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offline nanu from neverland (Switzerland) on 2003-02-10 15:19 [#00549750]
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"i'm better off alone" :D


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-02-10 15:19 [#00549752]
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why don't you post a pic of you? or did you?


 

offline str_ph from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-10 15:20 [#00549756]
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core dump - broken heart - binary tears over IP


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-10 15:21 [#00549759]
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you're too good. sadly i have the record.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-10 15:23 [#00549762]
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oh dear


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-02-10 15:24 [#00549764]
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Yeah we want pics! It's not a problem if they also show
furry little animals (...) like Cheffe's...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-10 15:25 [#00549766]
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Sniff, sniff... I smell testosterone... and LOSERS!


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-02-10 15:26 [#00549770]
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you can email me a nice pic of you and i could up it :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-10 15:27 [#00549771]
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i have some better records.

i have:

the brat - the umpire stirkes back (parody of john mcenroe)
kenny everrett - the snot rap (featuring cupid stunt)
the firm - star trekkin

so as you can see i have a very good taste in music. none of
that aphex twin shite or anything.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-02-10 15:28 [#00549772]
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B00000!!!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-10 15:29 [#00549773]
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enjoy your pot noodle and a wank later, won't you? :P


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-10 15:30 [#00549774]
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I have the 7" of that firm record! Also the Spitting Image
one.

*Whistles the offensive b-side*


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-02-10 15:33 [#00549780]
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if you want the mp3 you know where to come. wasn't ian
hislop something to do with that record?


 

offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2003-02-10 15:41 [#00549798]
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I have a rather attractive line in man-leotards, if you like
that sort of thing...


 

offline xceque on 2003-02-10 15:52 [#00549833]
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Wow. My internet connection goes down for a day and look
what I miss!
All you pussies moaning about not having had a girlfriend
for x months! I've been single for 13 years! Now that's
hardcore. And it done me a world of good.


 

offline core from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-10 15:57 [#00549850]
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not sure about the man-leotards :-/



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-10 16:32 [#00549896]
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I've got the spitting image one too! It's actually in my
record bag at the moment. I always used to whistle the B
side whenever this really annoying girl in school used to
hassle me (if you have the song you'll guess why...)

Xceque: You serious? One of my heroes was (is) in a similair
position to you...
Honestly now, are you happier alone?


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-02-10 16:35 [#00549900]
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not cry


 

offline xceque on 2003-02-10 16:41 [#00549913]
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If you'd asked me 8 years or so ago I'd have probably said
no, but it's something you settle in to. Occasionally you
miss stuff, and occasionally you get horny ;) but pretty
much 99% of the time I'm much happier now.
Of course if someone nice does come my way... eh core? :p
31, Male, GSOH, large record collection, at-home-all-day
job, handy with electrical appliances... ;)
*ahem*


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-02-10 16:45 [#00549921]
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core should stop looking at hook up with xceque

for real



 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-02-10 16:48 [#00549925]
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at=and

wow I suck at spelling

geez


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-02-10 16:48 [#00549926]
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13 years? Thats a long time. I've been single 2 and it
doesn't bother very much anymore eithor, but it would still
be nice to have a woman. At least some action.
Oh, and maybe you could get on whales server for a moment, I
didn't get the last few bits of 2 tracks before you left
last time. : )


 

offline xceque on 2003-02-10 17:05 [#00549944]
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righto, on in 5... have been offline all day today due to
problems with btinternet taking 10 hours to fix... oh I
don't know... maybe someone pushed the off button on one of
their servers and no-one could work out why it didn't work.
Lepers.


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-02-10 18:11 [#00549988]
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being single is not so bad...if you love music;)


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-02-10 18:26 [#00550003]
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Maybe you love music so much becuase your single? I don't
remember having such an appreciation for music when i had a
girlfriend. Coincidence? Can music replace the need for
woman? Not quite, but it's almost the next best thing.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-10 19:23 [#00550070]
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlololOLoLoLOLololololoLolololololOl
ololo

Hava look at this thread ey?

So THIS is how you people behave while I'm asleep.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-02-10 20:36 [#00550133]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

ANY MALE WHO HAS POSTED MORE THAN ONCE IN THIS THREAD IS NOW
CONSIDERED "BOY TOY" MATERIAL, MAY YOUR POOR SOUL SEE THE
TRUTH BEFORE YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY PUT TO DEATH!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-10 20:42 [#00550138]
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2nd post....


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-10 20:43 [#00550140]
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*hovers curser over the reply button for a 3rd post*

wooops..


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-10 20:54 [#00550143]
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I'll post once for good measure


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-11 00:49 [#00550265]
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hahaha what the hell kind of mb is this???

over 230 replies on a 'i need a new boyfriend' thread

guys guys...

*shakes his head in pity*


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-11 01:48 [#00550288]
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Core is actually a sexually frustrated 50 year old manual
worker from Dudley, who has been stroking his greased cock
as he watched adolescent boys get excited over a 'I need a
new boyf' thread.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-11 01:49 [#00550289]
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Hahaha, ah man 9 times out of 10 thats accually true!



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-02-11 02:08 [#00550294]
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Why do you think I replied? ;)


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-02-11 02:11 [#00550298]
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i thought for a long time cores avatar was brooke shields :o


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-02-11 02:17 [#00550309]
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No, its this guy's daughter or niece or something. We are
dealing with one twisted individual people.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-02-11 02:20 [#00550311]
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maybe he is brookes uncle?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-02-11 03:21 [#00550370]
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i read the whole thread during breakfast
worst breakfast i ever had...


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-02-11 03:25 [#00550377]
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239 posts in few time, this is the power of the womans...



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-02-11 03:27 [#00550381]
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rather stupidity of men...


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-02-11 03:28 [#00550383]
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yeah, but it's only a joke i think ;)
They're not serious... (i hope) :-D



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-02-11 06:07 [#00550592]
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"Sniff, sniff... I smell testosterone... and
LOSERS!"............OPhecks

EXACTLY....

is this thread over already (thank god)


 


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