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Bobby McGee on 2001-09-20 19:52 [#00034706]



"What'ch'outalkin'bout."
-Gary Coleman



 

Yossarian on 2001-09-20 19:55 [#00034709]



"She call me Mr Boombastic, tell me fantastic" -Shaggy


 

Geonime from Geoworld!! on 2001-09-20 19:58 [#00034712]



"Scabadabalubeelubabadoodyundevambiladulabiladoobledamboole
dumbalabeedelebo, I'm the scatman!" - Scatman John


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-20 19:59 [#00034713]



Ah, I remember hearing about Shaggy recording a new album
awhile back, then I remembered "Mr Boombastic" and thought
how no one would buy his shit new album and then I heard
that stupid "It Wasn't Me" song on Leno, and then I just
laughed, something million records later, I've shit my
pants.

I'll go through the same thing with Boys 2 Men's "comeback"
album.


 

Geonime from Geoworld!! on 2001-09-20 20:02 [#00034715]



'Boys 4 Men' would be a more appropriate name.


 

Scatman John on 2001-09-20 20:05 [#00034716]



Scibidibidibidonbadab-boo, donbadab-boo


 

Vinni Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:07 [#00034717]



Up ya nose with a rubber hose.


 

Vinnie Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:09 [#00034718]



Mr Kotter looked alot like Ron Jeremy.


 

CONFUCIUS on 2001-09-20 20:09 [#00034719]



"Frunk loovs yargart." -Sylvester Stallone


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 20:12 [#00034721]



good point vinnie... do you have a special interest in these
two men? Dreams? Hopes? Desires? please share...


 

Vinnie Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:21 [#00034723]



Well, ya see, I've always been fascinated with Ron Jeremy, I
first saw him in Debbie Does Dallas 2, he played The Coach,
and he was really hair and didn't have a big dick, so I used
to wonder why he was in every single 70s porn film out
there, I still don't know. John Holmes was his enemy, and
Jeremy lasted though, he'll never die.


 

Vinnie Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:23 [#00034724]



Ron Jeremy was really hairy, I meant. People didn't just
have sex with hair.


 

Sylvester Stallone on 2001-09-20 20:25 [#00034726]



Ya, Frunk loovs yargart, Frunk ward art yargart ar dae
larng, ar, "Frunk," ar say "Ya raryl loovs yargart, darnt
cha?" "Ya, ar rarly looovs yargart" sar Frunk. Ar, sarm gard
tarms, sarm gard tarms.


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 20:25 [#00034727]



they might of had sex with his hair... jeremy could do
anything when he put his mind to it... are you implying he
got a dick implant, by the way? I've only seen him a couple
times but he's pretty huge...



 

Vinnie Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:26 [#00034728]



Yeah, and I just meant Mr Kotter looked alot like Ron Jeremy
the porn star, that's all.


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 20:28 [#00034729]



they're both so ugly it really makes you feel good about
yourself to look at them


 

Vinnie Barbarino on 2001-09-20 20:28 [#00034730]



He doesn't have a big dick, he's hairy, fat, and he has
curly hair and a moustache. I doubt women wanted to fuck Dr
Fat Fuck, Ron Jeremy.


 

Ron Jeremy on 2001-09-20 20:33 [#00034731]



It was my charisma.


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 20:36 [#00034732]



Ron,
What's up dude? where you been?



 

Ron Jeremy on 2001-09-20 20:47 [#00034735]



I'm lookin' good now.

http://www.ronjeremy.com/


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 20:49 [#00034736]



what's in the bag on the table Ron?


 

Ron Jeremy on 2001-09-20 20:56 [#00034737]



Flour.


 

Ron Jeremy on 2001-09-20 20:56 [#00034738]



It's for making bread and shit. Keep quiet.


 

Alan Partridge from Men Afx 12" on 2001-09-20 20:58 [#00034739]



smell my cheese


 

CONFUCIUS on 2001-09-20 21:01 [#00034742]



That's a gun in the bag. It was a prop in "Stop Or I'll
Shoot My Load All Over Your Face"


 

Afterthought on 2001-09-20 21:18 [#00034751]



are you serious confucius?


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-20 21:42 [#00034757]



"MEMBERS click here"


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-21 00:21 [#00034845]



But seriously, folks, my favorite quote of alltime is
"Sometimes I feel like a schizophrenic... So I just go out
and get one, they're all over the place!" -Simon Munnery


 

thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-21 00:34 [#00034857]



"hardy fuckin' har." Mr. White


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-21 00:38 [#00034862]



"If you talk like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
-Mr Blond


 

Boris The Dog on 2001-09-21 03:52 [#00034919]



"You idiot, you can't deepfry your feet."
-Keanu Reeves


 

blargh on 2001-09-21 07:37 [#00034952]



"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic
route."

-Steven Wright


 

Baron Von picklefoot from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-21 09:53 [#00034966]



"If you can get the cheese out of my ears I will milk your
cow." Baron Von Picklefoot

THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!


 

Baron Von picklefoot from The Baron got a DSL line Woo hoo on 2001-09-21 11:37 [#00034987]



"Leave your boat and I will show you a angry potato"!

The baron has spoken!!!!


 

Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-09-21 11:45 [#00034994]



"Escalators are never out of order; they're just temporarily
stairs." -Mitch Hedberg


 

thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-22 01:09 [#00035335]



damn, julian! kick ass!


 

thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-22 01:12 [#00035338]



"I don't know a fucking jew that would have the balls to say
that." Nice Guy Eddie


 

Mitch Hedberg from SmakieTheFrog@hotmail.com on 2001-09-22 01:14 [#00035339]



Fuck you, Peter File. I like to talk about the difference
between Peter File and dead possums, like with Peter File I
don't have to hold it to my dick.....


 

Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-09-22 10:55 [#00035388]



"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
-Mitch Hedberg


 

Mitch Hedberg from www.mitchhedberg.com on 2001-09-22 11:00 [#00035389]



So you've listened to "Strategic Grill Locations" afew
times, and seen me on Comedy Central, I'll still kill you.


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-22 11:04 [#00035392]



thanksomuch: Thanks 'o much!


 

dingle berry from on a small plastic chair breathing fire on 2001-09-22 11:09 [#00035394]



Remember, remember, remember, remember,
Remember, remember, remember, (member, member, member,
member)
Remember you're a Womble (remember you're a Womble),
Remember you're a Womble (remember you're a Womble),
Remember you're a Womble (remember you're a Womble),
Remember you're a Womble (remember you're a Womble),
Remember-member-member what a
Womble-womble-womble you are!



 

Peter File from the Paedoph Isles on 2001-09-22 11:14 [#00035396]



Mitch, why do you want to kill your fan?


 

balthus from europe on 2001-09-22 17:51 [#00035460]



there's the truth and there are lies, and art always tells
the truth, even when it's lying.

-john horatio malkovich


 

Aphex Only-Child from USA on 2001-09-22 18:01 [#00035461]



"So you've listened to "Strategic Grill Locations" a few
times, and seen me on Comedy Central, I'll still kill you."
-mitch hedberg

that's pretty good man. haha



 

thanksomuch from over thar on 2001-09-23 05:56 [#00035563]



"Say the fucking words! You're ganna be ookaaaaay!!" Mr.
White


 

Julian Casablancas on 2001-09-23 12:00 [#00035600]



"I'm fuckin' dyin' here!" -Mr Orange


 

Bobby McGee on 2001-09-23 22:37 [#00035674]



Reflex, the topic is "A Great Man Once Said..." not "A
Dickhead Once Said..."


 

reflexismybestfriend on 2001-09-23 23:40 [#00035696]



reflex, you are a tard.

"Better to keep your mouth shut and look like a moron, than
open your mouth and confirm it"

-?

irony,


 

reflexismybestestbestfriend on 2001-09-23 23:42 [#00035697]



btw, Bobby McGee .. cheers :) nice call there.


 


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