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What my life is for ? Nobody knows. I can't hear the answer As the wind blows. Maybe i'm just blind You can tell ? Or did i lose my mind As i fell. Where am i going to I can't see. The only thing the mirror shows Is Me. Maybe that's a test Will i pass or fail ? Come on my friend Show me the trail. |
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Cause it is very friendly. A friend is my dog. |
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i did a poo on the loo and showed it to you thats what i do because i want to some call it a numberr 2 woo hoo |
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nice :) |
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the wise man once said, "nobody gives a fuck if your dad smites yer balls." but i told him my dad cares. |
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thanks man, i like yourrs too. |
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the fact i made mine an hour and you yours two minutes makes you the better poet... |
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i once saw a man who had large lofty shoulders that i could climb onto and wait until my dad passed me by. his name was bruce. |
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the body of an adult is warm and comforting, i feel safe when my dad is near by. |
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johnathen crispybuttzcheaks was treading through the gray clouded sky one day when he noticed a small potato lying on the ground, so he bent over and picked it up. the potato turned out to be my dad and he gave me a godly striking to my balls. |
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sangen kylmä. olisipa höyhenet ja ilmakerros voisin lentää, jos olisin lämmin. ha i don't write poetry in english. sorry guys. |
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one cat, two cats, thee cats, four cats. one dog, two dogs, three dogs, four dogs. its raining cats and dogs. -my dad, circa 1942. |
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do you have a problem with your dad ? |
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yeah but some would arrgue yourrs has been carrefully crrafted, but if anything mine looks like the betterr of the two. |
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what is boards of canada ? - slow hard thought what is squarepusher ? - swift soft flesh what is aphex twin ? -both |
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i stole this poem....it's kind of a remix |
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stole frrom who, the masterr of shit poems, ooops thats me literrally shit poems |
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i'm also a comical genius |
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i see |
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A Sasquatch Squashed Underfoot By a Bigfoot Yet Is not as Big as a Yeti |
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i'm a total crap in english poetry... I've been asked by a friend what's Autechre, he inquired I looked it up in it said, "autechre is like cars talking to each other in darkness" |
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hark, I kaka-eth on your fac-eth but alas I am not happy but alas I am a sad turtle How many generations would it take for an exoskeletal creature to evolve into in ... uh endoskeleton creature? Only, thee, god thee in the heavens above shalt know for thy knowledge is infinite like the sea like the air like the bagels of giant bagel manufacturing plant. no no, like an entire planet filled with said manufacturing plants. but hark the dying turtle speaks in a tongue unknow to man listen do you hear? crying do you hear? bitterness why? (a giant purple rose slowly drifts across the stage to the left, while crocostimpies ride alligators to the right) *the curtains close* |
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*ahem An Exercise in Power by Gabriel E. Klau A leech crawled up my leg, Such a filthy and odious thing, And attached it's jaws to my groin, A minor but irritating sting, Out of curiousity I let it drain, While watching with childlike wonder, That vital fluid from my veins, Into it's squalid white chamber. When it was red and plump, And had drunk as much as it could, I decided I would dispose of it, By flexing the pride of my manhood. It gave a short and unaudible scream, Before exploding into a crimson flower. Whose petals soon vanished, ...Washed away by an indifferent shower. |
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... gross, I saw a real leech once. They're evil little bastard worm creatures. They attack sticks when you put them in the water. I don't want to think about dear lips. |
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I went swimming in a gorge one afternoon and discovered one the size of a thumb sucking on my ankle. I literally had to yank the fat fucker off of my skin.. Have you ever had a mosquito land on your upper arm and flexed your bicep? |
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I had the opportunity to once but then I remembered that I don't have any bicepts. I'm pretty sure the mosquito will have to pop though because it's sucking apparatazumsizzle gizmizzle haas to suckabizzle for chizzle |
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Cancer likes you. It attaches itself to you. Just go ahead and brush your teeth. Everything will be fine. Don't think about it. You'll never understand. |
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wow. i see that some users are verrry gifted |
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A small picture, a footnote And they don’t pay attention Although I look deeper still Into your ambiguous intention You label yourself inept and without Feelings and a common sense After being viewed so many times They look past the deserved reverence Your colours dark and significance unknown To most who take the passing glance If they stopped and see what I always saw They would give you your chance To shine through their world of menial tasks To out do your ‘better’ sibling The creative stars and the luscious knowledge Are just yours for the plucking If they stopped and stood in awe like me You would shout aloud Your wisdom, courage and knowledge That makes your creator proud |
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Strange patterns of light make me almost lose my wit That's it |
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it rhymes. |
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I think Key_Secret's is the best so far. I haven't been touched like that in a while. |
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oo-er!! etc. |
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Hey! leeches are nice. I put one on my shoulder, and it sucked on it so hard I couldn't get the slimy thing off for about a minute! Then it just fell off, all fat and satiated. Cute! ^ ^ |
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