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Indiana Jones
on 2001-09-27 22:03 [#00037285]
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Shut the fuck up, bitch. No more news will be reported.
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Junk Steve
on 2001-09-27 22:09 [#00037288]
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And yes, Reflex, we know they claim to have found Osama Bin Laden. And we too have a television, dumb fuck.
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Barrett, Syd
from T Dot on 2001-09-27 22:47 [#00037292]
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is this true? i've been reading all day... haven't turned on the tv yet today and couldn't be bothered to do it now as i'm currently lazy.
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 22:51 [#00037294]
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i hope it's true. that's all i'll say.
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Barrett, Syd
from T Dot on 2001-09-27 22:53 [#00037295]
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pay per view exection is being organized that will climax with bin laden being lethally injected. it will feature nsync, destiny's child, blink 182, and a ton of other guests.... carson daily and joan rivers are hosting. it's gonna be a hoot!
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 22:54 [#00037296]
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awesome. i hope michael jackson is there too. it would really help his comeback.
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Richard D. James
on 2001-09-27 22:57 [#00037297]
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Michael Jackson would probably molest Osama and mess it up again.
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 23:00 [#00037298]
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but then osama can focus his attacks on the neverland ranch and not the rest of us americans.
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Barrett, Syd
from T Dot on 2001-09-27 23:02 [#00037299]
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michael jackson jokes are only lame now.
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Barrett, Syd
from T Dot on 2001-09-27 23:13 [#00037315]
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Ummm? is that all you have to say for yourself reflex? ummm? COME ON YOU SLAGS! LETS PICK IT UP!!!!!!!
the world needs a real project mayhem.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:18 [#00037323]
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It is reassuring to know you can make a topic, anytime of the day, and Reflex will reply less then 1.5 hours later.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:21 [#00037328]
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You woke up when a topic was posted on this board....... interesting.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:22 [#00037329]
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Carry on your daily activities and I will continue to study, I'm trying to be as unobtrusive as possible, we want to study you in your natural habitat, this messageboard, as you are.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:27 [#00037332]
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Hmmm, so the subject considers the message board his "work" (label#43), and has fantasies about venturing outside in a "Car" (label#44). Interesting.... +NOTE: Subject invited me (psychologist John Whitman) into his fantasy world.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:29 [#00037333]
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+NOTE: Subject rejected idea of another being entering fantasy world (A#1). Stating "fantasy vehicle" (Tag#1) is "full" (Sag#1).
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-27 23:32 [#00037334]
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Sorry guys, it's just your all so fucking stupid sometimes I can't stand it. it's not your fault.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:34 [#00037338]
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Psychologist John Whitman notes the last was not subject, but perhaps clone (Tag#2: drsuckmycock). We're moving into topic 2 as it appears subject is having an argument with someone who refered to his suggestion as "boring."
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antagonizer
from afghanistan on 2001-09-27 23:35 [#00037339]
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you don't have a job, you have an allowance from your mommy you little bee-itch. yeahhh
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:35 [#00037340]
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Subject appears confused, arguing, the subject becomes incoherent.... interest.
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-27 23:37 [#00037343]
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What the hell is my problem!? I clone me and then I want to make fun of the fact that you have a life!? That you have a job and a car!? Where does that leave me? Probably nowhere. But I cant say because I dont know. I dont know shit.
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Barrett, Syd
from T Dot on 2001-09-27 23:38 [#00037344]
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why do people keep saying i follow reflex around?
sure, we're gay lovers, but that's where our relationship ends.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:38 [#00037345]
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+NOTE: Subject claims the messageboard (habitat) is life, mental job (Tag#3) is unconfirmed. Subject appears to be expressing hostile tendencies when confronted with the idea that subject has no "life" (Subject A#565: Suggested Infer).
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:41 [#00037346]
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Subject reveals source of income (Tag#4: Mother) without question. It has become quite apparent that subject is aggitated, it appears the subject's "fantasy world" (Sag#1) is coming apart.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-27 23:41 [#00037347]
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Patient's overreaction gives an obvious view of how paranoid he is about the validity of his/her life. Notice how he assumes having a car and job qualifies as him having "a life." Yet doesn't everyone? Even the lowliest child pornographer garbageman has a job and car. Interesting...
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:42 [#00037348]
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NOTE: Subject, once again, claims to own a "fantasy vehicle" (Ext#24) that can transport him around habitat: messageboard, to and from topics.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-27 23:43 [#00037349]
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what, sir Whitman, do you suppose this fantasy vehicle to be? A television? a hallucination? A dream? Masturbation?
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:44 [#00037350]
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Well, goodmoring, Dr Carl Jung, excellent note, shall we continue....
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:46 [#00037351]
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"Fantasy vehicle" (Tag#4) appears to be some sort of psychological element, reffering to as phsyical, the subject claimed the "Fantasy vehicle" (Tag#5) transports him to and from topics.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-27 23:46 [#00037352]
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yes, let's...do you suppose are subject is still maintaining there is a "clone" of him out there? That this doppelganger of sorts has taken over his identity?
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hevquip
from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 23:48 [#00037353]
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perhaps there is no clone, but a severe case of dissociation?
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-27 23:49 [#00037354]
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I would assume you are correct.. you see this subject hates himself so much he must "get out of himself" so to speak... hence, "the clone"
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:49 [#00037355]
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Well, through observing, I believe the clone is a figment of the subject's imagination; often using the idea of a clone as a scapegoat: placing blame, wrong, other. The subject often turns back to the "clones" (Tag#6) when it is revealed subject does not leave habitat.
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[REFLEX]
from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on 2001-09-27 23:50 [#00037356]
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FUCK YOU GUYS. GET THE FUCK OFF MY MESSAGEBOARD
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:53 [#00037359]
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Yes, exactly, the "clone" (Tag#4) is everything the subject wants to be; clone: brilliant, funny, amusing, all those around the "clone" (Later-state) appear to love. Yet subject frequently places blame on clone for loss of life, impaired, decreasing stimulation encountered in habitat...
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:54 [#00037361]
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NOTE: Subject appears to have broken into experiment chamber, we are arming ourselves with stun guns and preparing for a invent involving subject, a cigarette, and a mechanical seagull.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-27 23:57 [#00037364]
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Such hostility I've never seen before... One message he is "not getting pissed" and the next he is "PISSED."
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-27 23:57 [#00037365]
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Subject appears highly aggitated. He feels we have violated his habitat, we will not stand down, the experiment must continue (Quote#2).
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-28 00:01 [#00037367]
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it's interesting, patient notes his doctor as stupid, yet he can's spell "extremely" correct. I do not know what to make of this...
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:02 [#00037368]
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Subject is attempting to interact with experimenters, seeking physical contact which subject could otherwise not find.
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jbc
from NYC on 2001-09-28 00:03 [#00037370]
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Actually [REFLEX], it is extemely funny. it's great to watch you cry like a baby. Everyone knows what an asshole you are. look at every thread on this board and you'll see someone ripping on you because you post everywhere and make yourself look like a retard every time.
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Sigmund Frued
from f on 2001-09-28 00:04 [#00037371]
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I have figured him out. He is sexually repressed from his mother not embrasing him with love in his anal stage of development in childhood. This could explain why he has dream about killing his boss and masterbation. Stop by my office and we'll do so heroine and smoke a cigar while I psycho-analyse you.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:05 [#00037373]
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NOTE: Subject will retort by claiming "clones" (tag#4) ar to blame for people finding displeasure in subject.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:07 [#00037375]
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NOTE: Subject applauds our work. Experiment continues.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:11 [#00037377]
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Subject refers to our names as "fake" (Tag#7), inciting that the name "lREFLEXl" is not "fake" (Tag#7). Subject has taken on a Lwnmower Man type stance.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-28 00:12 [#00037379]
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But what does our patient "believe" if he does not believe in his healers? -
The very people that are trying to heal him.
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:15 [#00037382]
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Well, apparently, in a situation like this, the subject lives inside a message board, believes Bill Gates to be "God" (Tag#8).
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Sigmund Frued
from f on 2001-09-28 00:18 [#00037383]
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You seem to be fixated some problems from your childhood. These problems seem to have be carried on in to adulthood as feelings of anxiety or exaggerated fears.
When you were five you desired you mother and wished to destroy your father, am i correct?
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-28 00:18 [#00037385]
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But who knows what he believes? Why would anyone care what he believes?
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John Whitman
on 2001-09-28 00:23 [#00037389]
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It is in the subject's beliefs that we will find the cure, we will then be able to introduce him back into the world, outside, much like a tame monkey. This will be very time consuming and will require much dedication.
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Carl Jung
on 2001-09-28 00:39 [#00037393]
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I frankly don't care that much...I hope he kills himself. I'm gonna go get a vodka tonic.
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