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i think i got the best spam ever:
 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-30 18:07 [#00535015]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



Hello,

I am offering $50,000 2003 US dollars for the below
equipment:

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator #
52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory
adapter. Or if in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator
module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp
stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear
modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on
the front panel XID display. Or perhaps you have some
reliable all in 1 units available?

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing
capacitor with built in temporal displacement. I need this
with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. An age stopping finger ring if available.

VERY IMPORTANT: All equipment must be original in sealed
closed casing of it's time. No old imitation electronic
parts or materials are accepted. Please send photos of the
above items so I can verify you have them available.

I will offer you $50,000 2003 US funds total for everything
with the ring if you can teleport to me in the Boston area
within the next 48 earth hours to conduct business in
person.

Business in person is greatly preferred! If business cannot
be conducted in person, I will send you a deposit only after
proof you have them available, and then the remaining funds
upon delivery of the time pieces.
Please also reply if you can recommend a reliable supplier
in the Boston area.

Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at:
Green2boy4@aol.com
Thanks

oNaabeauty2158RKQAx

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted
by
(boots@juno.com) on Thursday, January 30, 2003 at 19:52:11
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tnUEjlasZi35965: OyzcPU ud gpVpZ

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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-30 18:21 [#00535025]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



mm..


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-30 18:47 [#00535041]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



you guys, it's hilarious, i swear


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-01-30 18:57 [#00535048]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



It was ok, try harder next time.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-30 19:05 [#00535053]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



indeed.

my mother gets more interesting spam in her mailbox than
that. ;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-30 19:08 [#00535054]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



Hehehe,
But can that top my fav.

"backyard pool in five minutes" ? :D


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-30 19:12 [#00535057]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



wow, he can just HAVE mine, they've been gathering dust for
a while and the wife is at me to clean up the garage anyway


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-30 19:16 [#00535062]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00535057



You have a wife?

When did this happen?

You haven't been keeping us up to date, man...

(Did they throw OMGs after the ceremony?)

;)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-30 19:18 [#00535065]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to DaWeeze: #00535062



Hehehehe :D

Sounds like he married that nice young lady. :)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-30 19:35 [#00535081]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to DaWeeze: #00535062



no no, no wife, it was just a bit of Americana :p


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-30 19:40 [#00535087]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00535081



Ah, shoot. And I picked out a nice meat dehydrator for a
wedding gift...

:(


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-30 19:43 [#00535090]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to DaWeeze: #00535087



lol


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-30 19:45 [#00535093]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to DaWeeze: #00535087



Yeah, and what am I gonna do with this food proccessor now?



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-30 20:15 [#00535121]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



this isn't even some guy i know, just some one that sent
this to a bunch of random addresses....


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-01-30 20:26 [#00535127]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Well, I guess we'll start a business making bacon bits...

;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-01-30 20:34 [#00535133]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



you actually open those e-mails? I never do...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-01-31 15:03 [#00535691]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i figured "it's called russ16, it's got to be something
wierd"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-01-31 15:09 [#00535702]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



he'll never get them, i lost my Acme 5X24 series time
transducing
capacitor with built in temporal displacement in a 'sexual
accident' and have been looking for a replacement for years,
ive looked in yellow pages, asked santa, ive even been on
Jim'll fix it.......


 


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