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.............. "you can read better with one eye closed" (Sorry for being thread crazy btw....... another answer !) |
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you make food and forget to eat it.... |
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.....when you feel your face start to get numb |
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*pOgO's drunk* |
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LMAO !!!! *spam's* *punches princo square in the face* |
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when you've been drinking alot! |
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..you be like cad and get retarded with FLoops and VSTs at 4AM and create i know..im such a whore for using this topic as a shoddy way to get my noisey message across. |
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hummmm when you giggle a lot, and get sleepy? =0)~ |
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when you look outside and the sun is back =os |
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When you have grass marks on your forehead from sleeping |
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when you burp and it reminds you of what you drank *brushes her teeth.....woosh* |
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When this happens. |
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i'm REPORTING you jay........no CAT abuse allowed........OMG thats a CREEPY picture =9 iron......that made me laugh out LOUD, i'magines blades of grass imprinted on your forehead! tee hee |
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hehhehehe oh Ophie.... you and your pussies =oD |
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( speaking from exp ) =) |
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when you wake up on your front lawn. Like I did last year. :) Yar.. Yar Yar. Yar.. YARR! |
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What the hell kind of pirate are YOU? With a lawn and everything! |
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When you realise you haven't been to sleep since the last time you saw dolleater and you're still drinking vodka |
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ophecks, you are the king of all that is "owned" pictures and what's the harm in a captain growing a bit of a lawn on his ship? |
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....you wake up with a shaved head, no pants, and a fractured elbow (personal experience) |
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....... zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz night/morning all |
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The kind with a mansion in the bahamas, and a great lawn full of flamingos and local village women. Id invite you some day if you didnt question the genuineness of my pirate persona so accusingly. *clears throat* ...Yarr! |
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Aw fuck it. Party at my house! Heres some doubloons pOgO. You supply the rum. Its 151 proof or nothing. |
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...when you come back from the toilet and walk into the doorframe when you tell your mate you fancy his girlfriend when you start fighting when you start hedge jumping when you start running over parked cars |
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When it takes me about an hour to walk home. (Usually I dont need more than 15 minutes to get home) |
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when you fall down the pub's stairs and break your leg. |
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When you cant cross a road without leaning on someone |
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when your car automatically takes you to eat. |
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when you REALLY have to concentrate on walking in a straight line... and fail |
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Atleast you can stay on the sidewalk. Approaching you front door and forgetting how you got home. |
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when you hang up on a rock fakie and smash your elbow up at meanwhile when you leave your board on the tube (noooooo!!!! still can't afford a new one!) |
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You could afford a blank deck couldnt you? I dont buy them anymore myself. I only have a board when I obtain one from a friend or some kid leaves it outside the arcade. |
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when your mind convinces you..."Yeah you can make this JUMP"...but of course, you dont. |
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Jump with what? |
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a rock fakie....on his skateboard |
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hehe... thing is a rock fakie is like the easiest trick ever! but I had a few cans of holsten and well... and losing my board was either God telling me to stop drinking, or stop skating... or both! |
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whten your ef tataklin tahtTSHI |
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nice avatar when you actually think a doner kebab would be a nice thing to eat |
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thanks! :) You Know You're Drunk When... 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. 6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! 9. Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem! 10. You can focus better with one eye closed. 11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. 12. You fall off the floor... 13. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 14. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger...screw dinner! 15. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 16. At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." 17. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 18. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm. 19. The whole bar says "Hi" when you come in... 20. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women. 21. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. 22. Roseanne looks good. 23. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. 24. That damned pink elephant followed me home again. 25. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you. 26. "I'm as jober as a sudge." 27. You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in Honolulu. 28. The shrubbery's drunk too from frequent watering. |
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...when you jump out of a moving car for NO REASON AT ALL and completely shatter your 3 connecting ankle bones... done and done |
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You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women. ....LOL....They're NOT????? Thats a classic one |
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... when you arre taking a piss and get borred and just starrt wobbling about. |
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hehe |
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...when you wake up and feel like this =o( poor pOgO |
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eeek, hope you feel better soon (in time for work on monday) :-/ not that all this will stop u next time! how was jar when he finally regained conciousness? i forgot to ask him |
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when you're carrying presents from teachers to other teachers in school and start yelling "I DON'T EVEN GET PAID FOR THIS" true story! |
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i know i'm drunk when i put the live version of low's "over the ocean" on and put my fingers on the cones of speakers so i can feel the music. kinda of like i'm doing right now. |
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when your building manager of your apartment building tells you off for blasting the noise facist hippies next door with the Xltronic IDM covers band :P |
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(hi pachi) ... if you can't speek your native tongue. |
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