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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-29 12:25 [#00037790]
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I was naughty at the start of summer, I swore at a shoe.
Scenario:
Me - "Hey shoe you are a c*nt"
Shoe - "Hey I tell your mother"
Mother - "Right you twat, I am going to lock you in your own atrium for three months, hence you will not be able to wear your bikinis that you have purhcased"
I recently wrote a love letter to Richard Whitely from Countdown:
Dear Richard,
You are fat, lets go to the pictures and eat meat for six hours.
I then realised I am not Gay, Richard Whitely is Russian and I accidently addressed the letter to a bag of salt instead of Monsoir Whitely.
No need to Panic, I have managed to invent some new methods of cooking onions:
1. Stare at onion for three minutes, shout "JESUS" then spit at Nelson Mandella.
2. Balance onion on head for duration of the entire series of Home and Away, then turn head 34 degrees left rotate 67 degrees at hip and kiss some wool.
MC Hammer / Elkie Brooks = 4 + Knife
This proves that George Michael is French.
Hot water and ice make noises if you prepare salads during D-Day celebrations. Hip flasks are nice presents for old people, don't get one if they have just had a hip replacement, they may be offended.
Hello Dolly Parton, are those real or am I seeing imaginary Benny Hill factories?
Oasis please start to sing more songs, my Parsnips are wilting.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-29 13:03 [#00037800]
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Pardon Monsoir ?
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BEANZ
from http://darkscape.topcities.com on 2001-09-29 13:06 [#00037801]
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http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com darkscape.topcities.com
http://darkscape.topcities.com http://darkscape.topcities.com
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-29 13:21 [#00037805]
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can anyone tell me the location of the darkscape web siet please ?
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jean-pierre jeunet
from mac do on 2001-09-29 13:23 [#00037806]
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amélie poulain, c'est la poutain.
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BEANZ
from http://darkscape.topcities.com on 2001-09-29 13:32 [#00037808]
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wizards teeth wot do u mean the location???
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Richard Whitely
from um.. didn't quite catch that on 2001-09-29 15:04 [#00037814]
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i would LOVE to eat meat with you ... when were how and what ?
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-29 15:52 [#00037819]
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My House
Raw Venison
10pm
Tonight
Be there or be Richard Whitely
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Herbie
on 2001-09-29 15:57 [#00037821]
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Man, you're cra-aaaa-zy, you're nuttier then a carpet snake.
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Baron Von picklefoot
from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-30 00:16 [#00037854]
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Hmmmm It seems I have gone blind some how ???? I think I will start a band and play the shoehorn!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!
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od
from perth on 2001-09-30 09:17 [#00037921]
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hahahahaaha you almost made milk pour out my nose with that mr teef.
youre hilarious!
whats your URL, again?
Keep it under your hat etc....
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TheUnbelievableHolyFuckBall
from UU on 2001-09-30 11:08 [#00037928]
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WORD TO THE WISE
TOCOS ARE COMPLELETLY AND UTTERLY INSANE! BE WARNED
I am the inventor of remote controlled hat wear. I got the idea from a rubix cube made from wet grass
if anyone would like to purchase Marge Simpsons wardrobe (pearls included) the price is 150 gallons of carrot juice.
I am a proud sponsor and associate of pizza crust and UU (Underwater Underwear)
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Quadrapelegicrobotikev
from Ardmore on 2001-09-30 17:30 [#00037966]
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boneless chicken and vegetarian pasta is the work of the devil
unkle fucker
unkle kracker is a disgrace to white people, shoot in him in the street please
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