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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-26 14:24 [#00036757]
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1.
Put a microphone inside a loaf of bread with a crusty outer coating.
Then smack the outer layer of the bread with a baseball bat.
Record the sound and use it to dance to.
2.
Put a microphone next to an egg and hit it with a golf club.
Record the sound and dance to it.
3.
Boil some crabs and record the sound.
I believe they cry / scream during the boiling period
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recycle
from drukqs on 2001-09-26 14:40 [#00036762]
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when i was in jr. high school my mom made lobster......... they do sqeel when you put them in boiling h2o... poor lobsters......... i hope nobody puts me in boiling h20.
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Ceri JC
on 2001-09-26 14:58 [#00036765]
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Whilst looking after my niece she wanted to play a game where one person went out the room, the other person made a sound, recorded it and then the other person had to guess what they did by the sound. The only one she did that I couldn't guess was putting the mic in the bottom of a bin full of paper then hitting the paper!
Throwing really bloody meat onto a kitchen surface makes a pretty sick noise too.
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fOrTkNoX
from ANALOG IS KEY... on 2001-09-26 15:44 [#00036783]
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whisper funny stupid shit into the mic...then pich it down40 precent and reverse it.....
fun shit in the back ground of songs.....
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rF
from noodle stronger on 2001-09-26 15:58 [#00036789]
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all i can say is: household appliances
...gotta love the sound of a microwave put through pitch shift, distortion and ring mod... or the sound of a toaster popping up looped so closely that it makes a high pitched noise..
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dr. daisyland
on 2001-09-26 16:14 [#00036798]
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lobsters and crabs do not scream when placed in boiling water, they do not have the vocal chords to perform such an act. the 'screaming' that you bunch of uneducated twerps refer to is nothing but air escaping from the lobster exoskeleton
under great pressure.
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-26 16:36 [#00036802]
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Sorry about that, I did not know this was a Biology exam
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wizards teeth
on 2001-09-26 16:40 [#00036805]
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Anyway how do you know.
Can you talk to crabs or lobsters ?
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melody
from mohican on 2001-09-26 16:49 [#00036807]
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crabs do scream. its a fact. i dont think lobsters do though. but they fart pretty loudly . i always get my lobster to crawl un-noticed under peoples legs when i take him for walks around the supermarket. Then he lets rip real good! You should see the looks on their faces
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Gl;itch
from New Zealand on 2001-09-26 18:00 [#00036816]
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PINCHY !!! noooooo, *sob, Sob*
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Not MDMA Rodent
on 2001-09-26 18:03 [#00036817]
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Pinchy was a bad lobster. Let it go.
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Not MDMA Rodent
on 2001-09-26 18:37 [#00036828]
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The sound of cracking knuckles is excellent to dance to.
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M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M
on 2001-09-26 18:45 [#00036832]
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I can't wait till I get a working microphone for my new computer. I have a question... do you just use a super long cord on your microphone when connected to the computer to go, say, outside to record a cricket chirp... or do they make them wireless or something...
I'm still not used to the twisted reality of living by killing and eating the bodies of other living things, like Pinchy. I wonder if on another planet, there exists a life form that acquires energy in a peaceful only way, like from the sun. It wouldn't matter at all if the phenomenon of pain hadn't evolved.
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Gl;itch
from New Zealand on 2001-09-26 19:02 [#00036834]
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like sucking energy from the universe ???
isnt that even more evil though ? damn.
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M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M
on 2001-09-26 21:56 [#00036881]
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Hmmm... I don't think so, but you could be right. At least the suns rays don't feel pain when they are put to use by plants in photosynthesis. But the poor deer or whatever that is pulled into the lake lips first by a huge crocodile does.
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evolume
from seattle wa usa on 2001-09-26 22:22 [#00036889]
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what about killing and eating the bodies of plants? what about eating fermented foods? are bacteria ok to eat? is it ok to feed my dog meat? is it ok to feed my dog dog meat? is it ok to feed my plants meat then eat my plants? what if i eat the leaves of a venus flytrap? or a pitcher plant? do bugs have a soul? can i eat meal worms? what if there are fly larvae in my salad? what if there are fly larvae in my ear? what if the plant i eat was grown on land that was an animal's home? my computer is running on electicity provided by a dam that is hurting salmon. can i eat salmon if i use a computer? do fish have a soul? do sole have soul?
my stomach has chemicals to digest meat. therefore i have evolved to eat meat. the humans do not have enough stomachs to digest cellulose... plants are cellulose. should i stop eating plants? if a pig has a soul is it a moral creature? if the pig eats pork does it violate a moral code?
oh umm what was the topic? uhh me eating meat sounds tasty.
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Cerijc
on 2001-09-28 11:00 [#00037513]
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RE: lobsters It is a pressure based noise they make, like steam from a kettle, but it does sound like a high pitch scream/squeal!
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Baron Von picklefoot
from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-28 11:37 [#00037545]
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My crabs wont stop biting me OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!
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Ceri JC
on 2001-09-28 11:42 [#00037546]
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See how you are rewarded for your promiscuity baron, ha ha!
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