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you know your drunk when .........
 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-08 23:27 [#00547249]
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.............. "you can read better with one eye closed"

(Sorry for being thread crazy btw....... another answer !)


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-08 23:29 [#00547250]
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you make food and forget to eat it....


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-02-08 23:29 [#00547253]
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if u behave like this


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2003-02-08 23:30 [#00547254]
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.....when you feel your face start to get numb


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-08 23:31 [#00547255]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



*pOgO's drunk*


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-08 23:33 [#00547256]
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LMAO !!!!

*spam's*

*punches princo square in the face*



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-08 23:36 [#00547258]
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when you've been drinking alot!


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-02-08 23:45 [#00547264]
Points: 2190 Status: Lurker



..you be like cad and get retarded with FLoops and VSTs at
4AM and create
a song called 8bit garfunkel!

i know..im such a whore for using this topic as a shoddy
way to get my noisey message across.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-02-08 23:47 [#00547266]
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hummmm

when you giggle a lot, and get sleepy?

=0)~


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-09 00:37 [#00547324]
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when you look outside and the sun is back =os


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-09 00:41 [#00547327]
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When you have grass marks on your forehead from sleeping


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-02-09 00:45 [#00547331]
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when you burp and it reminds you of what you drank

*brushes her teeth.....woosh*


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-09 00:47 [#00547334]
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When this happens.


Attached picture

 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-02-09 00:53 [#00547339]
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i'm REPORTING you jay........no CAT abuse allowed........OMG
thats a CREEPY picture =9

iron......that made me laugh out LOUD, i'magines blades of
grass imprinted on your forehead! tee hee


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-09 00:54 [#00547340]
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hehhehehe

oh Ophie.... you and your pussies =oD


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-09 00:54 [#00547342]
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( speaking from exp )

=)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 00:56 [#00547345]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



when you wake up on your front lawn. Like I did last year.
:)

Yar.. Yar Yar. Yar.. YARR!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-02-09 00:58 [#00547348]
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What the hell kind of pirate are YOU? With a lawn and
everything!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-09 00:59 [#00547349]
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When you realise you haven't been to sleep since the last
time you saw dolleater and you're still drinking vodka


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-02-09 00:59 [#00547350]
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ophecks, you are the king of all that is "owned" pictures

and what's the harm in a captain growing a bit of a lawn on
his ship?


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-02-09 00:59 [#00547351]
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....you wake up with a shaved head, no pants, and a
fractured elbow (personal experience)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-09 01:13 [#00547367]
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....... zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

night/morning all


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 01:24 [#00547381]
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The kind with a mansion in the bahamas, and a great lawn
full of flamingos and local village women. Id invite you
some day if you didnt question the genuineness of my pirate
persona so accusingly. *clears throat* ...Yarr!


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 01:27 [#00547384]
Points: 4819 Status: Addict



Aw fuck it. Party at my house! Heres some doubloons pOgO.
You supply the rum. Its 151 proof or nothing.


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 04:00 [#00547407]
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...when you come back from the toilet and walk into the
doorframe

when you tell your mate you fancy his girlfriend

when you start fighting

when you start hedge jumping

when you start running over parked cars


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-02-09 04:08 [#00547410]
Points: 1722 Status: Regular



When it takes me about an hour to walk home.
(Usually I dont need more than 15 minutes to get home)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 04:09 [#00547411]
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when you fall down the pub's stairs and break your leg.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2003-02-09 04:11 [#00547413]
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When you cant cross a road without leaning on someone


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 04:12 [#00547414]
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when your car automatically takes you to eat.


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 04:16 [#00547415]
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when you REALLY have to concentrate on walking in a straight
line... and fail


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 04:19 [#00547417]
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Atleast you can stay on the sidewalk.

Approaching you front door and forgetting how you got home.


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 04:23 [#00547421]
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when you hang up on a rock fakie and smash your elbow up at
meanwhile

when you leave your board on the tube

(noooooo!!!! still can't afford a new one!)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 04:27 [#00547424]
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You could afford a blank deck couldnt you? I dont buy them
anymore myself. I only have a board when I obtain one from a
friend or some kid leaves it outside the arcade.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-09 04:32 [#00547426]
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when your mind convinces you..."Yeah you can make this
JUMP"...but of course, you dont.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-02-09 04:38 [#00547429]
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Jump with what?


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-09 04:50 [#00547433]
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a rock fakie....on his skateboard


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 05:14 [#00547440]
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hehe... thing is a rock fakie is like the easiest trick
ever! but I had a few cans of holsten and well...

and losing my board was either God telling me to stop
drinking, or stop skating... or both!


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-09 06:42 [#00547486]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



whten your
efstyartrstt
tatakling glie ke
tahtTSHISs!!!!!!!


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 06:48 [#00547490]
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nice avatar

when you actually think a doner kebab would be a nice thing
to eat


 

offline uzim on 2003-02-09 06:51 [#00547494]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



thanks! :)

You Know You're Drunk When...

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off
the earth.
3. Job interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet
seat.
7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food
group.
8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I
think not!
9. Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking
problem!
10. You can focus better with one eye closed.
11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in
the bar.
12. You fall off the floor...
13. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
14. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a
burger...screw dinner!
15. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
16. At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
17. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
18. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the
bathroom, you fell asleep clothed...hmm.
19. The whole bar says "Hi" when you come in...
20. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine,
Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
21. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat
more and more attractive.
22. Roseanne looks good.
23. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of
glass.
24. That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
25. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when
they walk past you.
26. "I'm as jober as a sudge."
27. You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you
remember is the Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in
Honolulu.
28. The shrubbery's drunk too from frequent watering.



 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-02-09 07:00 [#00547504]
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...when you jump out of a moving car for NO REASON AT ALL
and completely shatter your 3 connecting ankle bones...

done and done


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-02-09 07:28 [#00547545]
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You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine,
Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
....LOL....They're NOT?????

Thats a classic one


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-02-09 08:13 [#00547593]
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... when you arre taking a piss and get borred and just
starrt wobbling about.


 

offline diablo on 2003-02-09 08:34 [#00547622]
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hehe


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-02-09 17:00 [#00548081]
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...when you wake up and feel like this =o(

poor pOgO


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-09 17:05 [#00548091]
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eeek, hope you feel better soon (in time for work on monday)
:-/
not that all this will stop u next time!

how was jar when he finally regained conciousness? i forgot
to ask him


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-09 17:15 [#00548103]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



when you're carrying presents from teachers to other
teachers in school and start yelling "I DON'T EVEN GET PAID
FOR THIS"

true story!


 

offline steve mcqueen from caerdydd (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-09 17:46 [#00548121]
Points: 6574 Status: Addict



i know i'm drunk when i put the live version of low's "over
the ocean" on and put my fingers on the cones of speakers so
i can feel the music.

kinda of like i'm doing right now.


 

offline Red from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-02-09 17:52 [#00548124]
Points: 378 Status: Addict



when your building manager of your apartment building tells
you off for blasting the noise facist hippies next door with
the Xltronic IDM covers band

:P


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-02-09 17:57 [#00548128]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



(hi pachi)

... if you can't speek your native tongue.


 


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