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Dillinger
from Bristol (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-30 06:49 [#00534423]
Points: 54 Status: Lurker
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SING THIS TO THE TUNE OF "IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT..."
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq. If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq. So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections, Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.
It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq. Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq. They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos it'all the proof I need Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq. If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq. If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq. For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq. Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season, Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.
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Red
from Hell (New Zealand) on 2003-01-30 06:58 [#00534435]
Points: 378 Status: Addict
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sad but true
I sat through the State of the Union twice where his rent-a-crowd gave him standing ovations and watched Georgie boy claim that he is going to save a couple of million Africans from Aids as long as he gets to bomb Iraq!
What a humanitarian...
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-01-30 07:19 [#00534467]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker
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hahaha. Your biting satire must have George W and Tony Blair quaking in their boots. Great stuff!
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-30 07:21 [#00534469]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to bill_hicks: #00534467
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yours too :)
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theo himself
from +- on 2003-01-30 11:15 [#00534701]
Points: 3348 Status: Regular
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fantastic.
did you write that
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diablo
on 2003-01-30 11:24 [#00534704]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker
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sad but true
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-01-30 11:37 [#00534712]
Points: 7853 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag
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why dont you artists put it into computer voice and add some rythm and beatboxing to it...
the text is sooo true, it hurts "if youre with us bomb the bush" ;)
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-01-30 11:48 [#00534719]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular
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If you never were elected, bomb Iraq. If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq. If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.
AHAHAHAHAHAH sounds like some primus song...great tears of fun :DD
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