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wizards teeth on 2001-09-26 14:24 [#00036757]



1.

Put a microphone inside a loaf of bread with a crusty outer
coating.

Then smack the outer layer of the bread with a baseball
bat.

Record the sound and use it to dance to.

2.

Put a microphone next to an egg and hit it with a golf
club.

Record the sound and dance to it.

3.

Boil some crabs and record the sound.

I believe they cry / scream during the boiling period



 

recycle from drukqs on 2001-09-26 14:40 [#00036762]



when i was in jr. high school my mom made lobster.........
they do sqeel when you put them in boiling h2o...
poor lobsters.........
i hope nobody puts me in boiling h20.


 

Ceri JC on 2001-09-26 14:58 [#00036765]



Whilst looking after my niece she wanted to play a game
where one person went out the room, the other person made a
sound, recorded it and then the other person had to guess
what they did by the sound. The only one she did that I
couldn't guess was putting the mic in the bottom of a bin
full of paper then hitting the paper!

Throwing really bloody meat onto a kitchen surface makes a
pretty sick noise too.


 

fOrTkNoX from ANALOG IS KEY... on 2001-09-26 15:44 [#00036783]



whisper funny stupid shit into the mic...then pich it down40
precent and reverse it.....
fun shit in the back ground of songs.....


 

rF from noodle stronger on 2001-09-26 15:58 [#00036789]



all i can say is:
household appliances

...gotta love the sound of a microwave put through pitch
shift, distortion and ring mod... or the sound of a toaster
popping up looped so closely that it makes a high pitched
noise..


 

dr. daisyland on 2001-09-26 16:14 [#00036798]



lobsters and crabs do not scream when placed in boiling
water, they do not have the vocal chords to perform such an
act. the 'screaming' that you bunch of uneducated twerps
refer to is nothing but air escaping from the lobster
exoskeleton
under great pressure.


 

wizards teeth on 2001-09-26 16:36 [#00036802]



Sorry about that, I did not know this was a Biology exam


 

wizards teeth on 2001-09-26 16:40 [#00036805]



Anyway how do you know.

Can you talk to crabs or lobsters ?


 

melody from mohican on 2001-09-26 16:49 [#00036807]



crabs do scream. its a fact. i dont think lobsters do
though. but they fart pretty loudly . i always get my
lobster to crawl un-noticed under peoples legs when i take
him for walks around the supermarket. Then he lets rip real
good! You should see the looks on their faces


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-09-26 18:00 [#00036816]



PINCHY !!! noooooo, *sob, Sob*


 

Not MDMA Rodent on 2001-09-26 18:03 [#00036817]



Pinchy was a bad lobster. Let it go.


 

Not MDMA Rodent on 2001-09-26 18:37 [#00036828]



The sound of cracking knuckles is excellent to dance to.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-26 18:45 [#00036832]



I can't wait till I get a working microphone for my new
computer. I have a question... do you just use a super long
cord on your microphone when connected to the computer to
go, say, outside to record a cricket chirp... or do they
make them wireless or something...
I'm still not used to the twisted reality of living by
killing and eating the bodies of other living things, like
Pinchy. I wonder if on another planet, there exists a life
form that acquires energy in a peaceful only way, like from
the sun. It wouldn't matter at all if the phenomenon of pain
hadn't evolved.

t

j


 

Gl;itch from New Zealand on 2001-09-26 19:02 [#00036834]



like sucking energy from the universe ???

isnt that even more evil though ? damn.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-26 21:56 [#00036881]



Hmmm... I don't think so, but you could be right. At least
the suns rays don't feel pain when they are put to use by
plants in photosynthesis. But the poor deer or whatever that
is pulled into the lake lips first by a huge crocodile does.


 

evolume from seattle wa usa on 2001-09-26 22:22 [#00036889]



what about killing and eating the bodies of plants?
what about eating fermented foods? are bacteria ok to eat?
is it ok to feed my dog meat? is it ok to feed my dog dog
meat? is it ok to feed my plants meat then eat my plants?
what if i eat the leaves of a venus flytrap? or a pitcher
plant? do bugs have a soul? can i eat meal worms? what if
there are fly larvae in my salad? what if there are fly
larvae in my ear? what if the plant i eat was grown on land
that was an animal's home? my computer is running on
electicity provided by a dam that is hurting salmon. can i
eat salmon if i use a computer? do fish have a soul? do sole
have soul?

my stomach has chemicals to digest meat. therefore i have
evolved to eat meat. the humans do not have enough stomachs
to digest cellulose... plants are cellulose. should i stop
eating plants? if a pig has a soul is it a moral creature?
if the pig eats pork does it violate a moral code?
oh umm what was the topic? uhh me eating meat sounds tasty.


 

Cerijc on 2001-09-28 11:00 [#00037513]



RE: lobsters
It is a pressure based noise they make, like steam from a
kettle, but it does sound like a high pitch scream/squeal!


 

Baron Von picklefoot from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-28 11:37 [#00037545]



My crabs wont stop biting me OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!THE BARON
HAS SPOKEN!!!


 

Ceri JC on 2001-09-28 11:42 [#00037546]



See how you are rewarded for your promiscuity baron, ha ha!


 


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