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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-26 21:31 [#00036878] | |||||||||
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so, how do i go at getting one? do i purchase one at a shop? is there a number to call or a company whom i can send a letter to requesting one? honestly though, i'm bored and want to get a girlfriend, so help/insult me with this issue. by the way, i've already acknowledged the fact that i'm pathetic for posting this, so you don't need to bring it up. |
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M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-26 21:59 [#00036882] | |||||||||
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Ask one if she likes aeroplanes. |
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Butch on 2001-09-26 21:59 [#00036883] | |||||||||
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Just ask me. |
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Barrett, Syd from T Dot on 2001-09-26 22:01 [#00036884] | |||||||||
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Shouldn't have cheated dude. Ever notice how when you have a girlfriend, there's so many chances to cheat on her? Fucking everyone wants you. But the second you're single, poof, they're all gone. So I suggest find some ugly chick that will go out with you for sure, and then try to find someone else quickly while kinda going out with this ugly girl. Then hook up with some hot bitch, and dump the ugly one. It's an option.they this theory out. tell me if it works. |
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melody from minge on 2001-09-26 22:31 [#00036890] | |||||||||
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Good in theory Syd, but from experience i can tell you it doesnt work. The "Hot Bitch" knows you dumped your ex for her, so she knows that when she moves onto her next victim and dumps YOU, youll have to accept it. What goes round comes round my friend. Any bird that wants you to finish wiyh your bird for her is obviously insecure and on a power trip and that aint the best foundation for a lasting shag partner . Anyway you wont get a good lass with stoopid foogin games. Jus get out an hav a laff. |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-26 22:36 [#00036893] | |||||||||
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hevquip: how about you don't spend so much time on the internet you ass. hevquip: what?!? fuck you hevquip! i sit in front of a computer all day long at work, so i'm always on. hevquip: well, fuck you anyways. the theory you speak of works in this manner: because i have a girlfriend, or potential mate, it is because of the curiosity they have as to whether or not i have suitable genes for reproducing. the image of me and a female as a couple is projected to other females. this projection says to the other females "because he has a girl, he must have good genes" or, at not such a deep level "hey. there must be something about him because that girl likes him. i'd like to find out what it is." i believe that an ugly girl would only state that i have horrible taste in girls and that i am only able to get "ugly" bad genes, not good ones. ugly girls would turn attractive girls away. |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-09-26 23:11 [#00036915] | |||||||||
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oh hev... you'll need a lot of help if you ever want to keep a girlfriend... |
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melody from moohaa on 2001-09-26 23:11 [#00036916] | |||||||||
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True; so make sure you get seen with GOOD lookin lasses. Claim to have a girlfriend out of town , then just be nice an friendly to top totty (ie. so they dont think youre interested in shagging them..after all you have a girlfriend right?) Because these great lookin birds are round you ,being your friend, other ones will act interested , and when you take the bait, nobody gets hurt! Yaroooooooo! Thats it! |
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melody from mellons on 2001-09-26 23:21 [#00036922] | |||||||||
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Why am i offering suggestions? I dont even have a clue what i'm talking about , let alone advising anyone else. i just re-read what i wrote and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged horse. Theres more to life than worrying about not having a girlfriend. There. |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-26 23:50 [#00036952] | |||||||||
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perhaps i will pay you melody to act interested in me. if i find enough girls to do it, i imagine i'll be spending the same amount of money on this affair as i would on a girlfriend for various other things. perhaps i'll pay you to look for my self esteem instead... |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-26 23:58 [#00036957] | |||||||||
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Hey dude...I'll be your girlfriend. Seriously. I can be a girl for you. |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-09-27 00:03 [#00036965] | |||||||||
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girlfriends are a waste.... just get yourself some fuckbuddies... thats what you REALLY want.. isn't it. |
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Organ Grinder from from my own little phuqed up world on 2001-09-27 00:26 [#00037001] | |||||||||
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Syd has a good point. That's happened to me a lot. I was dumped at my homecoming dance, and had one girl dump me for my best friend, and another tired to OD on aspirin when one of my friends called her a whore, and now she's back on heroin....... so needless to say, i've kind of given up. One of my theories: The people who ignore you are the ones you fall for, the people you ignore fall for you. Discuss. |
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wizards teeth on 2001-09-27 09:19 [#00037114] | |||||||||
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Scenario 1 : ME - "Hey Lady, do you like Aeroplanes?" LADY - "Yes the ones with big wings" ME - "Do you fancy getting married?" LADY - "Yes Ok" Its as easy as that. |
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witch toes on 2001-09-27 09:22 [#00037115] | |||||||||
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Scenario 2: Me: "Hey Ladies, Do you like Aeroplanes?" LADY: "No" The end |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-09-27 18:33 [#00037239] | |||||||||
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hev, i am not sure what you should do. i am not seeing many good options, although the "girl friend out of town" bit seems t work... but then usually the guy that uses that ends up being a porn director and well.. all hell breaks loose.. what am i talking about?? |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 18:42 [#00037244] | |||||||||
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maybe the problem is the girls. too many of them i know of are much too concerned with themselves and what people think of them. where have all the decent females gone? |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-09-27 18:46 [#00037246] | |||||||||
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there are very little, hev..... my BF tells me i am like no other gilr he has met.. i like vintage porn, i listen to Aphex and the like, and i don't really like girls, (ie: i constanly make fun of them)... maybe you can build a profile ofht ekind of gal you'd like, ad then look for one with that.. or..... grab five bucks and head for the biggest intersection in your town, unzpp your pants, but leave the top buttoned, and put the five dollar bill in your zipper. |
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hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-09-27 18:50 [#00037248] | |||||||||
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i'll go do that, but only if you post the bail money to get me out of jail for public indecency charges. my dream girl: must not be comatose, nice rack, tight ass, and swallows. erm, i think i'm going at this all wrong... |
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Chilled on 2001-09-27 19:52 [#00037261] | |||||||||
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yeah,i still gots a girlfriend...trouble is though,she is obsessed with feet..always makin me kiss em...they taste just like anything else...she tryin to dominate meh or something...i cant take it! |
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thanksomuch from planet claire on 2001-09-28 02:01 [#00037414] | |||||||||
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relfex, i am not a lesbo! i am just a bitch... |
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Neo-Hippeh on 2001-09-28 02:54 [#00037420] | |||||||||
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yeah! i cant tellyou how many times ive fucked her/him/it? |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-28 05:02 [#00037450] | |||||||||
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I was a lesbian in college...then I decided that being a non-lesbian male could be fun too. I did not however decide to become a gay male. Sorry guys! thanksomuch: Hi wassap? You dig vintage porn? Whoa! I love you more than ever...oh no is that gasoline on the floor? Cuz you iz on fire baby! Uh! |
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Naphex-Male from Vancouver, B.C. on 2001-09-28 11:00 [#00037514] | |||||||||
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I was being serious babe... wanna cum over? cuz man! |
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a typical xltronic topic, you can find in the archives... These topics don't come anymore... and perhaps, that's a good thing. |
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but while we arre on the subject... i rreally do, it's been too long. i need some good lovin. |
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awww, i'd give you some brown love candypants |
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aww if we all had frriends like you. |
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hahaha |
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i don't want no brown love muthafucka! |
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aren't there any girls who are ringmasters? |
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haha ringmasters, my fave word for people who pot the brown.... ring raiders! u remember ring raiders right? |
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maybe but i bet they have thighs like a horrse forr some rreason. saying that do you think girrls go forr a guy with a big whip, rred coat and top hat on? |
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...and a curly moustache |
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i go forr the rridgid pointy moustache myself |
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sorry... don't remember ring raiders... AP: Yeah some girls certainly get on to that. But I've never tried it myself, as it is not my style really. |
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Hevquip....that whiny bitch...what happend to him |
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ring raiders were small toy plastic airplanes that attached to a plastic ring you wore on your finger and ran around flying it, i think it's a good name for bummers too |
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hes popped in a few times the past week hes busy you whiney bitch |
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LOL. get some! hahaha... nothing better than getting real drunk and acting like a moron in front of a bunch of ladies. they'lll eat you up ROFL. ;0 |
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