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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead? (I have no source or author of this writing. A friend of mine got it in his email...quite funny though) |
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mahahahahahahahahahaa!!!! i'm cracking myself up....ahahahah....isnt this just the funnyest topic ever!!! whahahahaha!!!! fuck it |
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roaim? |
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roaim? (?) what? |
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I did this topic ages ago =op I'm guilty of the remote controll one myself |
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(GIVE ME A MOMENT TO RECOMPOSE MYSELF) Nice one Junktion! First topic to ever distract a whole office here... :) |
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argh....I hate when I post something somebody posted before....*climps down of chair, into mousehole* |
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amusing mr Junktion |
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ahah nsounds like jean marie bigard stuff a french comic when you go to the restaurant and they ask you "is it for eating?" "no no its to play fucking tennis bitch !" ahah and when you finished the meal "have you finish?" "well actually i was thinking about eating the plate too and continue with the table sucker!" |
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