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mc chris-white kids love hip hop white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe. are you an mc chris type; a hip hop lovin? half pint? then just turn on your heartlight. a bunsen burner barfly. this is our time blast it from the boombox, liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a tube top, bust a nugget in a tube sock. it?s tupac, it?s big pop, it?s hip hop, it don?t stop. cuz I love that song, I love that groove. motherfucker, I can?t help but move. so if you don?t mind, if it?s alright with you I?m gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that: chorus ? white kids love hip hop x3 white kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo. taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can motherfuckin? handle. skippin? school, breakin? rules and flippin the bird, fast food cartoons after ittin? some erb. freakin dem flirts, making?m pur till it hurts, just a couple nerds clockin? the curbs, a couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin peters that are measured in milimeters. we don?t talk in the theaters like we?re siskel and ebert. we drink box wine and we listen to weezer. chorus repeat |
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I dont listen to weezer.... |
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that song is about me, except that i don't like hiphop |
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mc chris is the rapper for nerdy white kids... try to get a copy of knowing is half the hassle, it's good |
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check out and listen to some of his older tunes |
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i like the part about peters being mesured in mms... THEY'RE TINY! |
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hip-hop sucks, i had a high school phase of rap/hip-hop thanks the almighty god thats over with |
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:*( you might like mc chris! he's a nerdy white boy with a high voice... hehehe: mc chris-geek chorus ? stop pickin on me, because I?m a geek, I?m strange to you, you?re strange to me, well, one of these days, I?m gonna pack heat, you?re brains on the wall, my face on tv. they dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder. sand kickers comin? sixty clicks upon the sonar. they?re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder. if this was d&d, you?d see me jump into a portal. I?m a geek, spelled G double E K. I meet my boys in the basement about every day. a card table, comic books and cans of coke that we blow out of our nose after a star wars joke. we got style: tape on our glasses, zits on our faces and hair on our asses. shiny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors, tricked out back packs like my main man venkman?s. we got problems, namely the jocks: the SUV suckers with class rings on their cocks. otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit. if I was wolverine, you?d hear my knuckles go, snikt. I?m not perfect, the before picture of peter parker, always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles. I got brains, fuck b?s and c?s, I got a grade point average higher than hendrix on new year?s eve. chorus repeat don?t fuck with a geek, just cuz he got a gift. you get in my way bitch you get a vulcan neck pinch. one night I didn?t go to sleep, up playin? risk. at dawn, I won, got global dominance, but it in the hallway it?s completely different shit. can?t get my locker open and my pants are always split. can?t seem to catch a ride, can?t ever get a dat |
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can?t seem to catch a ride, can?t ever get a date, but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I?m great. prom night bites, primadonnas prevail. I?m at home reciting lines from the holy grail. stuffed nose, and some swollen glands, never been kissed, never been holding hands, just bust my biscuits over britney in a bubble bath. darth vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse. the dragon died from heart attack, you may advance and yo, I upped your armor class. being a geek it aint so bad, I can?t get laid, I got japanime stashed, and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts. dreadknocks rock, dinobots kick ass. it turns the apostrophes into question marks :/ |
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roygbivcore-------- ummm ill pass, check your mail :0) |
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