [#00039725]



Having sex with that dead baby.


 

|REFLEX| from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-10-09 15:49 [#00039726]



Ha. my clones seem to be out in force.


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-09 16:23 [#00039743]



i remember sitting in a pile of ants and also having a man
wink at me on tv. i believe i was two. i believe i can
remember the coast of where i was born also, and visiting a
man at his office once too, both events under the age of
one.


 

Bruce LaBruce on 2001-10-09 16:26 [#00039744]



You were part of a child porn organization on the coast,
perhaps.


 

)mWmM)w...wMw...w(MmWm( on 2001-10-09 17:56 [#00039773]



I liked this "discovery zone" or something, some kid science
place. They had a huge replica of an ant maze and you
crawled in there and couldn't find your way out again. And
there was a huge rocketship play toy at our park like 5
stories high and I was too scared to come back down.


 

Carl on 2001-10-09 17:58 [#00039775]



Roasting the family pet in an oven and joining the whole
family in the gracious meal.


 

Narkotic from California, USA on 2001-10-09 18:07 [#00039784]



I remember using one of those pop off coke can pieces and
sticking it into a wall socket...shocking the shit out of
myself... never did that again!


 

)mWmM)w...wMw...w(MmWm( on 2001-10-09 18:36 [#00039789]



How did you manage to stick that little thing into both
prong holes simultaneously??


 

Narkotic from California, USA on 2001-10-09 18:37 [#00039790]



actually..now that I think about it it wasn't a coke top but
instead a paper clip i believe...


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-09 19:18 [#00039799]



i hate childhood, particularly because i'm no longer in it.
i wish i could've remain there. life didn't suck then.
reminiscing is such a horrible thing to do. it makes you
hate where you are. as a wish, when i die, i'd like my soul
to go back to childhood.


 

Baron Von Picklefoot from The Baron Got a new computer !!!! on 2001-10-09 19:53 [#00039801]



I remember taking a bath as a small child and somehow got a
"G.I. Joe" stuck to my dick ! My mother came running into
the bathroom to pull it off of me and I was left to explane
myself! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN! P.S. REMEMBER I'VE BEEN DOING
THIS FOR TOO LONG SINGING THE SAME SONG THIS IS ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE HAPPY MOMENTS NOT MENT FOR ANYONE!


 

re di vider on 2001-10-09 21:39 [#00039814]



my first memory is of me drinking water out of a green
plastic mug and holding it in my mouth. then i looked at my
mom and said "look, mom, i'm chewing my water!"
i used to beg my mom every day to take me to discovery
place, the local hands-on science museum.


 

redi vi der on 2001-10-09 21:39 [#00039815]



err holdin the water in my mouth not the mug.
hehe


 

Quoth from Berlin on 2001-10-09 21:48 [#00039817]



Mine is when I was about two years old and I could walk. I
was outside playing with my balls and basketball, and I saw
this big fucking spider... I yelled to my dad to kill the
thing, b/c it scared me half to death. He squashed the
spider as thin as paper :)


 

Quoth from Berlin on 2001-10-09 21:50 [#00039818]



I didn't yell, b/c I didn't know how to speak quite then,
but I did point at the thing... it's interesting remembering
such stupid shit. I also remember the first time I could sit
down at my piano and play my first song I ever learned.


 

thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-10-10 02:08 [#00039867]



i remember giving my stuffed animal a bath when i was five.


 

od from perth on 2001-10-10 03:55 [#00039879]



rolling down this hill in my old backyard when i
was....2..?
it was sunny...and something about a spider being in my
sandbox thingy.


 


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