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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-14 13:47 [#00555363]
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My molecules are vibrating so fast I'm starting to become insubstantial and sink through my chair. Didn't the Flash used to have days like this?
And it was only instant coffee bah humbug.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-14 13:49 [#00555366]
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or you are severely anally retentive, absorbing chairs etc.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-14 13:54 [#00555372]
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That's quite normal in interzone, isn't it?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-14 13:57 [#00555381]
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maybe its that old piece of cheese you ate you found under the cooker
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-02-14 14:04 [#00555391]
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Caffeine is not good for your body. Drink some herbal tea (without ginsing), I am trying to switch from coffee to tea,
unsucessfully
:^/
I JUST NEED MY FIX!!!!!!
BLAARRRRRG!
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2003-02-14 14:06 [#00555392]
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and avoid that kava kava tea extract....
something with kava kava in it + alchohal = no fun
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-14 16:14 [#00555512]
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SILLY QRTER THERES NO CHAIR IN MY BUMBUM
Polly-see, the concept of normal does not exist in interzone.
Dobbin, eating old food is no joke. This one time I ate some pan scrapings the next day and spent a week spray painting the porcelain.
woops m. mouse's warning comes too late, I've drunk 1.5 beers and now I feel jittery and slobby at the same time
I'm melting I'm melting
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-14 16:20 [#00555517]
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"This one time I ate some pan scrapings the next day and spent a week spray painting the porcelain"
oh I've done that.
I was sitting in bed, with a bucket between my legs, watching a reality-show on tv and puking puking my guts out.
quite witty, I thought.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-14 16:28 [#00555523]
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Oing!
Since getting a cast iron pan I have learned The Pan Discipline, kinda like the water discipline in Dune:
Before using the pan the next day, pour some oil in and scrape it after it starts emitting greyblack clouds of smoke.
DO NOT EAT THE SCRAPINGS YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY. Touch them with your fingers if you must.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-14 16:30 [#00555524]
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beep beep!
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-02-14 17:23 [#00555551]
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high doses of caffeine give me headaches
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-14 17:29 [#00555556]
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if i don't have caffeine, thats when i get a headache
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