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you know any crazy real-life persons? Let's share some experiences and memories from the past and the present... |
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i listen to aphex twin, im crazzzzzzzzzy |
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ah, i remember ol' crazy marlowe... sad really. he always insisted he was bill murray. nice enough guy, just a littl *makes crazy finger gesture* "CUCKOO!" |
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I bet there are some really weird persons on this msgboard. "Weird" (not normal) is not necesseary something negative... I wish more people could understand that. Individuality! =) |
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its ok, key... we understand. would you like to talk about your feelings? (gets out tape recorder and notebook) |
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people often call me weird... what do people have to do to become weird |
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be themselves |
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that makes me a wacko then i think |
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They all seem crazy to me. |
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"normal" is just a word meaning "what most people do/are". It's just a stupid word too many think about. You can make any groups of people. You can mace a group of 10 people somewhere, and if most of them enjoy molesting children - then that's normal. (check [in Swedish]) |
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my point was. Normal doesn't mean good or bad. It depends on the situation. |
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Yeah, there's this 80ish year old guy that hangs around downtown wearing makeup and a long purple overcoat, always seen with some 40ish gay guy. He'll put on a dress and dance on the boardwalk sometimes in the summer. And there's a guy that looks like Mr. Bean that always walks up and down this street by my old high school, talking to himself and picking fights with people, some of which are real, some of which are not. He's always holding a plastic grocery bag with nothing in it. And there's your standard issue senile old men that hang around stores getting high of aerosol cans. I also saw a midget on a bike once... but only once. Maybe it was just a bad dream. And then there's me. |
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A friend of mine made a rotten egg to throw at some fuck we didn't like. He poked a hole in the top and left the egg by his radiator for a week. Every morning he would wake up and reach as the smell hit him, he poked at it seeing how it was getting along and it cracked a little so he put sellotape around it. When it was done he brought it around my lair and was all like 'look at this... look how light it is' and started throwing it up and catching it only to drop the bastard. It rolled over the floor so he gasped and dived for it picking it up and thanking god it didn't break, but as he looked at it close it popped open right up to his face in his hands and he got the full impact of it! He ran off belching loud as his body spasmed to vomit and I ran off the other direction to the toilet as I was having trouble not pissing my pants laughing at him. But maybe you had to be there. I have all the detail in my mind that this text lacks. }:> So does he count as crazy? He just does shit like this. |
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There was this guy at the hospital who gave himself points. He said he had stayed inside the whole day and that he then got -100 points. But he said that didn't matter cause he was +5200 points. He said he got a lot of points for solving a crossword (I think). |
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Far too many to mention |
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this guy is crazzzzzzzzzzzzy |
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no one i know is crazy enough... ' _ ' but i heard someone i know was skating on the street, turning his back to the people in the street because he was pissing at the same time. knowing him it wouldn't surprise me much - i would have liked to see that! |
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im weird, ask anyone i know. they will pretend not to know me, Thats how weird i am. |
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no crazy people around here...just plain stupid |
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There is a guy who hangs around Chelmsford station dressed in a flouescent green jacket and talks into a ciggarette box, he pretends its a mobile He is commonly known as jungle poo because of the way he smells |
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I'm crazy, I see people who aren't there, just like John Nash :P I'm aware they're not really there though. |
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There's a cool old bloke who hangs around Nottingham city centre playing a small xylophone. Actually, to say he's playing it is an overstatement, he just seems to randomly hit it occasionally. Very minimal. |
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My friend used to stand behind those drive thru box things were they take your order and pretend to be the guy taking peoples order, and really confuse the hell out of people.....especially when the real order taking guy would start talking |
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=) hehe |
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Xylophone? You realize this could be the next Aphex..... now he just has to learn to make up strange track titles and he's ready to make Selected Ambient Works III |
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Hmmm, perhaps he just needs a good manager? ;) |
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Theres a guy in Southend who "sings" in the middle of the town center with mp3's of pop songs playing on a little amp and he tries his damndest to sing but it comes out like a wet fish Theres also another guy who is in a wheelchair and moves it using his feet (kinda defeats the object of a wheelchair, but could be back trouble) And of course Essex is full of rudeys, fucking psychos |
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that is really unique |
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I beat myself in the face hard quite often, because it pisses the subway passengers off very much I'm the weirdest person I've ever met, yet retaining mental health and purity of the soul |
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Im weird because I listen to electronica.........or so people say |
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my friend's girlfriend, whom i'm used to talk about here, may be a strange real life person, but its teasing me really much. so this friend was gone for a language trip to Maltes. and we kinda hang out its a long story officer... but now that he's come back, i cant really talk to her the same way, and see her, its disturbing me, see i really like my friend very much, an hard trance fanatic is an hard thing to find for a friend (he's a cool real life person) and i dont wanna develop that shit further, coz im also really attracted by his girlfriend. she might tell that she doesn't care, thats bullshit. anyway...today ..thats incredible. i go out to post a letter, and on the way, i think i see her car, on a parking lot, in front of my house, i pass near the car, look inside quickly, and i dunno why, trick of the light or wathever, i m not so sure thats her, and i go post my letter. on the way back, i look again, im almost sure that was her, but couldn't think about doing a shit, i mean what is she doing here??? is she totally insane?? god if she wants me she better tell it to her boyfriend first...cant she understand it hurts me for my friend? damn she might well be the weirdest real girl i met...and ive met very few! that was a long post lala |
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damn what a messed up situation Good luck with that whole thing |
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yes the kind of shit i cant even understand myself... love is for the rich people i guess |
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haha I agree with that!!! |
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I know LOTS of crazy people. I've had a few as boyfriends, even. seriously. My longest relationship was this graffiti, skater, raver which started in '94 (he didn't seem insane at first). Anyway, it was EXTREMELY difficult, and very damaging to me. He was like Dr.Jekyl & Mr.Hyde, 2 personalities. He would just sprint off into the city for no apparent reason. He would often disappear for a while. And come back talking about being chased be people, and something about butterflies. He would break up w/ me about every coulple days for almost 2 years, but would always come back. Later, well after I finally ended the dysfunctional relationship, he would refuse to masterbate/ejaculate, because he said it causes one to loose too much "Chi", he would have wet dreams a lot then. BUT if one had to come, he recommends eating cheese and other dairy products. His (illegal)drug use didn't help matters. He was eventually institutionalized. I have LOTS more stories to recount about other crazy ppl I know, too! |
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he would refuse to masterbate/ejaculate, because he said it causes one to loose too much "Chi", he would have wet dreams a lot then. BUT if one had to come, he recommends eating cheese and other dairy products that was the man of your life methinks :D |
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share your stories... |
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hahaha, some of these are pure gold |
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well... Ok, the guy I went out with right before him, in '93 was a hippie-raver. He was a real Dead Head, y'know following the Greatful Dead around...anyway at one show, he took 21 hits of acid, and that kinda did some permanent damage. He tried to kill himself in his highschool computer room. He later moved several thousand miles away to Vancouver, and, last I heard he was dumpster diving for food, and refusing to bathe, saying it was his civil right not to. |
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hippie-raver its like jean-baptiste, double names are usually not working |
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The hippy guy and I had a hippy friend that later ppl in the rave scene would refer to as "Jesus" 'cause he'd always go barefoot. He won a BIG sum of $ , for being hit with a car I think, and spent it ALL on drugs, mostly LSD. Supposedly he did a SHEET (100 hits) of acid at one time! He was really out there. I still have his nipple ring around here someplace. |
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a sheet? ! holy fucking shit |
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Share more stories! How come you know all these people, btw? the US rave scene can't be that weird... (I've heard it's gotten worse) |
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drugs fuck people up big time.. my cousin's totally mental now.. |
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My friend Alan is an orphan. He would sit in the dark listening to CBC radio, play chess, and read. He dressed EXACTLY like an elderly man even though he was a teen, and moved and spoke like one. One day he tried to kill himself in his apartment. He stabbed himself in the chest, tried slitting his torso from top to bottom, and slit his throught 4 times, partially severing his tongue. The scars are unreal! Not long after that, he jumped off a bridge downtown, but a girl jumped in after him and saved his life. He still has no memory of that. |
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On the Green line train in Boston which I took to College each day, from time to time I'd see this guy. He would have a paper or magazine and be reading ever-so intently. One day I was standing and he was sitting and I noticed inside his paper he was looking at porn. Everytime I saw him from that point on I looked, and sure enough he was always "reading" porn. Who the fuck has to be looking at porn all the time? There were tons of people going to work who didn't even know. |
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What the flugbudu...? Do you know anyone who isn't morbid/drugged to death ? |
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I think it's coincidental that I know so many crazies, but I realise that I am attracted to more unique characters. I have always been repelled by ppl who are too normal. I just feel more comforatable around non-normals. |
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that story was more scary than fun... but share more stories if you got some in your pocket! |
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Ok, a used to share an apartment with this big fat techno DJ. I'm afraid to use his name in case anyone recognises this, but he's been around since the late '80s. He was intitutionalized, and jailed for a little while. For what, I will not write here, but it's really really bad especially considering who he commited this crime against. try to guess (NOT me). Anyway, he claims to have no memory of it, and that he was completely delusional at the time due to not sleeping for 3 days and drinking a bottle of vodka. But anyway, he is a bit off, and notoriously annoying. Although he is possibly the most "connected" person in Canada, in terms of the world of techno. I have met many A-list techno guys thanks to him, and have photos to prove it. |
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