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offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:30 [#00615652]
Points: 419 Status: Addict



Yes I am.
Say hullo fluxy wuxy.
Cut out eyes in a brown paper bag. Put it on your head, now
look in the mirror.
Thats me.
Say hullo fluxy wuxy and you will notice I sound just like
you.
I like corn and cooked stuff that tastes brown and smells
purple.
My dog hates me. Bites me evertime she sees me. The Bitch.
So now the only food she gets to eat is bits of me.
I am running out of legs.

Please take off the paper bag off your head.
You are you again.
Thank you for your time.
Donations of sparelegs for my dog will be appreciated.
To contact me just put on that brown paper bag with cut out
eyes again, and say Hullo fluxy wuxy again.
I will become you.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-03-25 13:31 [#00615655]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i read a magazine called flux once


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-03-25 13:32 [#00615656]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



hullo fluxy wuxy ....allright are ya?


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:33 [#00615659]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to hobbes: #00615656



Ask your self.
I am you now.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 13:33 [#00615661]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



sorry i cant help you with the dog problem, i get legless
myself sometimes ;)


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-03-25 13:34 [#00615662]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



your ok i tell myself...


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:34 [#00615663]
Points: 419 Status: Addict



I walk on raw stumps, and it has nothing to do with alcohol.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-03-25 13:34 [#00615664]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



where is me picture?


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:35 [#00615667]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to hobbes: #00615662



You are OK too, I tell you in your voice :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-25 13:36 [#00615669]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



-_- Zzzzzzzzzzzz


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:37 [#00615671]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to hobbes: #00615664



My Photographs never come out. I am strange that way. All I
get is blurry negative space.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2003-03-25 13:37 [#00615672]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



ha ha! ...i made that accent up....


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:38 [#00615674]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to virginpusher: #00615669



I understand.
Pushing Virgins around is hard work.
Especially those midgets ones with half formed limbs.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-25 13:39 [#00615679]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to FLUX: #00615674



At least someone understands! :D


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 13:40 [#00615681]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to FLUX: #00615674



you mean badgers?


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:41 [#00615682]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to virginpusher: #00615679



I understand Everything. My head hurts all the time from so
much understanding.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-25 13:42 [#00615684]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker | Followup to FLUX: #00615682



hello ;)


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:43 [#00615686]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #00615681



No those deformed ones that can only travel on a home made
cart. You have to push them around for their Yoga
appointments.


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-03-25 13:44 [#00615689]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



All right, listen up crack heads. This is important. I don't
care how you act at home, but when you come here, you show
some God damn respect!

-P


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:44 [#00615690]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to Jarworski: #00615684



Hello, have you got a spare leg for me?


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:45 [#00615696]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to Paco: #00615689



I have that too. A cracked head. I am a mess. Thats why
the brown paper bag is my best friend.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 13:50 [#00615701]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



you have to give respect for the people who make those, i
tried makign a brown paper bag out of paper and brown
substances with creative folding, didnt turn out too
good....


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-03-25 13:52 [#00615703]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



hi flux, my name is eXXailon, but my mom calls me eXX


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:54 [#00615708]
Points: 419 Status: Addict



I have no choice. Itried wearing masks, but they have a
strange reaction to my skin. They come alive and melt into
my skin, and become a permenant part of my face. So now my
face is layers and layers of masks that became skin. I am
sure there's a Bill Clinton and a Marilyn and a Gene Simmons
and a Creature from Black Lagoon in there some where.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:56 [#00615711]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to eXXailon: #00615703



Hello eXXailon.One of these days I may become your mom and
will call you eXX too.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-03-25 13:56 [#00615712]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



you're not the same flux that hangs out on twelvestone.com
are you?

either way.. hi there!


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 13:59 [#00615717]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to epohs: #00615712



I maybe in some point in my life but not until now. If
there is already a Flux there then I must not hang out
there, which is a shame.It looks like a nice place.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 14:04 [#00615723]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



you can travel through time?!?

of cource you can, you were in back to the future, powering
the time machine.....


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 14:13 [#00615732]
Points: 419 Status: Addict



I never implied that I can travel through time..... yet.
It's a secret project and I prefer to keep mum about it, but
I guess the name Flux is a bit of a giveaway.

Anyway I was refering to all the cheap masks that I bought
from the party shop and ended up fused with them.

I will now place a picture on my account. It is not me,and
it's the wrong kind of mask, but for reference sake this is
the best I can do.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-25 14:18 [#00615740]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



Hello Skyfarmer!

(Sorry, but I just had to say something very evil. After
all, this is my 666th post!)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 14:20 [#00615748]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Polynomial-C: #00615740



trying on masks, changing names...makes sense


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 14:25 [#00615758]
Points: 419 Status: Addict



Sky farming is over rated.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-03-25 14:44 [#00615810]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag



Less Skyfarmer and more Rancid Milk, I'd say...


 

offline rarndaraki from from from from (United States) on 2003-03-25 14:50 [#00615833]
Points: 1833 Status: Regular



oh and this!


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 14:55 [#00615847]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to Ophecks: #00615810



Rancid Milk is undrinkable.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-25 15:22 [#00615932]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to FLUX: #00615847



no its not, trrust me, its drrinkable, but thats not the
prroblem.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-03-25 15:38 [#00616000]
Points: 419 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00615932



You two rr's freak me out.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-25 15:48 [#00616037]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



you mostly get used to it, mostly.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-25 15:49 [#00616039]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



personally, i kinda like the two r thing.
wish i'd thought of it first.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-25 17:05 [#00616274]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to WeaklingChild: #00616039



me too!


 


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