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my girlfirend has just gone to australia for two months, and i need suggestions for what i should do to keep myself busy, cos i dont want blisters on my palm or to go blind. any suggestions on a good way to kill two months???? |
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masturbation is totally healthy. |
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"what to do" is a line from a syd barrett song....from the song "milky way" I believe. |
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buy a half ounce every week. |
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try to knock a tree down with your teeth thatll keep you occupied |
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self improvment is masturbation |
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My girlfriend is a line from "if you were my girlfriend" by prince. |
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australia is a line from "australia" by the manics |
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bill hicks is dead too |
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blind is a line from "goin' blind" by kiss |
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i'm bill hicks and I'm dead now |
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a friend of mine did this trick to call for free to his girlfriend in spain: he would call to a free phone number, like some company's 24-hours service line. then he would pose as one of their employees trying to reach an other employee. when they asked for the number, he gave his girlfriends number. he talked for atleast an hour a day or so |
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Eat an aeroplane like that French guy did. |
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Is that really a Manic Street Preacher song? I saw an advert for Australia, and thought it was them, and wondered what their motivation was. |
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It was one of their stadium arena anthems that they nicky insisted on writing after Richey cacked it. It was shite. |
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Well I don't like them anyway, so yes I agree it was shite :) |
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plan a nice surprise for her for when she comes home. That'll keep you ocupied, give you something else to look forward too and garuntee you a shag |
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shag as many women as you can while you have the chance. |
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I swear, I'll keep my hands to myself when she comes 'ere..... joking buddy ;) |
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Fantastic suggestion neetta! lol ;p |
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buy 2 turntables, mixer and learn how to dj. maybe you will like it. |
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*bump* well, my girlfriend is back after two whole months in oz on thursday. you ain't gonna see me on this board for a while...... but in a while after i have finished using her body for a few days i'll be back. and it will be easier to type too, cos the blisters and hairs on my palms will have dissapeared.... CAN'T WAIT, MUST SHAG WOMAN!!! |
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u dawg |
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You stole my word! |
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trrue dat |
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Just stop right there... otherwise one day you'll awaken to find my hamster ass up in yo' grill. |
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so what did you do the last two months? |
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And bob... give her one from old Xammy. |
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