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wizards teeth on 2001-09-29 12:25 [#00037790]



I was naughty at the start of summer, I swore at a shoe.

Scenario:

Me - "Hey shoe you are a c*nt"

Shoe - "Hey I tell your mother"

Mother - "Right you twat, I am going to lock you in your own
atrium for three months, hence you will not be able to wear
your bikinis that you have purhcased"

I recently wrote a love letter to Richard Whitely from
Countdown:

Dear Richard,

You are fat, lets go to the pictures and eat meat for six
hours.

I then realised I am not Gay, Richard Whitely is Russian and
I accidently addressed the letter to a bag of salt instead
of Monsoir Whitely.

No need to Panic, I have managed to invent some new methods
of cooking onions:

1. Stare at onion for three minutes, shout "JESUS" then spit
at Nelson Mandella.

2. Balance onion on head for duration of the entire series
of Home and Away, then turn head 34 degrees left rotate 67
degrees at hip and kiss some wool.

MC Hammer / Elkie Brooks = 4 + Knife

This proves that George Michael is French.

Hot water and ice make noises if you prepare salads during
D-Day celebrations. Hip flasks are nice presents for old
people, don't get one if they have just had a hip
replacement, they may be offended.

Hello Dolly Parton, are those real or am I seeing imaginary
Benny Hill factories?

Oasis please start to sing more songs, my Parsnips are
wilting.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-09-29 13:03 [#00037800]



Pardon Monsoir ?


 

BEANZ from http://darkscape.topcities.com on 2001-09-29 13:06 [#00037801]



http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com
darkscape.topcities.com

http://darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com



 

wizards teeth on 2001-09-29 13:21 [#00037805]



can anyone tell me the location of the darkscape web siet
please ?



 

jean-pierre jeunet from mac do on 2001-09-29 13:23 [#00037806]



amélie poulain, c'est la poutain.


 

BEANZ from http://darkscape.topcities.com on 2001-09-29 13:32 [#00037808]



wizards teeth wot do u mean the location???


 

Richard Whitely from um.. didn't quite catch that on 2001-09-29 15:04 [#00037814]



i would LOVE to eat meat with you ... when were how and what
?


 

wizards teeth on 2001-09-29 15:52 [#00037819]



My House

Raw Venison

10pm

Tonight

Be there or be Richard Whitely


 

Herbie on 2001-09-29 15:57 [#00037821]



Man, you're cra-aaaa-zy, you're nuttier then a carpet snake.


 

Baron Von picklefoot from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-30 00:16 [#00037854]



Hmmmm It seems I have gone blind some how ???? I think I
will start a band and play the shoehorn!THE BARON HAS
SPOKEN!


 

od from perth on 2001-09-30 09:17 [#00037921]



hahahahaaha you almost made milk pour out my nose with that
mr teef.

youre hilarious!

whats your URL, again?

Keep it under your hat etc....


 

TheUnbelievableHolyFuckBall from UU on 2001-09-30 11:08 [#00037928]



WORD TO THE WISE

TOCOS ARE COMPLELETLY AND UTTERLY INSANE! BE WARNED

I am the inventor of remote controlled hat wear. I got the
idea from a rubix cube made from wet grass

if anyone would like to purchase Marge Simpsons wardrobe
(pearls included) the price is 150 gallons of carrot juice.

I am a proud sponsor and associate of pizza crust and UU
(Underwater Underwear)


 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from Ardmore on 2001-09-30 17:30 [#00037966]



boneless chicken and vegetarian pasta is the work of the
devil

unkle fucker

unkle kracker is a disgrace to white people, shoot in him in
the street please


 


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