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Caustic Window UK on 2001-09-21 18:58 [#00035231]



Yo momma's so fat she was still hungry after eating:

a christmas turkey,
a full cooked breakfast,
a kentucky fried chicken family feast meal,
a pile of blueberry pancakes,
8 different kinds of stuffing,
3 cream cakes,
5 bowls of chocolate ice cream,
a family of reindeers.

Yes, all that. That's how fat she is!!!!!


 

Caustic Window UK on 2001-09-21 18:59 [#00035232]



Yo momma's so fat she appeared on a website called "Grannies
'n' Fatties".


 

Caustic Window UK on 2001-09-21 19:00 [#00035233]



Which is a sick porn site, I came across it once and I felt
sick!!!!!!


 

fred on 2001-09-21 19:13 [#00035235]



you're tryin too hard, man


 

Caustic Window UK on 2001-09-21 19:18 [#00035237]



all your yo momma jokes are lame. You just steal them from
other people, all mine were thought of by me...

here comes another...

Yo Momma's so fat she bleeds cellulite!


 

mookid from far away on 2001-09-21 19:31 [#00035238]



shit caustic. would you *please* stop thinking then?

thanks


 

Caustic Window UK on 2001-09-21 20:30 [#00035261]



Yo momma's so fat she came second in a competition judging
the fattest people in the world. The person who came first
was called Masazumi Kawaya and you shoulda seen the size of
him!


 

fred on 2001-09-21 20:36 [#00035262]



your mama's so fat she walked in front of the tv and i
missed my favorite show.


 

fred on 2001-09-21 20:38 [#00035263]



your mama's so old her social security number is 1.


 

fred on 2001-09-21 20:39 [#00035264]



your mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to
get wet.


 

fred on 2001-09-21 20:41 [#00035265]



your mama's so short she has to bend UP to tie her
shoelaces.


 

Bilal on 2001-09-21 20:46 [#00035266]



Caustic Window UK's "yo momma" jokes were deliberately crap,
and because of that they were about 100000 times funnier
than any other "yo momma" joke.


 


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