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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-01 18:59 [#00576178]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I've had a bitch cold for the past few days. My sinuses are
stuffed with like half dried rubber cement.

For two years every time I felt something coming on I dosed
up on echinacea and held it off. Then I ran out and said,
eh, I'll just take vitamin C. Nuh uh.

Anecdotal evidence supports it: echinacea ownz!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-03-01 19:00 [#00576181]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



me too


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-01 19:00 [#00576182]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



true dat


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-03-01 19:06 [#00576190]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



I prefer digital


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-03-01 19:18 [#00576195]
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fuck dat.

hit dat and spit dat


 

offline Psytech from Arvika (Sweden) on 2003-03-01 19:40 [#00576210]
Points: 246 Status: Lurker



listening to alot of cheesy music might help...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-01 19:42 [#00576211]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to elusive: #00576195



on da hiz fo shiz my niz.

jea.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-03-01 19:57 [#00576219]
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SHANK TANK FUCK BANK KANK I AM A WANK TO THE YANK I VANK!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-01 20:09 [#00576228]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00576181



Z: You mean you got a nasty cold, or you mean you swear by
echinacea?

E: BING BOING DING DOING JIM JAM HIM HAM


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-01 20:15 [#00576230]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00576228



zim zam mamma jamma frog stomp tree
dippa doupa poopa scoopa hyman blast 3

echinacea is very useful but i heard only for an on and off
peroid or your body will develop a tolerance to it. Or
that's what i heard.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-01 20:26 [#00576234]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to virginpusher: #00576230



Yeah, I only take it when I get that telltale tickle in my
nose and throat, or when a co-worker is vomiting blood from
its eye sockets.

You ever smell a cold coming on? Sometimes I can just smell
it coming. It's a coppery, fleshy bloody smell.

Saddam saddam ho haddam,
Ivanna wanna go goddamn,
Groin grin carnal sin,
Shirley!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-03-01 20:33 [#00576244]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00576234



1: that tickle is a pain in the ass because you know that
it's best friend is trouble and if you don't watch your back
it's gonna kick your ass especially in winter time.

2: The smell of a cold developing is retarded. I don't wanna
smell that even though i know what your talking about. It's
wierd how the body works.

3:

beam fast catch throw
stupidassraverswithmouthsthatglow
run hide triangle hash
stuidyieldsigni'llkickyourass
window face roman numeral four
iwashikingonatrailandgotcaughtinadoor


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-03-01 20:36 [#00576253]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



nasty cold


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-01 21:01 [#00576296]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



sorry. i'd rather not be in bed with a virus.

;)


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-03-01 22:59 [#00576373]
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FUCK!

IM HOME
WHOLLY SHIT.

HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN LIKE TWO DAYS, GOD DAMN.

DO I TAKE A SHOWER FIRST, CATCH UP ON SLEEP - FROM THE PAST
3 DAYS OF STAYING UP STRAIGHT, OR DO I GET SCATTERNET BACK
UP AND GET THE FTP GOIN'.

YOU DAMN RIGHT, I GOT THE FTP UP 1ST
THEN FOOD

THEN SHOWER

THEN

AND DENNN

AND DENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SL33P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:: retires ::


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 02:10 [#00576442]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



Damn bugs. My computer is sick, and I think I caught it as
well. Fuck here I am with a half healed leg, and my throat
starts itching, wonderful..... Oh and elusive: you lucky
bastard, I cant get showers cuz my leg will probably open up
if it gets soggy! I have to wash myself with a rag (at least
its not on a stick)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-02 02:15 [#00576444]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker | Followup to Job a boj: #00576442



you got a broken leg too!!! welcome to the club!!


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 02:21 [#00576445]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



Wee! How did u break yours? I got a new joint in my shin by
having a guy land on my leg whilst I was in mid air. We were
sliding on an innertube and hit a ramp. I had the whole
Compound Fracture Experience! Broke both bones (tibula and
the fibula i think they r called). Tibula (or shin bone)
came out for a visit!


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-02 02:24 [#00576446]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



I jumped out of a moving car for no apparant reason,

as you can see, my leg is pretty fucked up now


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 02:28 [#00576448]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



lol i like the explanation on how that isnt actually the
x-ray. Looks like they put more stuff in your leg. I've got
a metal rod going up my whole shin boe with pins on the top
and bottom to keep it from revolving. I was sad about the
pins, as I could probably have done some cool Hack moved
with a spinning foot!


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 02:30 [#00576449]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



Do you have a cast now? They made me buy some sort of bionic
moon boot device for my leg....


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-02 02:39 [#00576455]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



yeah, I've got a cast, but I'm slowly picking away at it


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-02 02:46 [#00576459]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



i'm weird that way. i never really feel unwell, but when i
do, i dont go to the doctors or take anything for it.
it usually just goes away. i've never even broken a bone
before. if i did i think i'd freak proper!

but i dont jump out moving cars or anything.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 02:52 [#00576461]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



En freeking out doesnt help much. I just cursed on everyone
in the hospital. They told me to bite the blanket, but i
just yelled fuck a few times.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-03-02 02:54 [#00576463]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



oh, i forgot. i do have a scar above my right eyebrow from a
football accident.
i think thats all i ever had.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-02 03:21 [#00576474]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



I calmly laid down and explained to everone that I broke my
leg, no screaming, no panicking, just a calm moment of pain
and discomfort. half the people there didn't beleive I broke
my leg at first, then the saw that my foot was out on a 45º
angle :(


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 03:40 [#00576480]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



Lol, well i wuz cursing when the doctors were doing some
stupid procedure where it looked like they were trying to
push the bone back in my leg, not too fun to experience


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-03-02 04:23 [#00576505]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



I spent a good couple of minutes trying to convince them not
to cut my shoe up to get my foot out,

"just pull it off"

they didn't listen though, and when I get back on my feet, I
won't have any shoes


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 04:35 [#00576513]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



lol i wuz the opposite. My food hurt so much when moved, and
I had a boot on, i was telling them to cut the boot off, but
they just yanked it off.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 04:35 [#00576514]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



uhh food = foot


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-03-02 05:08 [#00576535]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



I HATE HERPES


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-03-02 05:11 [#00576536]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



HERPES IS fucking annoying and there's no cure for it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-02 05:20 [#00576541]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



i have a "need to be blown" nose everry morrning, that
neverr used to happen. i would blow my nose once in a blue
moon, but now, its always full.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-03-02 05:26 [#00576547]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



"need to be blown"

sounds great :D


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-02 05:29 [#00576551]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00576178



i just had a thought, how about we all become half human
half computerr, that way we can walk into a shop and get
ourr virrus errased and then download some new anti-virrus
softwarre, and all is good.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-03-02 05:42 [#00576565]
Points: 498 Status: Regular



Yeah minus the whole process. Imagine how painful that would
be, getting microchips and what not put into your body.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-03-02 07:40 [#00576662]
Points: 1112 Status: Addict



read "anasthesia for dummies"


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-02 07:43 [#00576664]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



echinacea's great =oD

I used to call it Belamy juice cause my bottle had a picture
of David Belamy on the side !


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-02 07:46 [#00576666]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



weee!! WE'RE ALL SICK!!!!

i like being sick because i don't work i just stay at home,
take medecine, cough, get a headache and write silly
messages!!! isn't that sweet!!! : )


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-02 07:51 [#00576668]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00576551



I think there'll be a convergence of information technology,
medicine and nanotechnology in the coming decades that will
lead to scenarios sort of like that but probably far beyond
anything we can imagine.

This guy has some interesting thoughts on the subject.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-03-02 07:51 [#00576670]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to pOgO: #00576664



Belamy juice.... was it...... salty?


 

offline uzim on 2003-03-02 07:54 [#00576672]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



eew.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-03-02 08:14 [#00576698]
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hehe, it tasted like dandilions and spiders =o.


 


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