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do NOT trust the Gates of Hell!!! Microsoft WILL start off the real life equivalent of SkyNet, and the scenes depicted in the Terminator films or The Matrix will become reality please, don't aid him! |
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When those voices begin telling you to start fires, don't listen!!! |
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It's too late....you cannot stop progress!! Run for those XP hills....and hide! |
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What makes you think your not in the matrix right now. We are eigther living it for the first time or we are just some guys computer simulation. I say suck up to the celebrities cause they are probably the creators of this simulation. |
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oh fuck, yeah shit!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm being serious here people don't you find this the least bit scary?? |
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You could guarantee if we were in the Matrix....it would be Microsoft Matrix (c) Hehehehehhe |
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lol it'd have that fucking annoying paperclip asking you if you need any help! |
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But it wouldnt help....just lull you into a false sense of security, forcing you to upgrade for years to come!! |
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heh and learn a new GUI every few years! |
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Microsoft are too far removed.. Skynet/matrixius underdevelopmentaswe speak under the auspicies of Pentagon..most likely by Lockheed.. and funnily enough it was once called STAR WARS... *looks at Jedi suspisiously* |
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Think about it, it's not going to be Microsoft taking over the world. You wouldn't be afraid of a few rampaging Intellimice, would you? The real danger is from those industrial robots, so you better watch out for Toshiba, Siemens and the rest. |
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*sees the word lockheed* FUCK all joking aside, that could be fucking true this is really scary now |
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microsoft is slowly inching in on personal rights too,. apparantly a new line of pentiums actually check every program you try to run and see if it's authorised by microsoft, and if it's not,. then they don't run it. which means that if you download a freeware game over the net, it won't run, or if you have a pirate microsoft program, it'll report you. also the XP service pack contains things inside the "terms of agreement" which says, in complicated legal jargon, that you are handing over the right to view, delete, and edit anything they see fit. |
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Don't look at me that way! :P |
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well actually Microsoft is a viable threat i'm guessing that pretty much at least over 70% of the worlds computers run some version of a Microsoft OS (be it primary OS or multi-boot) it would be ideal because they'd already be installed on most of the computers worldwide think about that - EVERY computer in the world, running an MS operating system, getting online and running and processing together, like an array that would be a POWERFUL mother fucking computer |
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Jedi T1000:p |
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Imagine an MicroSoft-terminator... just when he's aimed his gun at you and is about to kill you... he suddenly freezes: "Error 360: corrupt file or missing data. Please restart windows." |
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LOL.. |
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oscillik, you even rant like the d00d i did acid with. |
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. Since it's by Microsoft, we could always just crash it by sending it an oversized ping packet. Or maybe use a Mac Powerbook to smack it down "Independence Day" style. |
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lol! oh fucking hell!!!! i'm chaging my av soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heheh |
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hey good one!!!!!!!!!!! yeah lets give it a cold |
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http://www.trustedcomputing.org you meant that, right ? |
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microsoft terminators wouldn't be much of a threat at all, I'm sure they'd have an "alt+ctrl+del" button on them though |
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they'd fucking BSOD!!!! |
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I haven't even seen that page,... interesting |
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OMFG that's funny, arrghhhh!!! help!! it's the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! |
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hehe you can see it now, a t-800 exoskeleton coming up to you, then all of a sudden they stop then, somewhere in the heart of what was known as the microsoft hq.....a computer screen displays the BSOD |
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then you hear a voice come out of the external speaker, "GODAMNIT,... FUCK,.. Ummm,.. could you do me a favour and hit the "reset" button for me, please?" |
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heheh yeah the only reason i use Windows is because i have to! :( i wish unix had taken the market back in the 80's instead of Microsoft we'd all be happier computer users! |
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Practically no one "has to" run Windows. It might be the best tool for certain jobs, but you're probably not being forced to run it. |
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i am forced to run it at work "can i install SuSE Linux on this machine so i don't have to use Windows?" "NO!" "okay" |
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Run a Windows session under Linux with VMware. Or get a new job. ;-) |
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the computers here at work are shit, they wouldn't run windows under linux...they barely run windows!!! not allowed to install other software on these because they're public access computers - by that i mean that anyone in the building can use them, so they wouldn't let me put it on here due to everyone needing to understand and use Linux and it's differing GUIs |
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Hmmm... do you honestly think microsoft could produce something like artificial intelligence? Let them first develop an operating system that actually works. I worry more about the american government than I worry about Microsoft. I fear we will have a third world war soon. |
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no, i think microsoft will plagurise working software/hardware for AI they did it with DOS! it's inevitable at the moment where war is concerned though very sad indeed |
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HEhehehe.... "Have you seen this boy?" |
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i underestand microsoft haters, but i i find ridiculous to hate windows without any reason at all, windows is a fucking good OS and i know what i'm talking about, just have the good version and don't put plenty shitty software all over your system and it'll be stable as hell |
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