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fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 01:19 [#00036542]



personally i love the sound of scandinavian chatter

then in some respects french is also up there


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 02:00 [#00036575]



right on brotha


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 02:06 [#00036583]



bogdan inspired japanese accent - english

Oh yeah .. hte french thing would have been referring to a
number of recent threads regarding .. namely porn.

Yeah french is a bit, wanky or something ?


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 02:08 [#00036584]



Although on second though the hairy stuff doesn't really um
..

Slavic accents in english are nice also.. especially when
they get enraged and start shouting "fuck-kink kant" and
that sort


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-09-26 02:09 [#00036585]



more homosexual than wanky.

Mère homosexuelle d'ami de frère de vache!
Je suis fromage, mon père.
Oeufs dans les cheveux pour la bibliothèque de livre de
soeur.


 

chris from u!l73q on 2001-09-26 02:11 [#00036587]



hell, no...

i have some french friends and it's quite cool listening to
them describe beats in their own tongue...
(don't forget richard's girl is french)

what i like most about languages is people expressing their
deepest emotions verbally and that'll come across in any
language....

i think we all have subjective experiences of fun with
'foreign' friends

it's only human


 

chris from u!l73q on 2001-09-26 02:13 [#00036589]



bien sûr, ton tête est fromage, garcon...

ta geule


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 02:15 [#00036591]



mmmhhh.. sounds quite camp alright


 

Loogie on 2001-09-26 02:41 [#00036615]



hearing Italian girls turns me on. very seductive.


 

M.........mM(mMm)Mm.........M on 2001-09-26 05:13 [#00036667]



The giraffe... it's really long and black. Or the
woodpecker, it's totally cool how it evolved biologically.
It goes up in the skull through the left nostril or
something.


 

Arnold Schwarzenegger on 2001-09-26 05:19 [#00036669]



I like the accents of Germans speaking English. Did you
know, women can have their vagina, sortof, amputated.


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 05:44 [#00036675]



you mean female circumcision .. ? or like .. um .. some
other medical procedure

you know that guys can get vaginas! "vaginoplasty" - and the
prostate gland is modified to act as the clitoris to still
produce sexual climax!


 

Spider Man on 2001-09-26 05:50 [#00036677]



Not female circumcision, like amputation, sortof. Say like
cancer, then they remove the woman's vagina.


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 07:53 [#00036687]



oh yeah ..

i've heard of a woman that had cancer in that region and
after the operation found that she was excreting faeces via
her vagina ... doctors got is mixed up!!!


 

\/\/ooƒer_Attack¹ ² ³ from Milan on 2001-09-26 08:00 [#00036689]



Loogie: Yeah, Italian's girl are cool but I prefer the
spanish language, it's very nice.

\/\//\\/\/ooÆ’ER______________________________________


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-26 10:30 [#00036705]



Everyone knows that Spanis his just Italian with a lisp.


 

Archrival from NY on 2001-09-26 14:00 [#00036752]



I dont like german but Italian is pretty nice.

Swedish sounds like somebody singing.


 

M35ca1!n3 from New Reflex site on 2001-09-26 15:30 [#00036776]



My tongue is best!
My girlfriends can confirm it!
:D


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 15:34 [#00036778]



remember licking like a cat drinking milk is a no no !


 

M35ca1!n3 from New Reflex site on 2001-09-26 15:39 [#00036781]



and what do you advice to me?
:D


 

fluffy bunny on 2001-09-26 15:52 [#00036784]



well .. i mean, by all means - you know

but its all about the frequency/vibrations innit?

ofcourse, there is the slight possibility that we are
talking about quite different aspects of the tongue ? -
perhaps not though


 

M35ca1!n3 from New Reflex site on 2001-09-26 15:59 [#00036790]



But i can give advice to all people on this board :D :

When you introduce your partner to cunnilingus, go softly.
Kiss the outer lips of her vulva without inserting your
tongue.With the tip of your tongue lick at her clitoris very
gently. Just use your tongue so you don't smother the
clitoris and deaden the sensation. Don't forget while you
are licking that you can use your hands to reach up and
caress her breasts and her nipples. After you have
stimulated the clitoris, part her outer lips with your
tongue and insert your stiffened tongue into her vagina. At
this point, you can carefully hold the outer lips apart and
run your tongue tip back up to her clitoris. Lick it softly
and steadily until she becomes more aroused. The persistent
rhythmic licking of your tongue tip on her clitoris is what
will eventually bring her to an orgasm.

You can increase your partner's pleasure while you are
licking her by inserting one of your fingers into her
vagina. This can deeply increase her pleasure.

Keep licking the clitoris for about 15 minutes. It takes a
woman a lot longer to orgasm than a man. This is where
stamina becomes very important.

Once she becomes very excited, its important to keep a
steady consistent movement. This can assist her in reaching
higher levels of pleasure



 

dronox from www.dronox.com on 2001-09-26 20:31 [#00036853]



1) Icelandic
2) German
3) Japanese

bjork makes me smile.


 

Space from Sweden on 2001-09-26 21:21 [#00036873]



Im sweeeedish =)

BTW, has anyone found the hidden message in "hy a scullyas
lyf a dhagrow" ????


 

zetre on 2001-09-26 21:26 [#00036875]



I like swedish.
I am Swedish.
Ja.
Hej då!


 

Loogie from UK on 2001-09-27 00:04 [#00036969]



Woofer: I had a girlfriend from Ferrara. She was HOT. I
could listen to her all day.


 

\/\/ooƒer_Attack¹ ² ³ from Milan on 2001-10-05 15:45 [#00039094]



I understand you because the girls from Ferrara are very
nice!

\/\/Æ’


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-05 16:33 [#00039099]



latin is maiora


 

hevquip from a giraffes throat on 2001-10-05 16:37 [#00039100]



do drunk irishman count for this topic? they sound damn
awesome to me.


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-05 16:37 [#00039101]



My favourate is
1: Chinese
2: Japanese
3: Swedish (singing)


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-10-05 16:38 [#00039102]



D'ya liike deggz?


 

balthus from europe on 2001-10-05 18:39 [#00039116]



french
japanese
bulgarian
english-english


 

Muira Puama Dlrow on 2001-10-05 22:13 [#00039140]



Bulgarian sounds ubercool. Strrroovska!


 


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